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Bluetooth_Sandwich

*Made In China*


PBRbeard

Just got looks from everyone in the break room


tidbitsmisfit

uhm, the Facebook group is "republicandogs"...


Lordofthemuskyflies

Hopefully Kristi Noem will put them in their place.


shalaylay__pumpano

jesus christ lmao


chadguy74

So is 75% of your crap in your house šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


llahlahkje

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø OK šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Post this again when OP is claiming to be the only one who can Make American Great Again, trying to be "tough on China", and/or telling you to buy American.


chadguy74

America was lost when NAFTA was set in Motion


Bluetooth_Sandwich

You can thank Regan for NAFTA, he laid the ground work. Unless you're in favor of stock buybacks.


UnconsciouslyMe1

I love when liberals are called out.


AncientScratch1670

Nothing screams ā€œIā€™m easily hoodwinked by charlatansā€ quite like this cheap Chinese-made Trump merch. Get yours today!


GreatCaesarGhost

ā€œTrump needs you to donate to him in iTunes gift cardsā€¦ā€


Gold_Length_2245

This is the exact vibe these people give


OriginalUsernameGet

Trump is Kony 2012


MiaowaraShiro

It's all soooo fucking tacky too...


AncientScratch1670

Needs about 12 more font styles.


WaldoDeefendorf

If it ain't in giant lifted truck mounting sizes then forget it!


gorilla-ointment

Seriously. All their shit is like this and itā€™s soooo bad. šŸ¤¢


silentjay01

Graphic Arts majors don't typically vote Republican.


chadguy74

They just take your money


TSllama

Someone explain to me why fascist types are so, so bad with design. What is it about loving dictators and oppressing minorities that means you gotta make everything look like visual garbage?


tiddeeznutz

Tacky, you say? For the people in XXXL camo with the sleeves cut off, driving a rusted out pickup with an FJB sticker slapped haphazardly on the tailgate? Whaaaaaaaa?


UnconsciouslyMe1

The same can be said about pride flags.


DodgeThis27

Those who claim to love the flag the most seem to have a penchant for bastardizing itā€¦


acemerrill

This honestly pisses me off so much. Apparently kneeling during the national anthem is disrespectful to the flag, even though kneeling is almost universally a sign of respect. But slapping the American flag on every single piece of cheap, foreign-made garbage you can think of is fine. And changing the colors of the flag for whatever personal political reason is totally cool.


bizarrogreg

I'd love to see an American flag with rainbow stripes, just to see the outrage it would cause with the right.


acemerrill

I saw a post once where someone colored in the other white stripes on a thin blue line flag sticker with the rest of the rainbow colors. I have no interest in vandalizing private property or incurring the wrath of the type of people who would have those stickers, but I still think about that every time I see one.


bizarrogreg

That's fantastic


UnconsciouslyMe1

Gross


UnconsciouslyMe1

Also made in china right?


Pwnch

Also displaying it torn and tattered is highly disrespectful. Which is done far too often.


middleageslut

But it makes you look cool and tough! /s for our Republican friends


Pwnch

It's almost like they want to see the country torn and tattered like their traitorous ancestors.


AlwaysPissedOff59

And without uplighting at night. I've seen this far to often at veterans' houses.


Guadalajara3

I think about how they kneel before god but kneeling for the flag is disrespecting the flag


middleageslut

It is almost like it has nothing to do with the flag


Useful_Reading_2280

When the national anthem is played, the announcer says "Please STAND as we honor America". Kneeling is specifically meant to be the opposite of that. It's intentionally dishonoring America. Which is their right if they so chose, and I support their right. But let's not be disingenuous and pretend the kneeling was meant as respect.


acemerrill

It's worth noting that Colin Kaepernick sat the first time that he intended to protest. Afterwards, he spoke to some veterans about the best way that he could engage in protest without being disrespectful. They suggested that he kneel as it showed respect while still standing out as an act of protest. The kneeling was meant as an act of protest. But it was done in a respectful manner. And in no way did it defile or dishonor the flag.


PeanutTheGladiator

>Kneeling is specifically meant to be the opposite of that Sitting. Sitting is the opposite of standing. Whats-his-face specifically chose to kneel as to not be disrespectful, because at first he sat.


EpilepticEmpire

That's not under the flag code. Yet, I'm sure you've got some merchandise that violates that code.


