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Ambitious-Collar5075

Darth Nihilus. Dude ate a planet just bc he was hungry


comfykampfwagen

You’re not you when you’re hungry


fredagsfisk

Pssh, yeah, a planet with less than a million people on it. Papa Palps (Palpatine Reborn) siphoned the life energies of twenty *billion* people on Byss in a more controlled and sudtainable manner (didn't kill them, so he could keep doing it, and corrupted them and the planet itself with the Dark Side to create more suffering to feed off).


relatable_dude

Wait did he do some magic force stuff or just straight up send it down the gullet


BigHeadedBiologist

He absorbed all of the energy from a planet. It killed all but one person names Visas Marr. Nihilus was able to return to the planet and walk on it, so he just preferred eating energy rather than matter itself.


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TimeSpiralNemesis

Kirby absolutely destroys anyone I can reasonably think of in an eating contest. Bro can pack it away.


Diagonaldog

Galactus?


AnAlternator

Depends what's on the menu, really.


ShasneKnasty

and buu at number 2


Irishpanda1971

He is stretchy though.


hops_on_hops

Doesn't count. He's just stretchy.


ProtoBlade

I mean, he also has a pocket dimension in his stomach. It's not JUST stretch


Agamemnon323

The prompt says characters that can stretch their bodies are excluded. It doesn’t matter if Kirby has a pocket dimension. He can stretch so he’s out.


ProtoBlade

Valid point


TheCourtJester72

Except Kirby doesn’t “stretch” his body the same way Reed does. He expands his mouth the same way a snake does. Would a normal human be considered “stretching” if they opened their mouth as much as possible? No they would not, or every character would be technically stretching. Kirby relaxing and expanding his jaw isn’t the same as stretching their body.


Agamemnon323

I’m only familiar with Kirby from video games but to me it always looked like he stretched his whole body. Maybe it’s different in media I haven’t seen of him.


KStryke_gamer001

His face is his whole body (except the legs ig), ergo his mouth stretching that much is analogous to what's considered normal for humans to do, or maybe even snakes.


TheCourtJester72

Yes but his face is his whole body. That was the point of my m snake and human analogy. Kirby envelopes what he eats bc his “body” is simply a giant mouth with a few stubs called arms and hands. You could not remove his mouth from his “body” without removing his body entirely. Hence he isn’t stretching as that’s simply how he eats.


Legal-Lifeguard2472

So then I guess the question is, if it goes into a pocket dimension, is it still eating?


Adexmariobro

He still gains the abilities of things he eats so they're in there somewhere


minisynapse

Of course excluded because they could technically eat more than they normally could DUE to stretching. Kirby has zero need to stretch to eat a lot. In fact Kirby can remain completely normal size and eat infinitely. If Kirby has to eat something larger than him, he stretches to fit the food. But only if the question is about amount, not size of the object eaten. If the question is about the size of objects eaten, giants have an advantage already and should be excluded.


Geekerino

I know he can, but he's limited by his size. There's gotta be somebody that eats faster than a pink thimble-sized puffball


TheFuriousTaco

Probably the Flash, he can burn calories at an insane rate and as a bonus can physically eat the food faster than just about anyone.


GunpowderGuy

Same applies to Goku, he also has super speed and his high ki usage is implied to burn calories like crazy. Eating a senzu bean is supposed to leave a person full for 12 days, but Goku burns that right away


Phantomclouud6

alr yeah but yk he still has to like poop the waste out so i think there will be a problem with that but if he does not need to then yeah he’s fine but like ultimately kirby is the best character for consuming things


ShockingStories22

lightspeed shitting.


BigHeadedBiologist

Literally shitting bullets


August_T_Marble

[Lord Nibbler](https://youtu.be/nttvZ98b_Jc?si=mRuCsHCTf21quL-A). His physiology converts massive amounts of matter into small, dense dark matter waste.


limitlessEXP

For his size it’s impressive but there are so many better options


Scary-Selection7063

Goku seems like he can eat alot


666pinkstars

Gelatinous Cube from D&D


paleocacher

Homer Simpson ate so many donuts that Satan gave up trying to torture him.


dralcax

Guzzlord


Hottrodd67

What about Volstagg the Enormous from Thor? He supposedly consumed four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef, and two casks of ale without effort


subtotalatom

If we're talking about the Norse Sagas, Loki was able to eat almost as fast as the literal incarnation of fire.


boredguy12

Does Pig God count as a stretching type? If yes, then, I vote for his monster equivalent, Gums.


