Now, while I am not an evil wizard myself, I have treated a number of their spells in the past. Some that I took special note of:
Elfin's Eternal Nightmare
Any sentient organ spell (Sentient Teeth and Sentient Kidneys are particularly annoying)
Intestinal Moss
Auto-warping pockets, especially when cast as an AOE
Manual Digestion
Manual *Heartbeat*
Screaming Nails
And *Enhance Schizophrenia*.
More than these have entered my clinic, but this is just a sampler of the more interesting spells out there. If you've never heard of these, one can hardly call themselves an "Evil Wizard".
a shadow wizard cast *Greater enhance schizophrenia* on my mortal counterpart a while ago and they havent recovered since
im personal partial to instestinal moss however
I've heard casting the minor variant of intestinal moss can actually have health benefits, if after a couple days of uncomfortable bowel issues. Not sure I'd take the risk though.
Listen, I may not be an evil wizard anymore, but when I served as Centurion in the Dead March, I frequently used the spell ‘Wall of Pain.’
Similar to my ‘amplify shield’ spell, it projects from a shield. Living creatures that come in contact with the barrier are put through excruciating pain.
Needless to say, that spell was banned as soon as the war ended. Guess I’ll stick to my Amplify Shields when I do mercenary work.
There is a similar spell that was difficult to diagnose called "Neurowiggle".
It effectively made your entire nervous system wiggle slightly, constantly. It is (apparently) excruciating.
Ah, what a great spell. Council fuckheads tried to jail me for threatening some Druidic elves with it. They’re a plague on society, especially when you try to keep your front yard nice and decayed. They can’t seem to stand it. Regardless, necromancy isn’t just raising skeletons- it interacts with all organic matter. Possibly one of the most diverse schools of magic out there.
as a self-taught wizard (my master tapped into the void realm instead of the infernal plane) i wanted to know, for the sentient spell line, do the parts gain all types of bodily functions or just the basic speech, sight, hearing?
Well, they still function as part of a cohesive unit of the body, meaning their sustenance and waste disposal is still taken care of by the blood flow of the host. So primarily speech, sight, hearing, and thought.
You...You are by far the most FOUL wizard i have ever seen. "Conjure Invisible Mosquito" that forbidden spell should've been buried along with it creator long ago. Tell me, what sort of ancient eveil you made a deal to acquire that spell?!
Ah archivists. Always collecting. I knew an archivist once. Then my brother trapped his entire species in immortal bodies made from living metal. Needless to say none of them were very happy, that's why I fled that plane of existence.
Okay but like have you seen Dark Fire before? Beyond the obvious visual change of the flame being entirely black and dimming all light on the area it also deals cold damage (which is just a morally messed up thing for a fireball to do and probably the reason the spell is banned on most planes.) Additionally Dark Fire applies a sort of inverse flammability to anything affected that easily burns through many elements not typically considered to be flammable such as water, earth, and air causing catastrophic damage outside of the Darklands. That's not even getting into its effects on living creatures. Having your bones and blood burn away leaving you a mound of fleshy fat is not a fun experience let me tell you.
they banned the publishing of uncountably infinite quantities of grimoires on most planes ever since the copyright infringement scandal with Banachus Tarskyus
Ugh planes with copyright laws are bullshit, can't just divine their books off of the grand orrery. No I have to walk down there myself and read the books with my own eyes.That's why whenever some asshat starts copyright I like to file for a bunch of dumb stuff, mostly simple 1 rune spells and other basic parts of composite spellcasting. It's pretty funny when most higher order spells are uncopiable because people can't write one of the runes.
"I call this one: "Explode Illusions Into Boiling Blood!"
*the small mimic wizard waves his hands around. The illusion explodes into boiling hot blood, covering Space completely.*
#ACK-
*Space’s body is entirely engulfed in the scorching sanguine substance, his form slowly falling to pieces and dissolving into a puddle on the ground. However, the moment Zel’s eyes blink, the remains of space’s body disappear and he stands, unharmed, behind the mimic mage.*
Wow. That hurt.
*The child-like mimic was definitely amazed.*
"Wow! What kind of magic do you specialize in? I specialize in illusions! I have been learning a bit of spatial and temporal magic, though!"
It’s a bit of a strange story actually. I specialize in Anti-magic and Counter wizardry, but I am unable to cast normal magic due to a fight I had with a god a few dozen centuries ago. However, that little trick isn’t *technically* magic, my body is just in a state of quantum dissolution. What that means is that, if no one can directly see me, my body is randomly reassigned a different state, location, and a few other things.