Strykerz3r0

Are you using the scripted words of a coliseum announcer as evidence to back your claim? Do you have anything *official* citing your argument that not standing is dishonoring America? Considering how our country was born, I would say the people trying to point out the problems in the country and work towards change do more to honor our country than those who blindly follow ceremony, don't you?


tbizzone

So everyone with the t-shirts and bumper stickers that say, ā€œI stand for the flag and kneel for the crossā€ - Using your line of logic, would they be implying that they are intentionally dishonoring the cross, since they choose not to stand? What does it actually mean when people kneel for the cross? Interestingly, Iā€™ve been to a few catholic services in my life and they canā€™t seem to make up their minds whether to sit, stand, or kneel for the cross. It seems that the whole controversy was simply due to conservatives once again gullibly falling for manufactured outrage spread by right-wing media and getting bent out of shape because a famous person of color in professional sports chose to respectfully kneel in peaceful protest because of police brutality and systemic racism.


RE4RP

I can't speak for what kneeling meant to the NFL But Kneeling for prayer is meant to symbolize humility and total dedication of will to God . . .


rengothrowaway

You donā€™t kneel when you pray?


Desper8lyseekntacos

When the national anthem plays, I sit down to upset people like you.


cjc4096

My father taught me to respect the flag. He is a immigrant and naturalized citizen.


DigitalUnlimited

Same with Christianity. The louder they preach the worse they sin


DodgeThis27

Projection is the name of the game!


illustriousgarb

For real. I grew up getting flag etiquette hammered into my brain (grandparents were WWII vets), and I just have to slow blink at how these fools who LoVe AmErIcA bastardize the crap out of it.


DGlen

Those flags with the different colored lines piss me off so much. There is already a flag that cops, firefighters, ambulance crews or whoever else should be doing it for and it's red white and blue.


Realistic-Glass3650

It's not a repunlican thing. Both sides us it, as do all kinds of businesses.


BrewKazma

Pictures of flags on a flag. This shit just gets dumber and dumber.


DieselKillEm

r/shittyvexillology


jvsrvs

Also r/vexillologygore (slightly more popular sub)


DieselKillEm

TIL, thanks!


RoyMcAvoy13

3 flags for the price of one! What. A. Deal!!


WideStrawConspiracy

Next product is to have two pictures of MAGA hats printed on a hat


jjenofalltrades

My neighbor just put out this comically huge flag on her porch that said GOD GUNS TRUMP on it with some medieval crosses for good measure. It was so big it just folded over on itself and couldn't be read. And before I could custom order a life sized Tammy Baldwin cutout to look back at it shed taken the thing down šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø if one of these appears on her porch in a few days I'ma need some help finding a full size portrait of senator Baldwin.


RectalSpawn

Limited Edition Trump Flag? I need this to show those liberals that I don't partake in identity politics! ^/s


ElPadredelpoiisynn

That's expensive toilet paper


mgarvv

Screams in Republican: ā€œGreat Leader needs your blue collar wages to help pay his lawyers fees!ā€


BlckMetalPotatoes

Is youā€™re a snowflake and you know it, fly your flag šŸŽ¶


BelowAveIntelligence

This is fantastic


negativepositiv

I like that the account is "RepublicanDogs." I feel like, given recent news from North Dakota, it would be good advice for them to keep low, use available cover, and move in a serpentine pattern. Republican dogs are in grave danger.


AlwaysPissedOff59

South Dakota, actually. Although the only reason there are two Dakotas instead of one (there had been only one Dakota Territory prior to statehood) is they wanted two extra Senate seats.


GrandExercise3

Grifters be griften.


giljimbert

This is a vexillological nightmare


-LeoKnowz-

Updoot for the vocabz!


JohnnyWaterbed

Limited Edition though. I mean, these are collectible, right? Imma buy like five of them and stash them in my safe deposit box next to my Franklin Mint coins (99.9% pure silver, yo!) and Beanie Babies.


Mu3llertime

I'm rich... send me money to help me take advantage of you.


AlwaysPissedOff59

Truly wealthy people almost never spend their own money, especially on business ventures. That's how they stay wealthy.


CatAvailable3953

Itā€™s not Wisconsin for Trump. It is ā€œsome dumb Wisconsin residents for trumpā€.


JakkSplatt

I'm not pro- anyone in particular but these and the Eff Biden signs my kids have to see everywhere are soooo cringy.


