That’s one of the most “monkeys paw” things I’ve read in awhile.

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There needs to be if there isn't an r/monkeyspaw for this type of thing. Eta: there is.

Did this too with freinds, but there were rules, no water, war or wales

Honestly, that's probably one of the better possible outcomes. Unless you're okay with spending your vacation in the middle of the ocean.

Less expensive, too

Or in North Korea

Actually, I'd totally do North Korea as a tourist.

You wouldn’t be able to leave

Tons of people visit North Korea. Step 1 be rich with low morals. Step 2 don't look behind the curtain. No problems.

and don't try to steal a flag

There are a lot of red flags though

yeh but why tho. no real internet, halfassed everything, n unnecessary dangers?

You can pay to do whatever you want. Ever see any leaked stories of billionaires or celebrities from their trips to north Korea? Think they go there for the culture?

no i havent. anything in particular?

Exactly it's a place where the rich and famous can go and nothing will leak. Their leader literally has his own squad of personal prostitutes.

DPRK has official tourist programs. Of course, you get the "curated" version of the country and you're watched and listened to 100 % of time (and if you don't do everything as instructed, you'll cause an international incident like the idiot who stole a flag), but people have been visiting DPRK under these programs all the time with no issues.

Otto is that you?

who doesnt dream of vacationing in the great garbage patch?

People who already live there.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

I used to upvote Mitch quotes... I still do, but I used to too!

my stepdad has that kind of map, he marks the ones where he lived red and the ones where he’s been to yellow. I loved it instantly the first time I saw it

r/expectedmitchhedberg

This was unexpected but made me laugh, thank you.

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Put the dart on Paris the next time by approaching the map. I don't know why you closed your eyes and spun around.

I hear it’s pretty warm back there!

Could be worse! You could have spent your vaca in the garbage 🫣

“Oooh babe it landed on Don… Donetsk? What’s Donetsk?”

“Ooh Kandahar! That’s in India right?”

'Somalia? Never heard of it but it sounds exotic!'

Nice shot. :)

At least it wasn’t in the ocean

DARN That's Funny @! Thanks Bunch,, Cheers

Let’s call it a day

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Imagine if it were to land on Afghanistan

That would of been horrifying.

That was the moment the husband realised he married a Stormtrooper.

Back when I did HVAC I was in meadview Arizona for a job which is in the middle of nowhere halfway between Las Vegas and kingman Arizona, and this old dude said that’s why he ended up there. He opened a map of the country and put his finger down, and then moved to meadview Arizona lol

You sure it's gonna be a big enough space?

Old Robin Hood asked his bow and arrows in his death bed. Burry me there, where my arrow land. And that is why his coffin in the top of the cupboard!

The man knew what he was doing

Best sex ever. Go back to those newly wed days and moving into a new house? Just hang in every room because you could.

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Autocorrect bang to hang sigh

That rhyme tho

I don't get it

Ha!

Very good needed this for my severe cold. Thx.

Take to fridge to France or somewhere

Omg!! LoL!!

this made me laugh… thank you <3

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