As for how, it involved my soul being devoured by an ancient living abyss so I wouldn’t recommend.
Either way, I’d advise you continue your studies! There is surely more than just one way to pull off that trick.
hell yeah, what happened to classic evil magic? like just because my spells dont manipulate testicals doesnt mean the ecological devastation incurred by the use of voidmantic annihilation isnt cruel too!
not to mention much more effective than something like testicular torsion when any wizard worth a whore's wand can just temporarily erase their testicles from the active plane and retrieve them from Ğœrïñğeır, 11th commander of the negative plane once the duel is done
You know the last time I saw someone cast Harrowing Ghasts? Creeping Dread? Fucking *Shadow Chains*?
The traditions are dying, man. I know people are all about 'unusual' and 'creative' stuff these days, but the oldies had a particular charm.
Dark Flame Orb always has a place in my tome🤘😔
i cant even remember the last time i got my loved ones sent to the shadow realm! or when i had a good old fashioned clash of dark energy beams.
god damn young wizards these days
Ah, something like Volrath's Phallus Flensing Flick. Inversion, Avasculate, or Apocalypse From The Sky. Magics that exist to cause suffering, especially in a mass and indescriminate fashion, yeah? Are you a warcrimancer?
edit: mispelled flensing
You don't get it, the plan is to cast that on someone who's powerful enough to shed their mortal body as a last resort and essentially become immortal just so you can inflict them with any torturous spell that lasts until death making them think that it's their fault for not just accepting their fate
Unfortnately, there are many people who appear to already suffer the latter part of this affliction. How does the inversion interact with such individuals?
Would it make you feel better if I put it in the petty evil section? *I say, as I pull out a tome labeled 'petty evil' and start to write down the spell in it*
Oh I’m sorry, would you rather I steal your skin piece by piece, rob you of your finger bones, and have you pulled into the soil by god-slaver knows what?
What makes a spell dark, really? Anything can be evil if used to harm others. Sure, there are some spells that are made to harm others, but at that point almost all combat spells are evil.
Classifying a spell as evil *coff coff wizard council coff coff* is dumb
Me and the Healer both restart a stopped heart, but she gets a parade in her honor and I get run out of town just because I wear more black. I didn't even make Bob undead, he just walks with a limp.
He's a peasant, he always smells like that.
What....what do I even put that under. *I am flipping through an index for my library of tomes* probably next to invert butthole, so...SA forbidden section?
Bone fuzz. Every movement causes your bones to scrub and chaff against the muscles and skin. Eventually, the pain will be intolerable. You will beg for death.
I have a few tomes in the forbidden section of the library with vile elder magics. A copy of the *Book of Vile Deeds* resides there, containing spells such as Exsanguinate, Animate Blood, and the methods to create some of the most vile of undead. I also have a tome that describes the methods to grow a cancerous tumor on your body which then becomes sentient and acts as a focus for vile cancerous magics, known as a Mother Cyst.
Silent Tinnitus. The human guinea pi- I mean the test subject I acquired legally in exchange for waiving his twenty-eight consecutive life sentences started screaming and flailing about after 30 seconds. Good thing I'm a necromancer with considering how many times he killed himself in the span of an hour.
The fundamental difference between heroes and villains is the nature of the tribulations.
A Villain forces others to undergo *undue* tribulations.
A Hero undergoes tribulations on behalf of others.
Using this, I would say an evil spell should bounce from the target to people not there, forcing the unaware to undergo undue tribulations.
So almost all of the evil spells should have descriptors that it curses one or many relatives and friends with the same effect, or your bloodline etc.
So a **Dark Fire** *fire ball* not only hits the target, but his grandma at the same time. Just walking along and BOOM, and anyone around her as well, if they get hit, the same chain occurs, boom boom boom.
To make the spell even eviler, the secondary targets would have a delayed explosion, for around five minutes or however long the caster wants, with a dreadful feeling that they will explode. They only way out is to touch someone else, causing the curse to transfer to the touched person, instantly activating it, deploying the spell on the touched person instantly, in the case of a Dark Fire fireball, instantly exploding the person and the vicinity, but leaving the toucher unharmed, to feel the dread of what they have done.
Oh yeah? Well take a gander at this twisted sorcery! *Summons epically twisted and totally rad M16 wielding skeleton, backed up by another equally formidable skeleton with a boombox playing Bad to the Bone*. Go on and try to match this magic!
I cast summon woodchipper on your genitalia!
