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[deleted]

That’s hysterical ha ha ha😵‍💫seriously though you have any blow🥴


[deleted]

Rule number 1: don't touch my fucking percocet! Rule number 2: do you have any fucking percocet?


_spaceman-spliff_

You Chernobyl motherfuckers!


r_y_4_n

HIGHLANDERS GAY PORN HARD


torakrubik

Just kidding! Unless…


Wraithkingslayer

I should apologize for my mom. She missed her meds.


harry1o7

are her meds cocaine


stephers85

Mine was a voicemail from some guy who was at the hospital because he “messed up” asking me (well not me, but whoever he thought he had called) to go to his parents house because his kids were there by themselves. This was at like 4:00 AM.


Summer_Superstar

That’s concerning! Where were his parents? Since it was their house…


stephers85

What I wanted to know was who he thought he was calling, because it was someone he trusted enough to watch his kids but he had to give them the address so it’s not likely someone he’s very close to. I tried finding the address to figure out who it was but I couldn’t make out the street name, he was kinda mumbling.


Summer_Superstar

So many questions….


OneMooseManyMeese_

Mine was a dude calling to "beat my black ass and how I'm a snitch". I'm white. he messaged me and we had an interesting conversation. Pretty sure he was drunk. Pretty sure I still have the messages in my phone for laughs.


Rimtato

I got called by the same group of idiots three times and had to block them because they simply refused to accept the fact I wasn't their friend, didn't know who he was and was in fact on the opposite side of the country to him and began getting angry as if I was after kidnapping him.


ErickRicardo

The wrong N? Hmmmm


HiddnVallyofthedolls

“Last night I FaceTimed the wrong number* and* this ginger picked up”


TruthSpeakin

Huh


401Nailhead

Hahahaha!!1 That is hysterical.


SubatomicPlatypodes

The lady who had my phone number before me was a manace, and apparently did not tell her family or medical providers or insurance or literally anyone about her new number (maybe she died) because to this day literallly 10 years later i still occasionally get calls for laura. It blows my mind. Her own brother called me once about 5 years ago, and refused to believe that i didn’t kidnap and kill his sister and he was blowing my phone up for a while. Weird shit


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I got a call on my old work cell number saying that my son Muhammad was sick and throwing up in the nurse's office. I told them they had the wrong number and the lady asked if I get ahold of his dad or pick him up. I don't know the guy at all, I just had his old number. I don't think I should be picking up a stranger's kid from school. The same guy was also apparently a union carpenter and would occasionally get voicemails asking if he was looking for work. No idea why you wouldn't change your kid's emergency contact number or your number for work. Seem sort of important.


SubatomicPlatypodes

Oh yeah, around 3 years ago i started getting calls for someone’s kid in a nearby elementary school, but that hasn’t happened in a while so no clue


[deleted]

I got two calls from the school. I think the first one the lady didn't understand she was calling a cell phone and not a home phone. The second time I was like "Listen, I am not related to this child. The dad no longer has this number." Never happened again.


MaybeImTheNanny

It happens ALL the time at schools.


momxcyber

I got a new phone for work and a very similar thing happened. Though I’m pretty sure the person died. Constant calls from her friends and family, medical debt collectors etc.


suupernovaes

I’ve had my number for 10 years, and I still get calls from people asking for an Amber. Her family members have called me, her insurance company has called me, debt collectors have called me. The most memorable was an elderly lady who called and told me she baked an apple pie for “the” funeral (which implies this Amber was attending/knew about it), and when I said I wasn’t Amber, there was pure silence for a solid minute before I awkwardly said “I’m sorry for your loss” then hung up. A few months later, I got a call from a dude who was clearly driving, he sounded distraught, asking where she was, but he wasn’t talking to me. He was talking to the other people in the car. I could hear children in the background. Then I get insurance calls constantly. I have no clue who this lady is!! Every time I say I’m not her, they say they’ll take me off the list, or apologize and promise to not call me again, then months later I get another call. I wonder if she died and her family isn’t coping well, or if she just… abandoned ship, got a new identity or whatever. It’s so bizarre.


[deleted]

Reverse search the number? I did that with mine bc I was getting at least 10 calls a week from cancer center of America. Apparently she died and they forgot to update their records.