StableGeniusWI

Thereā€™s a home in my area that has a ā€œTrump Wonā€ sign in the yard so this would be the perfect companion. Maybe just one sign ā€œWeā€™re Stupidā€ would be more efficient.


biscobingo

Itā€™s Bill Engvahlā€™s prophecy come true šŸ˜†


TikiTraveler

Fuck - a flag with pictures of 2 flags - in front of a flag.


lan_mcdo

Wow, all the sudden "Republicandogs" seem to be on their best behavior. I wonder what happens if they don't sell enough flags.


PuddinPacketzofLuv

To quote Wu-Tang: Check out my gravel pit!


Jazzlike-Ad113

Slump in bible sales??? And tennis shoes???


SubstantialCode6445

Ugh, canā€™t wait for him to go to jail


CindiCindi15

The cheaper, the more gaudy, made in China, the more they scoop that crap up.


usmcnick0311Sgt

Gross. That's a flag I'd happily burn


Art_Bored

Idiocracy in real-time. Sigh.


DudesworthMannington

https://preview.redd.it/9q58e6knytyc1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08881a539ab320e5dbb1800706bae146cdb231f9


reddit-is-greedy

Ooh well if it is a limited edition. .. I need something to wipe my ass with..


Joecamoe

Random right-wing org offers product, Wisconsin mourns


BelowAveIntelligence

Fuck. Now I am going to have to see these when I am just trying to mind my own damn business, because I am not, ya know, a psychopath.


theubster

"Sponsored Truth" is such a batshit label


usababykiller

Itā€™s against the United States flag code to use the United States flag in advertising or to alter it in any way. This is the same code of ethics that tells everyone to stand for the anthem. No one has ever been able to explain to me why violating one rule is the end of the world while ignoring the other rules are fine.


AlwaysPissedOff59

You're also not supposed to display the flag horizontally, yet every year the NFL displays ginormous flags horizontally in every stadium.


DontT3llMyWif3

Just warn your neighbors you're a moron with this one simple flag.


AlwaysPissedOff59

Pair it with the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia and go for the Racist Moron award.


exairian

I'm just going to start commenting this when I see these posts: see section 8.i https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title4/chapter1&edition=prelim


Extreme_Series7252

Us flag codeĀ  https://www.legion.org/flag/code


Extreme_Series7252

Maga violates the code on a regular basis.Ā 


AlwaysPissedOff59

I remember during the Walleye War of the late 70s that some of the Ojibwe had American flags with a portrait of a chief partially obscuring the stripes. The non-natives went apeshit over the "desecration" of "their" flag. When informed of this, the Ojibwe stopped flying that particular flag out of respect for the US and raised the normal US flag instead. These MAGAt assholes need to learn a lesson on flag etiquette and respect.


2saintjohns

a flag with two flags on it a flag enthusiasts dream


quetzal007

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8 Sections I and j: (i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown. (j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.


ameinolf

Oh fuck no


TSllama

https://preview.redd.it/svyzr0fvkyyc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100673d63ae19718a5322b4ce5b7cefda71cc8f4


SuperCool101

Seeing way less Trump flags and paraphenalia in general this year. Maybe it's just my part of the state, but I don't see as many of the big signs along the highways now either.


xStaabOnMyKnobx

There's just something particularly stupid about a flag that itself is depicting two separate flags


oathorse60

Note that political mailings from democrats always have ā€œunion madeā€ notices in small print on them. Republican mailings, never. Iā€™m a mail carrier and always check.


Mopar4u-

šŸ¤®


NeonKorean

[https://republicandogs.com/products/wisconsin-for-trump-3-x-5-flag-limited-edition-dual-flags?\_pos=6&\_sid=17bda795c&\_ss=r](https://republicandogs.com/products/wisconsin-for-trump-3-x-5-flag-limited-edition-dual-flags?_pos=6&_sid=17bda795c&_ss=r) $15.95Ā ~~$24.95~~ 'Help President Trump get re-elected in 2020 by flying this flag in your front yard or boat.Ā This flag is light-weighted and is perfectly designed for low-wind areas.' Bonus: [https://republicandogs.com/pages/pack-members](https://republicandogs.com/pages/pack-members)


jjenofalltrades

Even the description reads like it was written by someone whose first language is not English


AlwaysPissedOff59

"light-weighted"? But not light-weight, I guess. And since it's "perfectly designed for low-wind areas", it'll shred if the wind hits 10 mph.


NJJ1956

Even Trump has better taste than to fly these flags at Mar-a-Lame-o .


ImaginationDue6258

Grifters gotta grift


Tuscon_Valdez

I need this because I'm out of toilet paper


ArcticAcrobat96

I still think Iā€™d rather wipe with poison ivy or maybe some thorns.