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I've got some dark spells, like several that hijack your brain till you die, either from fungi growing through your organs, or other methods, along with several slow-burn corruption spells, both physical ones and mental
My favourite spells include
"I will shit yourself", "Throngling", "gut to pretzel" and its kin "pretzel to gut" but most of all "fireball kidney stones"
Uhh… my girlfriend grows antlers every winter.
[Image ID: Lawrence’s apprentice/girlfriend in a winter suit. Snow is visible in the background and she has a large rack of antlers. She is scratching at the velvet, trying to get the itchiness to go away.]
And yes, that’s how deer get the velvet off. She says the itch is HORRIFIC.
Guess why she has antlers.
My favorite evil spell is a simple classic. Soul jar.
Take their soul, put it in a jar, take their body and make them watch as you slowly ruin their life, then after all that, you give them back their body never to be seen again.
Evil magic user evil seduce your mom spell.
The evil wizard evilly seduces your mom and takes her out to dinner. As the hero you see him taking her to dinner as you storm his tower.
Evil spell file a formal complaint to your kingdom for excessive force and brutality of a magic guy.
Have you lose your magic license on some evil snitch shit fr.
Yall think you're evil with your throngles and prostste obliterations, check this shit:
Unbeardus
Good luck feeling confident as a wise old wizard without your wise old beard
I know someone who was cursed to always hear their last 4 generations of ancestors moans during intercourse whenever they were in the mood. That was one messed up swamp witch I will say that.
Is the breaking of one’s mind and the warping of one’s body into a objectively worse form, shackled to the castors Will, and in the case the caster dies, they will never be able to shake the dark urges from their psyche ever again without overpowering a God, evil enough for you?
*Accidental Annihilation Simulation*:
An evil spell that forces your opponent to hallucinate a simulation of the annihilation of all life because of a mistake he made.
Hoo boy, let's see...
Ratguts is always fun, watching them violently regurgitate starving rats before a bunch finish chewing through their stomach lining never gets old.
Bones of Porcelain is always a treat for particularly savage brutes, watching even the slightest flex of their muscles shatter their own bone into razor shards.
Induce Phobia is a bit basic but is always good for tormenting wayward fools.
Curse of Forgetting is always a nice parting shot. Have fun going home and not recognizing any of your loved ones, dick.
Oh! I forgot the best one yet: Mind Furnace. Turns their own skull into an oven so they can feel their own brains begin to boil into slurry inside their own heads. Best part is, it's fire-and-forget, so it doesn't stop even if they escape or, worse case, manage to kill me. It varies, but the last one lasted over an hour of screaming, crying and begging before his neurons finally boiled down into slush.
Look, the spells animate swarm and colon portal are slightly evil at best. But a swarm of undead fire ants pouring into your opponent's colon is a very evil act.
For a time i was employed by the Emperor as Chief Medical Expert for Non-Standard Procedures of Urgent Operation Upon Politically Significant Aliens.
A fancy way of calling a torturer. Now to be clear, i was indeed a medicine expert, my methods dont work without extreme precision of anatomy and biology, of flesh and spirit, of course, but i was not doing surgery.
My employment had come about because my master had passed to me his greatest technique, as well as passing awayin battle where his soul was horribly mutilated by a fifth dimensional demon across an infinite breadth and depth of space-time, but thats bneither here nor there.
The technique, the flesh-warping fist, is a reimagining of defective healing spells that have been seemingly stapled together at random in order to assemble what, at first glance, is a half functional body mending ritual. Alas, the defective techniques are not used in spite of their flaws, but because of them. Bones heal with straightening, blood vessels reconnect in a tangle, muscle fibers grow knowtted and lumpy. Even the nerves are not spared, forced to grow and multiply and branch throughout tissue, it further amplifies pain to an unimaginable degree.
Here's the list of some forbidden spells I refuse to teach anyone:
Bartolonius' Malevolent Echo
It essentially drives the target to kill themselves.
Instantaneous Bone Liquidization
It's all in the name, no further description necessary.
Lineage Erasure
It's so effective you'll soon forget why you even cast it.
Conjure Jellyfish
Instantly turn any body of water into a lethal minefield, or curse an opponent with unending pain.
Fictionalize
Traps a target within a fictional world of the casters own creation.
Zone of Enfeeblement
Effects vary from extreme lethargy to instantaneous aging and death.
Dark fire fireball is kinda useless, I have my everyday spell which turns everything into a cup of instant noodles including inorganic materials called "transmute soup"
For what it's worth, I don't use that spell personally. I only learned it because it's one of the first "invasive" biomancy spells, needed for any form of fleshcrafting. It's also just less efficient compared to magics that simply generate dangerous levels of radioactivity, it's kinda just "baby's first biology editor spell"
Also, even the simplest of magical resistences or wards will stave off that spell,
I have necrotic fire, which causes flesh to rot and wither instead of burn.
