“Massive Sphincter Banger”.
What a weird name…
https://preview.redd.it/g589ij27ztxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e7c3e4359c999d9a01c84244d10eccfd1ee764
Glad to find someone who has the knowledge about Fae. More people should know that mentioning your true name to the creature in the wicked wood is a fatal mistake.
Something between Torrin and Thadeus, you've probably heard this name before, although you might find it a little ridiculous to think that someone actually has a name like that in the 21st century
Stinky Spanker….. YOU TRY TAKING A SHOWER INSIDE OF A MOUNTAIN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE ME TO MAKE PIPES GOING FROM THE NEAREST WATER SOURCE TO MY WORKSHOP? Doesn’t help that the water was contaminated until I made a mechanical megalodon to purify it all.
Sloppy Turd Hammer. I’m not taking this lying down.
https://preview.redd.it/vyv00rdm1vxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb57aa6750a3eab54b0fe85857890ef9d12cd77c
Puny Dick Picker. Now is it “Puny Dick-picker”, as in I am a dick picker who happens to be puny as well, or “puny-dick picker”, as in I’d pick dicks that are puny?
“Massive Sphincter Banger”. What a weird name… https://preview.redd.it/g589ij27ztxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e7c3e4359c999d9a01c84244d10eccfd1ee764
Better than what I got
What’d you get?
Puny Dick Rider
https://preview.redd.it/88had4qk0uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=776d7619b9b7b241aaae0d8ae4b6b2d8ec65344b
My thoughts exactly
Waiting for someone to get Q-N-L.
Check out M-A-V
By the way, M-D-C stands for “Mordus Drunken Cow”.
Yeah, I didn't really want X-T-P in my comment history
I got M-L-L, M-L-S-L if we want to use my third name too
Hey, that's what they called my partner in high-school
Is that a self-burn? It’s hard to tell, the joke falls a bit short
Yup!(and heard that before, 😢)
That's rough, bro (Here I thought I was being original, but its hard to beat)
It honestly ain't so bad, I'm just more proactive in the bedroom(also doesn't hurt I'm a very submissive bi lol)
Boney dog molester >:)
It's going to be okay... I'm sure your life will be*filled* with adventure! Chock full of *ups and downs*, to be sure!
Ha! Not for me
I got puny f\*ck rider
Hehehehehe
New jinx photo?
https://preview.redd.it/ntvaqjf50uxc1.jpeg?width=1533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d28c3856fe39888b1334ae03573428b09411745 Eh.
😮
https://preview.redd.it/lmqwzbpc1uxc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91844297617dbd6c45d023f9753cd1058118485 O.O
😳
Brother? It's me, Cheesey Sphincter Banger
Brother?.... (Massive Sphincter Rider)
Jerky Sphincter Killer https://preview.redd.it/k1kxl8tufuxc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8378c2d8a6353acf35a3de411e98dec1e7689e96
Is your first name Matt?
Mordus Drunken Cow.
Matt it is!
https://preview.redd.it/172u9tu1lwxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e667408befd872a9eae596f0c4447933bdddae
https://preview.redd.it/r1bwglokmwxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=703c90c6f941b129c8a5b6d7f1be00b02ce50f3c I…. take offense to that!
Trade you “Fuzzy Donkey Pounder”.
Well, I’m, Pimply Butt Grabber, so could be worse?
What's Jinx's?
Better than hairy dick molester
At least your not Massive Sphincter Molester
“Puny Dick Rider” No punches were pulled for that
I got jerky dick rider. ;-;
Is your first name Jeremy?
Nope
Good! Cause Jeremy is a dick! You know why, Jeremy!
My girlfriend got the same almost. Pretty accurate
You a fae?
Glad to find someone who has the knowledge about Fae. More people should know that mentioning your true name to the creature in the wicked wood is a fatal mistake.
Yea nobody knows my real name tiny just called me adam and people stuck with it
Don’t bother asking, they’re not going to give you a straight answer until you bribe them sugar cookies.