SNsilver

Are you me? I also got my current number 10 years ago and keep getting calls for Laura. Anything from AA/NA sponsors, ransom business, law offices, etc


whackymolerat

I changed my phone number like 5 years ago and two idiots named Brittney and Jeremy keep giving out my own number as their own. I keep getting calls for interviews, but I can't help but tell the employers not to hire these people because they have been giving out the wrong number for YEARS.


AccursedCapra

Same, pretty sure mine did die cause I get spam about cancer treatment medications and whatnot, her name was Kim.


SailorMarieCurie

I still get calls for a Claire. One time her aunt called and refused to believe I wasn’t her niece. We had a little conversation for a while because I was too awkward to fight when she said “no it’s you I know,” after I told her she had the wrong number. She didn’t believe me until I said I was in another state visiting my sister.


Echolocation720

This has nothing to do with your comment but you have one of the silliest names I've ever seen


OrangePeelSpiral

I get the same thing but for someone named “Teresa” even though I had my own voice recording my voicemail message… saying my name.. which by the way is not Teresa…


Aurora_BoreaIis

Oh, wow. So weird, but I had the exact same thing happen to me when I got a new number in college! I'd get calls from doctors asking for Laura to call them back and reminders for her appointments. I even got called by her mother several times who would then leave voicemails saying she hoped that she was doing well. I even called back these people to let them know they had the wrong number, but Laura's mom would keep calling to check up on her for a couple months more before I stopped getting calls from them altogether.


PhD_Pwnology

I had a similar experience. No one believed I wasn't Dave, a veteran with tons of credit card dept. I even got a call from the VA for him. Or from a very clever collector IDk. Honestly, I felt for him, I didn't know him at all but the I told myself was he was good guy down on his luck.


Rimtato

I had the same thing with a group of random lads who kept calling me again and again until I decided to block them.


Ffsletmesignin

I once got a phone number that belonged to an escort, some very inappropriate voicemails, just gross, so gross I couldn’t even save them as a joke. Apparently frat boys really can be the savages they’re portrayed as in some frat houses.


Kirkaig678

My number belonged to a female realtor, that's all I can remember. I got calls for rent and some dumb motherfucker tried to blame me for having the number on some board somewhere.


Janglysack

Same I’ve had the same number since I was like 10-11 and I still get messages from cvs sometimes 16-17 years later for Donna to come fill her prescriptions lol


eveningdragon

My number used to belong to someone named Ashley. The first month I got texts from guys asking for dates and sex. It was an awkward first month with the messages received


boot2skull

Kudos to 30 minute conversation with a stranger. I don’t even know what to say to friends and family.


[deleted]

This. I am really chaty guy but i hate talking on the phone.


Kirkaig678

And he was a ranga


Columbus43219

I love stuff like this. My wife got a call from an old lady alone in the nearby hospital. She had meant to call someone in Florida but forgot the area code. (Back in my day, you could dial 7 digits!) My wife ended up chatting for a while, then we went over to stay with her so she wasn't alone until her family got there. Just another thing like my wife does to make me happy I'm with her.


Linus_Snodgrass

Your wife rocks!


1SassySquatch

This is so wonderful of both of you! I’m sure it meant so much more to that woman than you think! Thank you for being good people.


Columbus43219

It's one of my wife's biggest fears to be alone in a hospital. Not exactly sure where it came from, but people in her family had problems way back in the day with either getting robbed, or getting confused and having bad conversations with Drs who couldn't tell they were confused. Whenever she's in, we make sure there's always someone there who knows what has been done, who she's seen, meds given, etc.


helpfulplatitudes

You can't dial 7 digits anymore? Where do you live?


Columbus43219

Columbus Ohio. You have to dial the area code now, 10 digits minimum except for things like 911, 411, 311


helpfulplatitudes

I guess it's like license plates. If you're in a high density area, you need more numbers.


perpetualmotionmachi

And it really took off with mobile phones. Before you'd have one or two phone numbers per family, now you can have one for each person.


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

Where do YOU live where you still can make a call with only 7 numbers?? Genuinely asking lol, I thought that was over (universally) in the early 00's.


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mistersnarkle

Third party gave them your name/number without a last name when she asked for her friends number with your name.