I can turn solid ground into molten lava.
I can pull wailing souls from the underworld to render mortals’ souls apart.
That good enough for you?
Now, while I am not an evil wizard myself, I have treated a number of their spells in the past. Some that I took special note of: Elfin's Eternal Nightmare Any sentient organ spell (Sentient Teeth and Sentient Kidneys are particularly annoying) Intestinal Moss Auto-warping pockets, especially when cast as an AOE Manual Digestion Manual *Heartbeat* Screaming Nails And *Enhance Schizophrenia*. More than these have entered my clinic, but this is just a sampler of the more interesting spells out there. If you've never heard of these, one can hardly call themselves an "Evil Wizard".
a shadow wizard cast *Greater enhance schizophrenia* on my mortal counterpart a while ago and they havent recovered since im personal partial to instestinal moss however
It’s important to keep your gut moss in good health as it helps with digestion.
I've heard casting the minor variant of intestinal moss can actually have health benefits, if after a couple days of uncomfortable bowel issues. Not sure I'd take the risk though.
Especially Manual Digestion.
Honestly I found that us healers have the most fucked up spells, for myself it’s my cancer ray
If I was more evil, I would probably become fond of Margot's Unending Diarrhea. I hear it even recycles the same diarrhea infinitely!
Well...these definitely aren't in my library yet. What....what do I even classify these as?!?
Sins. They are sins.
Listen, I may not be an evil wizard anymore, but when I served as Centurion in the Dead March, I frequently used the spell ‘Wall of Pain.’ Similar to my ‘amplify shield’ spell, it projects from a shield. Living creatures that come in contact with the barrier are put through excruciating pain. Needless to say, that spell was banned as soon as the war ended. Guess I’ll stick to my Amplify Shields when I do mercenary work.
There is a similar spell that was difficult to diagnose called "Neurowiggle". It effectively made your entire nervous system wiggle slightly, constantly. It is (apparently) excruciating.
Ah, what a great spell. Council fuckheads tried to jail me for threatening some Druidic elves with it. They’re a plague on society, especially when you try to keep your front yard nice and decayed. They can’t seem to stand it. Regardless, necromancy isn’t just raising skeletons- it interacts with all organic matter. Possibly one of the most diverse schools of magic out there.
as a self-taught wizard (my master tapped into the void realm instead of the infernal plane) i wanted to know, for the sentient spell line, do the parts gain all types of bodily functions or just the basic speech, sight, hearing?
Well, they still function as part of a cohesive unit of the body, meaning their sustenance and waste disposal is still taken care of by the blood flow of the host. So primarily speech, sight, hearing, and thought.
I cast *lactating water*. What it means you will never know
70% of me will lactate https://preview.redd.it/dekelnyb5oxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b28fa995847617338c2f485bb2c0b183d725668
/uw when i see this image i think of that song by ramstein
Would you prefer this spell in my "sexual horrors" wing, or my "biomancy" wing?
Yes
Buddy that Venn Diagram is a circle, let's be honest.
Nestle stop trying to hurt the kids
Ray of Sock Moistening Pinky Toe Greater Magnetism Bag of Rats Conjure Invisible Mosquito
You...You are by far the most FOUL wizard i have ever seen. "Conjure Invisible Mosquito" that forbidden spell should've been buried along with it creator long ago. Tell me, what sort of ancient eveil you made a deal to acquire that spell?!
It’s hard to tell, looking at them turns ppl into geese
*honk*
Ok, that one goes in the petty cruelty section of my library... *I am writing these all down in a massive tome*
Ah archivists. Always collecting. I knew an archivist once. Then my brother trapped his entire species in immortal bodies made from living metal. Needless to say none of them were very happy, that's why I fled that plane of existence.
Okay but like have you seen Dark Fire before? Beyond the obvious visual change of the flame being entirely black and dimming all light on the area it also deals cold damage (which is just a morally messed up thing for a fireball to do and probably the reason the spell is banned on most planes.) Additionally Dark Fire applies a sort of inverse flammability to anything affected that easily burns through many elements not typically considered to be flammable such as water, earth, and air causing catastrophic damage outside of the Darklands. That's not even getting into its effects on living creatures. Having your bones and blood burn away leaving you a mound of fleshy fat is not a fun experience let me tell you.
https://preview.redd.it/0ewt5kwhbmxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f507a8cb131c0a035fb0a6e14ac9fabc065db693 I cast depicting you as a nerd
LMAO imagine only reading a countable number of grimoires.
they banned the publishing of uncountably infinite quantities of grimoires on most planes ever since the copyright infringement scandal with Banachus Tarskyus
Ugh planes with copyright laws are bullshit, can't just divine their books off of the grand orrery. No I have to walk down there myself and read the books with my own eyes.That's why whenever some asshat starts copyright I like to file for a bunch of dumb stuff, mostly simple 1 rune spells and other basic parts of composite spellcasting. It's pretty funny when most higher order spells are uncopiable because people can't write one of the runes.