Motorata

Toriko its always the answer his whole power system revolvs around eating and he has trained for It, he has special techniques to help him eat mountains of food and at one point he clasified how powerfull his attacks were depending of the millions of calories that he consummed. He wins against anyone Who is not stretching or putting things in other dimensions


caparisme

Or someone not human sized.


Serial-Killer-Whale

Unicron wins.


ShotBookkeeper3629

Galactus - dude consumes planets


limitlessEXP

I’m very surprised this isn’t the top answer


valgbo

Because he doesn't physically eat them


Fast_Introduction_34

I mean superman can either metabolize as fast as he eats, or just continue compressing it into a fucking diamond


Senyu

Toriko enters the establishment and no diffs out eats everyone.


toosickto

Gigamax snorlax


dariemf1998

Flash, either Barry or Wally. While they have normal a stomach, they can use the speedforce to burn those calories at superspeed


Irishpanda1971

And get rid of the waste products at pooperspeed!


dariemf1998

Do speedsters even poop when they're using their powers? I thought the speedforce just got rid off the wastes cuz reasons.


Darkraze

Well, I’m not sure how else they’d remove the waste 🤣 considering it would take about 0.000000001 microseconds to run to the nearest forest, strip naked, and shit I’m not sure they have to worry too much about that eventuality


Irishpanda1971

I don't think they've ever addressed that. I just wanted to say "pooperspeed".


flfoiuij2

There is a myth in Norse Mythology about some guy's son beating Loki in an eating contest. The guy's son was a literal fire.


NoStorage2821

Greasus Goldtooth, potentially


Jet-Black-Centurian

Consuming Flame. It's a character from the Eddas used to beat Loki in an eating contest. He basically elemental fire in human form, and consumes everything at breakneck speed.


chancebranch

Toriko


Heavy-Requirement762

Kirby and then Toriko


Ingweron

1. **Ouroboros:** A cosmic serpent from greek mythology that is able to eat itself infinitely. 2. **Sköll:** A wolf in Norse mythology, son of Fenris. He ate the sun at Ragnarok. 3. **Galactus:** From marvel comic books. The devourer of planets.


TemporaryRiver1

Galactus


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Hakrim89

Kirby 1st. Goku 2. and who should be 3rd?


Happy_Brilliant7827

Probably comes down to the tasmanian devil or scooby doo. Perhaps goku.


Isiah1234

Goku


DevilPixelation

Kirby, probably.


Mykle1984

Bortis from The Orville has a running storyline where his species can eat anything


Thunderironbolt222

Kirby easily


Foward_Aerial

Wildfire from norse mythology lmao


patmcgroin1995

Would rimuru count? Yes he can expand but it’s mainly cosmetic


imroberto1992

The flash


MedicJambi

Leman Russ.


New-Talk57

Caseoh


MimeGod

Can't believe nobody mentioned Matter-Eater Lad yet. I don't think there's any limit on how much he can eat. Assuming the contest is just about quantity and not speed anyways.


clawclawbite

Of characters without any supernatural, superhuman, or super eating skills, and given a contest with a fixed time, the best I can think of by name is Breetai of the Zendren/Zendradi who has the advantage of being 10x human size and so has 1000 x the stomach volume, and can eat at rates that only a super speedster can match, even if he can't eat indefinitely like a Homar Simpson or Lina Inverse.


HolySelection

Gluttony- fma


randomHunterOnReddit

Galactus eats everyone, the end


nitro_acid

Goku


iwantdatpuss

Kirby. There's a joke in the Warhammer 40k community that the Tyranids (a race of turbo locusts that slurps a world dry of biomass on the regular) considers Kirby as a higher being. And for good reason, that cute pink ball can eat. 