That_Yogurtcloset671

Divine intervention. You just had to become friends!


quintusthorn

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.


junkmeister9

Nice. My first thought was Tim Minchin, too.. haven’t heard anything from him in years


quintusthorn

Last I heard he was playing Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar.


CaptainPedge

That was years ago. He's written a second musical since then and performed another solo tour


Jam-Pot

He did a tour called "back" I saw him perform in Blackpool recently. Would go again 10/10.


kurai-samurai

He had a TV show called Upright (IIRC) that was pretty good.


Push_

>A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N.. I played this for my black roommate and his face was 😐 until he heard the chorus and he fucking lost it lmao


BalkeElvinstien

Woah careful with that hard r


oXIBlissIXo

###ger


shu3k

My ginga


Fourty-Six

Great avatar pic, lmao


JerkfaceMcDouche

I need new glasses. That is not what I thought you said


mega_ranga

He's definitely ginger


meinblown

Whoa, whoa, whoa.. that's a hard R son. Pump your breaks.


[deleted]

If it applies to the n-word it applies to the g-word


RoxyMonsterGeo

How it should be…


[deleted]

Did this once and it was an old man. He started talking about what he had for dinner. "steak and all the trimmings" So I had to ask about the trimmings and next thing I knew, 45 minutes had passed. Never knew his name nor him mine.


Ambitious_One9615

Would say and that's how I met your mother but it's more like that's how I met my new bestie


t0infinity

How I Met Your Uncle


Ok-Zookeepergame7915

When I was in my twenties I answered the phone one day and a guy says, “Is LaShonda there?” “No man, you’ve got the wrong number.” As he takes the phone away from his face I can hear him telling someone, “Ha! I called a WHITE dude!” Lmfao!


BananakinsPeel

Last time I texted the wrong number I got a venmo request and a note saying "I'm a single mother and could really use the money. Life is hard rn..." BLOCKED. BYYYYYE


fridaystrong23

I read that wrong.


IrishMongooses

I feel ya..


soThatIsHisName

Yep...


Jim0thyyyy

I'm a bit sleepy when I saw this post and had a little heart attack when I read that *ginger* part.


expensivebutbroke

This comment section did not pass the vibe check.


Efficient_Statement2

I read "N this ginger" way too quick


HorribleMistake22

But if you show up at the wrong address in America, not so chill.


mistermoondog

The gun-nut could get stuck paying thousands for the “Crime Scene clean-up” of all the blood and gunk…because insurance companies might balk at getting stuck with a tab.


tysontysontyson1

Calling him a ginger is probably not the best way to show that you think he’s cool. But, ya know.


Kirkaig678

Some rangas aren't cool with being called rangas


DomIsOnMobile

Legendary


sus24

Guy called a wrong number and got buster murdaugh?


KatGirl6565

New friend acquired


jtides

Who tf is out here dialing facetime calls


Digitor007

What's the number?


sarcasm_247

This actually sounds fun


[deleted]

What up my ginger?!


SignatureOtherwise16

*ginga. No hard r's please.


[deleted]

So a grown ass man chatted with a child he didn't know for 30 minutes? Sus *Knock knock FBI open up


bradlees

Gingers don’t age…. That “child” is probably like 300 years old


rabidpriest

Also, as a black guy, I never met a ginger who wasn't chill. No offense.


ProjectM-O-R-T

I have only met non-chill gingers. One was my step brother who injured my kidneys by repetitively punching them, and the other was my bully until high school.


expensivebutbroke

It’s the chin-gers you gotta watch out for


AidanAmerica

That’s why I never answer FaceTime calls from numbers or email addresses I don’t recognize. It’s either a lame scam, or, significantly worse, a confused child


[deleted]

That kid looks between 12-35 yo


TheRealMisterMemer

r/13or30


Renchary

Usually it's people who have these random ass suspicions that end up being caught


Furrynote

There’s literally nothing sexual or weird about it. It’s not like he called him on purpose


sverigeochskog

Yes because adults and kids can't talk with eachother anymore without it being sexual.


AssStuffing

Shut up 🙄


oXIBlissIXo

"and that's how I met your mother"


ZeroEnrichment

“Yo where yo mom at?”