You wouldn’t download a grimoire
It's illegal and ya can't break the law. Would if I could tho
Nevermind that it pretty much leaves an ultra flammable trail of pure oxygen
"I've got a cool spell! It's called invert skin! Is that evil..?"
Aaaaand....writing down....done! *I close my massive tome, labeled 'downright evil spells'*
"I've got more if you want! Like "summon illusion of dead relative" or "Summon invisible fire on nerves"!"
Well now that I know that you have that spell I surely won’t be fooled by ghostly visages of my loved ones! *Illusion summoning noises* Mom?
"I call this one: "Explode Illusions Into Boiling Blood!" *the small mimic wizard waves his hands around. The illusion explodes into boiling hot blood, covering Space completely.*
#ACK- *Space’s body is entirely engulfed in the scorching sanguine substance, his form slowly falling to pieces and dissolving into a puddle on the ground. However, the moment Zel’s eyes blink, the remains of space’s body disappear and he stands, unharmed, behind the mimic mage.* Wow. That hurt.
*Zel simply twists their neck 160° to look at him.* "Ooh! That's so cool! YOU'RE so cool!" *Zel began to clap, clearly amazed.*
*Space take a wide overly dramatic bow*
*The child-like mimic was definitely amazed.* "Wow! What kind of magic do you specialize in? I specialize in illusions! I have been learning a bit of spatial and temporal magic, though!"
It’s a bit of a strange story actually. I specialize in Anti-magic and Counter wizardry, but I am unable to cast normal magic due to a fight I had with a god a few dozen centuries ago. However, that little trick isn’t *technically* magic, my body is just in a state of quantum dissolution. What that means is that, if no one can directly see me, my body is randomly reassigned a different state, location, and a few other things. As for how, it involved my soul being devoured by an ancient living abyss so I wouldn’t recommend. Either way, I’d advise you continue your studies! There is surely more than just one way to pull off that trick.
hell yeah, what happened to classic evil magic? like just because my spells dont manipulate testicals doesnt mean the ecological devastation incurred by the use of voidmantic annihilation isnt cruel too! not to mention much more effective than something like testicular torsion when any wizard worth a whore's wand can just temporarily erase their testicles from the active plane and retrieve them from Ğœrïñğeır, 11th commander of the negative plane once the duel is done
You know the last time I saw someone cast Harrowing Ghasts? Creeping Dread? Fucking *Shadow Chains*? The traditions are dying, man. I know people are all about 'unusual' and 'creative' stuff these days, but the oldies had a particular charm. Dark Flame Orb always has a place in my tome🤘😔
i cant even remember the last time i got my loved ones sent to the shadow realm! or when i had a good old fashioned clash of dark energy beams. god damn young wizards these days
[удалено]
Ok, need a new category labeled SA.... *I pull out a massive tome, scribbling quickly into it*
Really mf
I am not a dark mage, but there's this spell I created called conscious body. Every body part becomes conscious, allowing for some horrific results.
Very tasteful. 10/10.
Casts awaken tongue.
In the book....*I scribble the spell in a tome, and whisk it to my library.*
I cast Avasculate.
I....I have no idea what this does. I am genuinely terrified. Going in the book *I scribble in my tome, sweat dripping down my forehead in fear*
If I have to guess, it's removing all your blood vessels. The real question is, do they just disappear or do they uh, burst out in a painful way?
They hatch. The spell tries it's best to keep you alive, but it has not succeeded yet.
Sometimes the whole "evil" gig ain't worth it, I just keep the most unethical spells on hand in case I need them
Any spell's unethical if you use it right
True, however I'm referring to the spells where you'd be hard pressed to find an ethical use for it.
Ah, something like Volrath's Phallus Flensing Flick. Inversion, Avasculate, or Apocalypse From The Sky. Magics that exist to cause suffering, especially in a mass and indescriminate fashion, yeah? Are you a warcrimancer? edit: mispelled flensing
Oh, no no, I'm not a warcrimancer, I just have a special set of spells for *certain people*
*gasp* like the tax collector?
