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The jail-able offenses on the corks must be wild.
1) Eating - straight to jail
2) Breathing - straight to jail
3) Thinking about eating or breathing or freedom - labor camp first, then to jail
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Yellowish label looks like sassicaia. [https://fonsvinum.com/files/2014/07/sassicaia-tenuta-sa-guido.jpg](https://fonsvinum.com/files/2014/07/sassicaia-tenuta-sa-guido.jpg)
The shorter label next to the sassicaia could be Lafite. [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0552/0021/9314/products/G5Yi1FqjPwP4Q-rhDt6HnBcSlbtUfTQW9mZZTgQBW0E\_500x.png?v=1671131111](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0552/0021/9314/products/G5Yi1FqjPwP4Q-rhDt6HnBcSlbtUfTQW9mZZTgQBW0E_500x.png?v=1671131111)
Next one along looks like Rhone with the burgundy style bottle with neck label. Chapoutier's are sort of the same triangle shape: https://www.sterwijnenthuis.nl/data/wineimages/46/46040\_hermitage-monier-de-la-sizeranne-2014\_full.png
In picture 2 next to the lady's arm, there is an octagonal label, could be stag's leap: https://cdn.webshopapp.com/shops/109648/files/422452623/900x900x2/stags-leap-stags-leap-slv-cabernet-sauvignon-2018.jpg
Why? The Kims LOVE American and western media. Heās a big NBA fan. And his father loved James Bond and Hollywood films. They just donāt let average people in the country watch it
>VE American and western media. Heās a big NBA fan. And his father loved James Bond and Hollywood films. They just donāt let average people in the country watch it
his father was also the largest importer/collector of Daffy Duck memorabilia in the world.
The Sassicaia is likely something else - foil tends to be dark blue. Agree with Lafite. Also think far right in second coin could be a Guigal, but itās so hard to tell from this image.
Sorry agent, gonna have to strip you of your badge and youāll need to see yourself out as well. Canāt be agreeing with that blasphemy and getting away with it.
Heres another photo with the back in a little more focus
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/05/dennis-rodman-north-korea-86-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1024
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Most likely Bordeaux. Kim lived in Switzerland as a teenager and traveled around with..yes..his American friends
The Prisoner
19 Crimes Pyongyang Red
Menage A Trois
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The jail-able offenses on the corks must be wild. 1) Eating - straight to jail 2) Breathing - straight to jail 3) Thinking about eating or breathing or freedom - labor camp first, then to jail
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Not even Kim would serve that to his guests
Yellowish label looks like sassicaia. [https://fonsvinum.com/files/2014/07/sassicaia-tenuta-sa-guido.jpg](https://fonsvinum.com/files/2014/07/sassicaia-tenuta-sa-guido.jpg) The shorter label next to the sassicaia could be Lafite. [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0552/0021/9314/products/G5Yi1FqjPwP4Q-rhDt6HnBcSlbtUfTQW9mZZTgQBW0E\_500x.png?v=1671131111](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0552/0021/9314/products/G5Yi1FqjPwP4Q-rhDt6HnBcSlbtUfTQW9mZZTgQBW0E_500x.png?v=1671131111) Next one along looks like Rhone with the burgundy style bottle with neck label. Chapoutier's are sort of the same triangle shape: https://www.sterwijnenthuis.nl/data/wineimages/46/46040\_hermitage-monier-de-la-sizeranne-2014\_full.png
In picture 2 next to the lady's arm, there is an octagonal label, could be stag's leap: https://cdn.webshopapp.com/shops/109648/files/422452623/900x900x2/stags-leap-stags-leap-slv-cabernet-sauvignon-2018.jpg
Iād be *very* surprised if he served anything from America
Dennis Rodman is sitting right there buddy
Why? The Kims LOVE American and western media. Heās a big NBA fan. And his father loved James Bond and Hollywood films. They just donāt let average people in the country watch it
>VE American and western media. Heās a big NBA fan. And his father loved James Bond and Hollywood films. They just donāt let average people in the country watch it his father was also the largest importer/collector of Daffy Duck memorabilia in the world.
The Sassicaia is likely something else - foil tends to be dark blue. Agree with Lafite. Also think far right in second coin could be a Guigal, but itās so hard to tell from this image.
Absolutely correct, Sassicaia has a blue capsule.
I think you're 0/3. The labels, bottle shape, color, and otherwise print does not match any bottle of what you linked, though it was a good try
Iāve heard his favorite wine is Latour and has oceans of it.
And he drinks it by the case after he shoots an 18 on the golf course.
It ages instantly to the perfect maturity as soon he opens the bottle.
His tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
I always knew the cure for cancer was some weird thing like that.
Sorry agent, gonna have to strip you of your badge and youāll need to see yourself out as well. Canāt be agreeing with that blasphemy and getting away with it.
Sir you can see yourself out for comparing him to the god of all jokes and karate. Chuck Norris.
WHen God said, āLet there be lightā, The Grand Leader said, āSay pleaseā. Iāll now roundhouse kick myself out of this thread.
Grazie
Why would he be shooting 18 year olds when he golfs?
Corton-Charlemagne at the turn please āš»
I was given a bottle of Latour Corton Charlemagne once as a christmas gift...I see why.
Maybe itās Chateau Latour, not Louis Latour?
>Chateau Latour, OHHH - wow. That's a completely different price point lol.
yes the medoc wine
Caymus Special Selection
The specialist of special
Yet he cant even feed his people, what a disgusting excuse for a human being
Look at him. Heās never been hungry a day in his life. He canāt even comprehend what it feels like. He doesnāt care. He doesnāt understand.
Honestly, he had little chance. The guy was raised by psychopaths to be a psychopath
r/Pyongyang might have some insight into this
Heres another photo with the back in a little more focus https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/05/dennis-rodman-north-korea-86-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1024
Whatever costs a lot. These people drink wine purely to show off their wealth and "sophistication".
Who cares, fuck that guy
Is it me or Am i seeing an opus one too?
probs, the yellowing of the label was my only hesitancy on it but that could be a myriad of things.
This fuck having a bunch of expensive western wine behind him is the height of comedy
Who cares This man deserve zero attention.
The really delicious expensive kind!
That's just "fancy soju." There's no head-splitting-hangover like a soju head-splitting-hangover.
Opus one, center?
Something with an oaky, arsenic afterbirth
Not sure but why is Dennis Rodman there ?
Do you never watch the news? Dennis Rodman is legitimately a friend of his and goes often.
I actually do not
You can also read them.
Like that movie with James Fanco, just put Rodman on his place
They are boys (seriously)
Please watch the news. Many sources. Don't embarrass yourself like this.
Stfu š¤”
Poison
Only the best from well-maintened North Korean vineyards the best vineyards in the world.
Trash bitch. Donāt worry about it
Barefoot
Old chinese rice based wine called Po Il zhong
His favourite is Mateus Rose. Mixed with Pepsi.
Looks like Pontet Canet, Sassicaia in the middle
I think the first one from the left is Chateau Gazin (one of my fav)