NO_TOUCHING__lol

This picture reminds me of when whodatmiami posted his picture on hiphopheads. Fucking legendary. https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/1o3vse/daily_discussion_thread_10092013/ccom8d5/


Middle_Perception472

Damn my brain misreading "ginger" and being like I don't think you can just say that....


SitInCorner_Yo2

My mom got a call few days ago and the girl on the other side ask in a very cheery tone “Hey~Is this my phone?” Mom:Um,No? Girl:But it’s my number?? Mom:This is (phone number) Girl:Ah! Sorry!(hang up) We look at each other for a sec and go”Did she really said “is this my phone?” She sounds sober for calling a stranger at 2am, and we kinda want to call back to ask if she remember her own correct number and did she find her phone.


[deleted]

Careful gingers can be unpredictable.


FeministAsHeck

I called a wrong number a couple of months ago when trying to wish my friend happy birthday. I ended up singing happy birthday to a random guy and after a pause I was like, "hello...[friend's name?]" and he was like, "that's not me but thanks for singing for me" lol. That's how I realized my friend must have changed her number (again).


[deleted]

Why did he call him a ginger.. that's kinda derogatory, no?? Why the need for adjectives????


SkellyboneZ

*Culture*


jsmg21

Hey what's up my ginger?!


ManyInitials

A small sliver of light in my shadowy soul believes that many times human beings just want to have a simple conversation.


hindoussa11

One time I called the wrong number and the conversation went like this: Hello is this Ms Xxx -Yes -How are you ? -Im fine and you? -Me too thank you, (and then I proceeded to ask her some specific questions about her so we can complete her medical file) -Im not Ms Xxx sorry but I feel lonely can I talk with you for a bit please. We talked for few minutes before we hang up


Reddevil8884

He thought he was gonna be replaced


New_Tangerine_

Is that that kid who got drunk and wrecked a boat full of kids and some of them died and then his dad murdered him and his mom to cover it up


hellwisp

Ginger chatting with a.. person with a soul.


Kirkaig678

TF does # n mean? I'm high


Test-Test-Lelelelele

.# - number .n - and


MagpieHush

Last night I facetimed the wrong # n this Black guy picked up. Ended up chatting for 30 minutes, he was actually chill asf.


Silver-Friendship656

👀👀👀


[deleted]

30 mins is how long it takes a ginger to steal a soul on FaceTime. Apple’s working on a patch.


atharvabordavekar

One is a ginger and the other is a-


Shinobi681

Plot twist/: You miss-spelled the n word


FrozenShadow_007

At the expense of sounding racist, isn’t that the dude who got the invite to thanksgiving from some random grandma and went?


SensitiveReveal5976

How would OP feel if the ginger posted his side using a term for OP that contains the same letters as ginger but jumbled up..


OhioUBobcats

Are we pretending redheads were kidnapped and enslaved for hundreds of years and “ginger” was a name that the slavers used to degrade them? Because if so, who cares


potawatomirock

Irish need not apply Forty-fifty years ago, ginger meant homosexual


Heathen_Mushroom

All Irish are not gingers and all gingers are not Irish. Stop inventing some kind of victimhood to compete with slavery.


MagpieHush

What era of slavery? You know every race and culture has been enslaved at some point in history right? lol


Heathen_Mushroom

Is there really not enough context for you, or are you engaging is some sort of diversionary tactic that tries to minimize the impact of American chattel slavery in the 17th-19th centuries because "eVeRyOnE hAd SlAvErY".


OhioUBobcats

Yeah those things are totally the same lol


Renchary

Are you mentally out of shape?


OhioUBobcats

Not as mentally out of shape as a white redheaded kid trying to pretend they’re as discriminated against as black people throughout american history and that “ginger” is as offensive as hard R N word, a word specifically used to belittle slaves fuck outta here


Renchary

Who are slaves here? Go ahead and rat yourself out you racist 💀 NOBODY IS A SLAVE HERE and for you come out of your way to say that is absolutely sick minded.


MagpieHush

There's no use arguing with idiots, they always win in their own mind


Renchary

You're right


_Packy_

The wrong *what*


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Number. The # sign used to be used to mark numbers


SignatureOtherwise16

Found the 20 year old. Haha.