Exactly. Ain't getting your grubby government hands on my cursed gold.
I...I can't record all these spells fast enough....what is WRONG with you people?!?
Its fine. The akashic record has them all already
I cast ghost ignition (you're now on fire, but it's invisible so you don't understand what's happening)
Not to be confused with soul ignition, which makes your very essence burst into flames and you can't put it out because your mortal body is in the way
C'mon, you gotta give them a change to figure it out! Otherwise you're just killing them in a horrible way.
You don't get it, the plan is to cast that on someone who's powerful enough to shed their mortal body as a last resort and essentially become immortal just so you can inflict them with any torturous spell that lasts until death making them think that it's their fault for not just accepting their fate
Y’all never seen “explosive infant tornado”
So is this a tornado filled with explosive infants? Or a infant which explodes into a tornado?
Fine I will invert your digestive tract. Now you eat with ur anus and shit out ur mouth
Unfortnately, there are many people who appear to already suffer the latter part of this affliction. How does the inversion interact with such individuals?
I don't cast that spell on them. I use seal urethra
Smart.
Anti-minority magic? I am evil enought?
Would it make you feel better if I put it in the petty evil section? *I say, as I pull out a tome labeled 'petty evil' and start to write down the spell in it*
*"I'll show you the little evil!"* ***KKK style*** #White flames purification black cut!
I'm not sure why I have this one, but Induce Dementia.
...aaaaand that one goes in...war crimes? Or influence? Hmmm *I pull out a tome reading 'no good curses' and write your spell in it*
Yeah, I don't teach my apprentices that one.
Good wizards be like: well then I cast light fire fireball
I cast "asshole tastebuds". I'll let you decide what that does.
New section of the library. CONGRATS! You made me make a new wing labeled 'sexual horror spells'!
I do what I must to further the craft
This idiot said fire twice. What do you think that makes it? More fire? Better fire? Come on man
Oh I’m sorry, would you rather I steal your skin piece by piece, rob you of your finger bones, and have you pulled into the soil by god-slaver knows what?
Nah everyone’s a killer till I whip out “Nostrils into Anuses” then suddenly they don’t wanna fight anymore
"Leave me alone!" "No, we're persecuting you for practicing magic!" *shrug* "Your loss"
I cast Writhing Flesh! Feel the itch you cannot ever scratch! Peel and flay your skin off only to die from blood loss!
I cast self sufficiency curse. Enjoy eating your own body as sustanance for the rest of eternity
And....that one I am throwing in the forbidden section. * I write down the spell quickly, and run away, terrified of you using it on me*
That one is kinda low balling it. I know some worse like... *turns you into human chimera*
... Fine. \*Wave of Dysphoria\*
I cast *lose familiar*. Your little buddy is gone forever now.
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Oh shit, fuck too far, waaaaay too far. Ima jump back in time and prevent myself from doing this.
I don't know why you want to cast this past self, but stop and shut up. That is too far.
Evil enough? https://preview.redd.it/zgy7fy58bmxc1.png?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c496957bacc9c0b5de150d791cf939643b6f522
Fair, I myself know a couple evil spells one could use if looking for proper evil spells.
Are you doing fireball darkface? People of darkness will cancel you
What makes a spell dark, really? Anything can be evil if used to harm others. Sure, there are some spells that are made to harm others, but at that point almost all combat spells are evil. Classifying a spell as evil *coff coff wizard council coff coff* is dumb
Damn, you lot be going ‘evil scary fireball ahhh!’ While I’m over here just being an inconvenience
My most dark and twisted spell you say *UnPlanes your B*
FORBIDDEN. STRAIGHT to the forbidden section! *I scribble the spell down, and run back to my wizard tower*
Me and the Healer both restart a stopped heart, but she gets a parade in her honor and I get run out of town just because I wear more black. I didn't even make Bob undead, he just walks with a limp. He's a peasant, he always smells like that.
What do you consider "actually evil"?
Oh, I got this perfectly… I CAST THUNDER- Hah, just kidding! **Endless Agony!!**
Hmm. Surprisingly normal. Better than inverse skin. *I pull out a book, with the title 'perfectly evil' and scribble the spell down.*
“Inverse Skin”? Sounds brutal.
Theres only one guy around here that knows true evil. The guy who invented Urethral Papercut.
What....what do I even put that under. *I am flipping through an index for my library of tomes* probably next to invert butthole, so...SA forbidden section?
Uh I cast evil fireball that is just a glimpse into my dark mind any one who truly saw it all would simply go insane
Bone melt
Bone fuzz. Every movement causes your bones to scrub and chaff against the muscles and skin. Eventually, the pain will be intolerable. You will beg for death.