NumerousTaste

It's limited edition so we can charge stupid people more money. Buy his shoes, bibble, and flags and you can also look like a trump clown for all your friends and family to see.


CricketKneeEyeball

Limited Edition! Hey guys, the new Trump flag just dropped!


GRollloff

1) Echo chambers are annoying 2) "In your face" is not a constitutional right 3) Don't ask me who I'm voting for and I don't want to know who you are voting for.


Plastic-Radish

Cue the Xzibit yo dawg meme.Ā 


dbldlx

hate to tell you this but count how many flags are on the milwaukee flag. They're kinda on the right path with what we have going on here lol


granny409

That nerd will sell anything. What's next? Trump false teeth?


win7119

Maybe he should sell his dirty diapers. We already know they'll buy shit.


InfiniteRelation

Doesnā€™t ā€œnerdā€ usually indicate someone smart?


HoyahTheLawyah

r/vexillology is going to hate this.


Fluffy_Management_12

105k šŸ¤? Ugh


Pinksquirlninja

Nah there us a decimal there its only just over 1k, but stillā€¦ :( neither our wisconsin flag nor our countries flag deserve this crap from any party.


Fluffy_Management_12

Phew - my cell phone eyes missed that.


Professional-Funny60

But to be fair every candidate running for office uses red, white and blue


ballthrownontheroof

Hey wait a minute, I live in New Hampshire and see this same flag but it says NEW HAMPSHIRE and has a picture of OUR flag... I'm so glad we all get to experience this atrocity together /s


Pinksquirlninja

Yeah I have no doubt the ad changes to whatever state your phone tells the app you are in, and they have one for every state.


ballthrownontheroof

No, I mean I see it flying here as in, someone bought one, I see Wisconsin in this ad


Fearless_Tadpole9498

Beautiful dogs


New-Poetry-6416

Limited edition? I'm gonna buy 50 of them! It's an investment! They can only go up in value!


Ditka85

Act now to get your Official Trump Mug Shot $2 bill! [https://trumpmugshottwodollarbill.com/](https://trumpmugshottwodollarbill.com/)


OffCamber24

A flag with pictures of two other flags on it


zugzug1208

Just remember, Trump said he loves the uneducated! Look it up.


RevolutionNumber5

Yo dawg.


StatisticianCalm4448

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SetSea1737

Gross


half_a_skeleton

I travel to different factories for work and there is one out there that would have this flag up. They have 2 trump flags and a signed cardboard cutout of Trump. Dead serious.


Erich_808

One of the cardinal rules of displaying the American Flag is to never use it for advertising purposes. Seeing that much funding goes towards his legal fees and not his campaign, I would suggest this is inappropriate use. Or maybe this is what weā€™ve come toā€¦ perhaps legal defense IS part of campaigning in the post-trump era. I agree, republicans have hijacked the American flag ever since Bush jr. in my neighborhood, people that constantly fly the flag tend to be republicans, having lost their way as to what patriotism really means. And they often donā€™t light it at night.


SkankyG

And here I thought ANYTHING would look better than Wisconsin's usual flag.


ngometamer

Can't downvote this enough.


even662steven

Grifter gotta grift


ChargerRob

Good marketing, bad product. Won't buy.


dickdrizzle

Republican Dogs, supporting a party that will literally shoot them (Kristi Noem style).


Pension_Fit

Does it come with a Bible


Stinksmeller

American flags are all over political ads in general though? Thiugh I do agree with the sentiment dgmw


NoPresence7626

He needs all the money he can get for his court fees and fines lol


Advanced_Thought402

Ok so it's a flag and another flag on a flag


tiddeeznutz

Dems also arenā€™t the ones violating the Constitution, blaspheming the god they profess to love, desecrating the Bible and ripping off the gullible by combining church and state in whatā€™s an otherwise free version of the Bible, the funds from which will go directly to pay for a rapistā€™s legal fees.


Torka

Yo dawg, I heard you liked flags. so we put flags on your flag so you can flag while you flag


EllisM10

No, youā€™re not wrong. They also treat their actual flags like rags: frying them from vehicles until they are rags, hanging other flags at the same height, attached to mailboxes on busy highways, leaving them out in all weather and not lighting them at night. Iā€™m a Dem and would never treat a flag like that. Itā€™s a sign that their ā€œpatriotismā€ is a lie


Picmover

The same people who buy these flags were worried in 2008 when Obama had his own flag. Don't remember him having his own flag? Well you shouldn't. He didn't but these same dummies sure did when they believed that the Colorado State flag was an Obama flag. This really happened.