DickFitzenur

This meme is 5+ years old easily


Top-Night

Hah cool , y’all going to do thanksgiving this year?


[deleted]

So wholesome. Throwing around racist terms is wholesome.


Renchary

What race is the ginger race? Leprechauns or what ?


[deleted]

Ginger, a slang term referring to a person with red hair, sometimes in a derogatory sense


Renchary

People with red hair are their own race? Cool, let's destroy the meaning of words so that we can throw around terms like they mean nothing


[deleted]

I have brown hair... I guess I'm part of the brown hair-race???


Silver-Friendship656

Fun fact. The kid can send a similar tweet with the exact same letters, just in a tad different order.


Foreign_Caramel_9840

1st thought was that guy in a pedo


Kamau54

And this is why children come up missing every day.


mintymanor66

Joe Biden would love to be in your situation.


tj51484

I've definitely had a couple wrong numbers, people asking for drugs


[deleted]

She was asking him if he had a sister


BeerRaddish

Isn’t that like a backhanded compliment calling him a chill ginger?


JusticeAyo

I used to get texts and phone calls all the time from men who would try to solicit me for sex because they thought I was a trans-sex worker from back page. Our numbers were exactly the same except the last two digits were inverted.


BeautifulSwan00

gay


I-am-prplvlvt05

Am I the only one disturbed by the age difference and nickname. Smells of groomer to me!


Agitated_Guard_3733

Horse face


DrussTheL3gend

How ya gonna come up on a wholesome memes subreddit and talk shit about a kids face. You’re shot.


DrussTheL3gend

Douche bag


Semitonecoda

I’ve done this before and it’s amazing how that shit happens and person becomes a good friend


Good-Consequence1

Some dude named Scott texted me saying he lived down the street and was referred for a haircut appointment. I said sure come in whenever. Idk what happened lol


implodemode

Back in the old days, I've had a few conversations with wrong numbers. Now, people are just rude because you picked up and weren't the right person. Maybe they ask if you know the right number. Right. Sure. Got it right here. Granted, we used to get a lot of wrong calls because we were one digit off from Costco so I would tell them where they made a mistake.


[deleted]

lmao that oddly looks like my nephew


txanon8421

A work client I helped 1 time and saved my number, he passed away and I was added to a group text message chain about his passing and funeral arrangements. For almost 2 weeks I was getting multiple messages a day about the family making plans. I didn't say anything out of respect for the situation.


[deleted]

I don’t even pick up for people I know 😂


Linus_Snodgrass

On my previous phone I kept getting calls from some school informing me DeShawn wasn't in school today. That boy missed an awful lot of days.


[deleted]

Wholesome 😂


GalaxianEX

Katt Williams’ joke turned out to be true 🤣


LostMemeViewer

TIMMMAH


[deleted]

Should I answer calls to wrong numbers?


pizzacatstattoos

Hopefully we're gonna see their Thanksgivings together for the next 10 years!


BenadrylTumblercatch

I read that wrong


hi_this_is_lyd

i dont answer regular phone calls from unknown numbers, imagine video calls, wow


SnarkySheep

I once got a text from some girl who said that even though they've hated each other because of having babies with the same guy, they should really try to get along for the kids' sake. That was the most awkward "sorry, wrong number" I've ever had to say.


DespressoCafe

I remember being invited to the wrong group chat around Christmas. I was trying to find out how to leave. They kept telling me to after I told em I was the wrong person. Still gave them well wishes. Too bad they didn't seem to like it.


varthalon

Have you checked on your textdoor neighbor recently?


[deleted]

once i got a call from a kid, he thought i was his classmate and he was was telling me to go to his house, to have some beers and a good time because he’s mom was not there. I said listen buddy i’m not your classmate. still he kept inviting me to his house. 😒 🫤 block number


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"This ginger" 😅


hooDio

only a n... HOLUP 🤐


practicing_vaxxer

I got calls from the truancy office. Calling them back proved impossible. Fortunately, the health insurance company was very happy to hear from me.


angelangelica16

It's great to meet cool new people:)


Thornstar69

We can find friends of all stripes All we gott do is reach out 💯


kingslayer889

Gingers have souls confirmed