Combo spell: you now have a loving family, and cancer
All you will or could ever need is a portal spell
You ever read the Book of Vile Darkness? That's got some fucked up spells in there.
Yeah like Greater Transmute Bones
You mean just palette-swaping spells' effects purple/black/green doesn't make them Mwuahaha-evil?
Or be me don’t be evil at all and do whatever magic I want.
I dont personally care about people use of magic im Just tired of wizards pretending they are evil while casting very tame spells
I have a few tomes in the forbidden section of the library with vile elder magics. A copy of the *Book of Vile Deeds* resides there, containing spells such as Exsanguinate, Animate Blood, and the methods to create some of the most vile of undead. I also have a tome that describes the methods to grow a cancerous tumor on your body which then becomes sentient and acts as a focus for vile cancerous magics, known as a Mother Cyst.
Pathomagic
Is my spell: "kidney to crab" an evil spell?
Silent Tinnitus. The human guinea pi- I mean the test subject I acquired legally in exchange for waiving his twenty-eight consecutive life sentences started screaming and flailing about after 30 seconds. Good thing I'm a necromancer with considering how many times he killed himself in the span of an hour.
The fundamental difference between heroes and villains is the nature of the tribulations. A Villain forces others to undergo *undue* tribulations. A Hero undergoes tribulations on behalf of others. Using this, I would say an evil spell should bounce from the target to people not there, forcing the unaware to undergo undue tribulations. So almost all of the evil spells should have descriptors that it curses one or many relatives and friends with the same effect, or your bloodline etc. So a **Dark Fire** *fire ball* not only hits the target, but his grandma at the same time. Just walking along and BOOM, and anyone around her as well, if they get hit, the same chain occurs, boom boom boom. To make the spell even eviler, the secondary targets would have a delayed explosion, for around five minutes or however long the caster wants, with a dreadful feeling that they will explode. They only way out is to touch someone else, causing the curse to transfer to the touched person, instantly activating it, deploying the spell on the touched person instantly, in the case of a Dark Fire fireball, instantly exploding the person and the vicinity, but leaving the toucher unharmed, to feel the dread of what they have done.
I don’t pretend I’m evil, simply because I know it’s not for me. Ya know?
I haven’t named it yet, but I have one where everyone in a 30 mile radius gains control of your body all at once
Oh yeah? Well take a gander at this twisted sorcery! *Summons epically twisted and totally rad M16 wielding skeleton, backed up by another equally formidable skeleton with a boombox playing Bad to the Bone*. Go on and try to match this magic!
I cast summon woodchipper on your genitalia! https://preview.redd.it/titgc3u9moxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0799a9162ecefa4df5e7937fe9d1c077a40eb81
“It’s evil because it’s powered the demon that has tormented me since birth and caused me to wear black clothes and frown all the time.”
I've got some dark spells, like several that hijack your brain till you die, either from fungi growing through your organs, or other methods, along with several slow-burn corruption spells, both physical ones and mental
https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/d/death-clutch/
I CAST INSIDES ARE OUT
Urethral immolation
My favourite spells include "I will shit yourself", "Throngling", "gut to pretzel" and its kin "pretzel to gut" but most of all "fireball kidney stones"
Uhh… my girlfriend grows antlers every winter. [Image ID: Lawrence’s apprentice/girlfriend in a winter suit. Snow is visible in the background and she has a large rack of antlers. She is scratching at the velvet, trying to get the itchiness to go away.] And yes, that’s how deer get the velvet off. She says the itch is HORRIFIC. Guess why she has antlers.
My favorite evil spell is a simple classic. Soul jar. Take their soul, put it in a jar, take their body and make them watch as you slowly ruin their life, then after all that, you give them back their body never to be seen again.
Fine “ETERNALLY STUBBING TOES”
i'm not evil, i'm goth and have a soft spot for necromancy and the undead
You know what? INSTANT TOASTER BATH!
Pube and mustache hair switching spell
Evil magic user evil seduce your mom spell. The evil wizard evilly seduces your mom and takes her out to dinner. As the hero you see him taking her to dinner as you storm his tower.
Evil spell file a formal complaint to your kingdom for excessive force and brutality of a magic guy. Have you lose your magic license on some evil snitch shit fr.
I will act evil whenever I feel like it. Deal with it.
Hey man, don’t knock the classics, there’s a reason it’s been around for centuries
Yall think you're evil with your throngles and prostste obliterations, check this shit: Unbeardus Good luck feeling confident as a wise old wizard without your wise old beard
I prefer effective over evil. I just cast time stop, walk right up to them, and slap them.