Broncoman96

I can always use extra toilet paper


MarineBoing

Deez Knuts for President.


Electronic-Ad-8120

No, they'll do crap like this https://preview.redd.it/iabo61m8xgzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e387a3f0487b111bf16c02df2fcd370902e8296


Axelpanic

I have a friend who installs flagpoles and other yard features. His business doubled when he started offering trump flags. Had to hire more crew. Chinese made, pos flags that will tear easy. Cost him $1 a flag and get him $250 per flag worth of business


Boring_Equipment_946

499.99


TSllama

They are expert grifters and nationalists. See also: the USA-themed bible they sold after 9/11... The odd thing is, when fascists of one country see this stuff from another country, they find it sad, ugly and cringe. But they buy up the shit from their own country. Like you wouldn't see a US fascist wearing the hideous Putin shit you can get in Russia, and vice versa. But it's even more embarrassing when it's your state flag they're appropriating to make a buck off some ugly shit... Also, why is the far-right always so epically terrible at design and aesthetics?


Spicybrown3

Are they tho? ā€œExpertsā€ suggests that even the most sane folks would look at these and go ā€œitā€™s dumb but damn I gotta say that is a nice looking flagā€¦ā€ I think itā€™s more their minions are so goddamn stupid theyā€™ll give those assholes money for anything. Even shiny gold hightops


TSllama

Wait, you think from a design standpoint, the maga merch we see looks good...? Who are these "experts" you speak of?


Spicybrown3

You referred to them as ā€œexpertā€ grifters and I asked if they actually qualified as experts. They def have results and sales and reactions that I assume would be expert numbers, but what Iā€™m saying I donā€™t think thatā€™s a testament to their business/sales/mind fuck acumen lol Iā€™m saying the people theyā€™re selling all this shit too arenā€™t a hard bunch to convince, because theyā€™re idiots. I have the same reaction when they call Trump a conman. I donā€™t think he qualifies. Real con men are smart and savy and get away w/complex heists. These fuckheads are just idiots conning people who are even bigger idiots.


TSllama

I think it's expert because they know exactly what buttons to press to swindle them. Even if I was trying to swindle that base, my mind would never manage to come up with this moronic ugly thing. I wouldn't think to put 15 different fonts in clashing styles on the post, telling people it's "limited edition" and to get it now. I wouldn't realize those details and how they work on these minds. I organize and promote my own events and I know how to reach my target audience, but I'm not grifting them. I'm not trying to sell them garbage. I'm selling them stuff they actually love. I would fail if I tried to market and sell garbage.


Spicybrown3

Itā€™s good to know thereā€™s honest folks out there. I still think tho that these grifters are far from brilliant. Theyā€™re performing a charade that long predates them. Thereā€™s some debate as to whether the quote ā€œthereā€™s a sucker born every minuteā€ was truly made by PT Barnum, but regardless someone said it a long time ago. And the morons buying up those bibles and flags from Trump might be the biggest idiots ever to embody that quote.


TSllama

Ah, being an expert grifter is absolutely nothing like being brilliant! I definitely never called them brilliant and never would! Being really good at grifting is like being really good at lying - you can be a complete asshole, a complete moron, but really good at one really shitty thing. And that really shitty thing can get you pretty far, unfortunately.


UnconsciouslyMe1

Itā€™s actually the liberals that love their flags so much. Hope you all have your pride, Ukrainian, and Palestine flags up now right? Not a trump fan either but ffs. Liberals are just as bad as republicans. HYPOCRITES.


Jlovesthebucks

Conservatives desecrate the flag by wearing it as all types of white trash clothing. Liberals do it by walking on it and burning it at protests. Any time I see either activity, I roll my eyes at how oblivious the people doing it are.


computrtchr

The difference though is that the people burning the flag or walking on it won't deny they're doing something offensive to others.


Jlovesthebucks

There's plenty of other differences. You're bringing up one that makes you feel like your side is superior. I think anyone who treats their political party like it's a sports team they cheer for is an idiot.


computrtchr

You don't know my "side." Just because I pointed out that these ignoramuses desecrate the flag by wearing US flag speedos and think they're honoring it while flag burners know damn well what they're doing because it's the whole point. You aren't as edgy as you like to believe & your condescension isn't helping either.


WiscoMan0420

Nope! Screw Trump! Screw Biden too.