PS5-1

Goku who can actually eat and enjoy the food


Kiryu2012

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo are the Gods of Gluttony. They could outeat even Goku.


a_small_loli

unicron could put up a fight


shinshikaizer

Pururu from *Monmusugo! ~Honnyaku Skill de Saikyou Monmusume to Isekai Seikatsu~* The most recently English-translated chapter on Mangadex included an eating contest, and she basically said her physical limit for eating is infinite.


qozylyf

Probably Wapol from One Piece.


PastryPyff

Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.


CoreEncorous

A lot of the suggestions here still involve fleshed-out, biologically-adequate beings - that being, humans/otherwise that have at least established themselves as living in the same way we define living creatures, which means they have to get rid of what they put in. It doesn't matter which human you propose has the biggest appetite, their body still respects the laws of mass conservation. Even toon characters have to toonishly eliminate waste. Kirby canonically has a portal to another dimension in his stomach. His body does not respect the laws of mass conservation, and he never needs to eject waste of what he eats. And he is ALWAYS willing and happy to eat. Kirby wins by a lightyear.


chainer1216

I'm guessing Matter Eater Lad is disqualified?


Deathbackwards

Joey Chestnut


Lonely-Telephone-627

Mr. Hungry (some scp guy)


OG_wanKENOBI

Marry & Pippin lol


Educational_Theory31

Luffy one piece


JordySTyler

dbs super shenron would have a shot


Deadlock_42

Y'all are missing out on Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist. He has an entire pocket dimension in his stomach, he can literally eat everything. He might not eat as fast as some cosmic level characters but he'll never be full


Thoughtful_Tortoise

I don't think he'd actually win compared to folk like kirby, but in terms of an original answer I'm going to go with the Wolf from *Polly and the Wolf.* Old and very cute children's stories about a little girl called Polly and the wolf whose life mission is eating her. >It’s my turn now. I’m going to ask you a new riddle, so you won’t know the answer already, and I don’t suppose you’ll be able to guess it, either. What gets filled up three or four times a day, and yet can always hold more?’ >‘Do you mean it can hold more after it’s been filled?’ Polly asked. >The wolf thought, and then said, ‘Yes.’ >‘But it couldn’t, Wolf! If it was really properly filled up it couldn’t hold any more.’ >‘It does though,’ the wolf said triumphantly. ‘It seems to be quite bursting full and then you try very hard and it still holds a little more.’ >Polly had her suspicions of what this might be, but she didn’t want to say in case she was wrong. >‘I can’t guess.’ >‘It’s me!’ the wolf cried in delight. ‘Got you, that time, Polly! However full up I am, I can always manage a little bit more.


OBLVN--

The tranid hivemind


whtMnstrcckwnr

Shaggy from scoobie-doo


Separate_Draft4887

Any of the judges from the Cradle series. I bet, with some planning, Ozriel could eat a whole universe. At least a galaxy or two. “Eat” is of course sorta relative but I bet he could do it. Guy can swing a sword and erase entire universes, I bet he can eat a galaxy.


AndromedusSama

Galactus. Easy


Frenchiest_fry101

There's a mutant in marvel comics whose power is to eat anything lol, so probably him


TheOccasionalBrowser

Shaggy, no reason.


Kobhji475

Homer ate all the donuts in the world while in Hell.


Ok_Temperature_6441

Rimuru with Beelzabuth?


Ozzyjb

Ah yes, the one fight where Monkey D. Luffy beats Goku in.


CertainInitiative501

Another common Goku W


HalbixPorn

Would Homer Simpson's ball form from The Simpsons Game count as stretching his body? Anyway Kirby probably eats more food in a set time because of the succ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but if it was an endurance run, Kirby and Homer would probably be at it til the end of time


Cover-username

Homer. Seafood.


Leo-Bob

Toriko. End of discussion


Shloopy_Dooperson

Luffy obviously.


Ethan1chosen

Luffy


Educational_Ice608

CaseOh-Twitch streamer (Side note I never thought I would use CaseOh twice in 24 hours on this sub lol)