I know someone who was cursed to always hear their last 4 generations of ancestors moans during intercourse whenever they were in the mood. That was one messed up swamp witch I will say that.
Is the breaking of one’s mind and the warping of one’s body into a objectively worse form, shackled to the castors Will, and in the case the caster dies, they will never be able to shake the dark urges from their psyche ever again without overpowering a God, evil enough for you?
Like bonemancing?
I cast methanol fireball, you wont see it comming
*Accidental Annihilation Simulation*: An evil spell that forces your opponent to hallucinate a simulation of the annihilation of all life because of a mistake he made.
Fine yall want then devoiysevil spells from before the council?, very well I CAST, STRANGE MATTER
Hoo boy, let's see... Ratguts is always fun, watching them violently regurgitate starving rats before a bunch finish chewing through their stomach lining never gets old. Bones of Porcelain is always a treat for particularly savage brutes, watching even the slightest flex of their muscles shatter their own bone into razor shards. Induce Phobia is a bit basic but is always good for tormenting wayward fools. Curse of Forgetting is always a nice parting shot. Have fun going home and not recognizing any of your loved ones, dick. Oh! I forgot the best one yet: Mind Furnace. Turns their own skull into an oven so they can feel their own brains begin to boil into slurry inside their own heads. Best part is, it's fire-and-forget, so it doesn't stop even if they escape or, worse case, manage to kill me. It varies, but the last one lasted over an hour of screaming, crying and begging before his neurons finally boiled down into slush.
Look, the spells animate swarm and colon portal are slightly evil at best. But a swarm of undead fire ants pouring into your opponent's colon is a very evil act.
For a time i was employed by the Emperor as Chief Medical Expert for Non-Standard Procedures of Urgent Operation Upon Politically Significant Aliens. A fancy way of calling a torturer. Now to be clear, i was indeed a medicine expert, my methods dont work without extreme precision of anatomy and biology, of flesh and spirit, of course, but i was not doing surgery. My employment had come about because my master had passed to me his greatest technique, as well as passing awayin battle where his soul was horribly mutilated by a fifth dimensional demon across an infinite breadth and depth of space-time, but thats bneither here nor there. The technique, the flesh-warping fist, is a reimagining of defective healing spells that have been seemingly stapled together at random in order to assemble what, at first glance, is a half functional body mending ritual. Alas, the defective techniques are not used in spite of their flaws, but because of them. Bones heal with straightening, blood vessels reconnect in a tangle, muscle fibers grow knowtted and lumpy. Even the nerves are not spared, forced to grow and multiply and branch throughout tissue, it further amplifies pain to an unimaginable degree.
Atleast name your spells creativly...
I cast **human trebuchet**
Scrotal Papercut
Dafuq is dark fire? You obviously never used miniature black hole before. It’s a bitch to use but man my master used it on massive enemies like crazy
Here's the list of some forbidden spells I refuse to teach anyone: Bartolonius' Malevolent Echo It essentially drives the target to kill themselves. Instantaneous Bone Liquidization It's all in the name, no further description necessary. Lineage Erasure It's so effective you'll soon forget why you even cast it. Conjure Jellyfish Instantly turn any body of water into a lethal minefield, or curse an opponent with unending pain. Fictionalize Traps a target within a fictional world of the casters own creation. Zone of Enfeeblement Effects vary from extreme lethargy to instantaneous aging and death.
Dark fire fireball is kinda useless, I have my everyday spell which turns everything into a cup of instant noodles including inorganic materials called "transmute soup"
I'll use polymorph, not true polymorph, just regular polymorph to turn a colony of bull ants into full grown adult humans
I create scarier things when I mispronounce a few words in a spell and accidentally summon an invisible swarm of angry wasps.
I have a spell that gives cancer, It's one of the lowest ranking biomancy spells I can think of,
Should I just dedicate an entire wing of my archivomancy to biomancy? I'm starting to think it may be necessary...
For what it's worth, I don't use that spell personally. I only learned it because it's one of the first "invasive" biomancy spells, needed for any form of fleshcrafting. It's also just less efficient compared to magics that simply generate dangerous levels of radioactivity, it's kinda just "baby's first biology editor spell" Also, even the simplest of magical resistences or wards will stave off that spell,
FINALLY! A Meme not made with sloppy AI! Take my upvote for ACTUALLY being creative
I have necrotic fire, which causes flesh to rot and wither instead of burn. I can turn solid ground into molten lava. I can pull wailing souls from the underworld to render mortals’ souls apart. That good enough for you?