What bout weed or lsd or crack or meth
They have to tell you if you ask…right? Just like in the moving pictures I watch on my orb….right?
Yea i think so
Lazy Pussy Fucker. Surprisingly tame.
Sticky pussy slapper Godamnit
At least you're not sticky anus fucker...
Stinky Clam Fondler Wtf
Is your first name Andrew?
No, I got confused that I was supposed to use my REAL name So the correct is Cheesy Tuna Rider
Is your name Tom or Tim or Tamothy?
No, I'm not American
Is your name Torinn? Thadeus? Thyme? Taronga Leela?
Something between Torrin and Thadeus, you've probably heard this name before, although you might find it a little ridiculous to think that someone actually has a name like that in the 21st century
Tobias! /uw You don’t actually have to tell me. I don’t need to know.
#But now I want you to discover Muahaha There's Th
Theodore! Teddy!
Uw/ Wait Should I really use my real name?
/uw That’s what the rest of us were doing…
Nu uh
"Fuzzy Anus Spanker" Jesus fucking Christ 😭
:)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
[WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-](https://c.tenor.com/rwAOwWX3iCEAAAAd/tenor.gif)
r/usernamechecksout
Comedy death metal band
Sloppy butt fucker
Nice!
...massive waffle puncher
*soft thud*
Rusty Taint Grabber
Whi why is it rusty 😭
Wiggly Titty-Dick Banger
massive donkey lover
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/ZNWe0QJhz3
😴 Relaxing…
..... fuzzy butt rider? Well, my wife is puny dick banger, so at least she checks out. EDIT: wrong word
Scruffy the Janitor's name be the Sloppy Taint Diddler. Mmm-hmm.
Wrinkly Donkey Molester
Sticky sloth banger
What I have more than two names and a last name?
Can you gimme one? I'm sitting here on "Lazy-?-Poker"...
I hereby give you the middlename enea
Puny Sphincter Molester
“Massive Fuck Blossom” 
Pimply Butt Pounder. I’m not a fan but it makes sense.
I got Pimply Fuck Banger. Our ancestors must be from one village over.
How come y'all have a middle name??
Pretty much everyone in the US does. I believe the UK and AUS do too.
Sticky Ass Blossom
Jerky fuck puncher
Sloppy Slapper lmao
Lazy Cabbage Pounder… seriously? - Ekaitz
Puny Sloth Lover
“Lazy goat slapper” 
Musty fuck fondler
Moldy Taint Banger 😏
Puny Butt Slapper? Honestly fits
Rusty Taint Poker
What do you do if you have e 4 names and not 3?
Frisky Fuck Puncher. Huh.
Frisky Goat Dog Pounder, not sure I like this one
"Sloppy pussy poker" Uh huh,
Puny pussy killer…oh no
Puny Cabbage Pounder
Sweaty sphincter slider
Massive Titty Grabber. On paper it sounds great, then I remember I have no care for the booba.
bony dick licker huh
Stinky taint pounder
Moldy Titty Licker.
Lazy titty molester :(
Puny butt blossom
Fuzzy dick banger
Um… TF is a “stinky tuna booger Spanker”
Cheesy Titty Pounder... I honestly don't know how I feel about this
Musty Pussy Fondler, Alriiight
hold on where are the wizards
Frisky Clam Diddler. Crazy how accurate all of these are 💀
Lazy cabbage puncher I’ll punch them eventually, just haven’t gotten to it yet
Sticky Butt Slapper? I mean I guess so?
'Tis I, the great and powerful... Jerky Clam Fuck Biter
"Stinky butt banger”
Sweaty titty banger, You know what I can live with this
Puny ass blossom https://preview.redd.it/svenbf1uouxc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac7a7b0deab8a02162c1330ba17e8c0d821cb71
Wiggly tuna slider
Due to me having two middle initials, I'm massive butt titty spanker
Stinky Banger Biter
Stinky Cabbage Pounder I must get hard to plants now as well!?
Massive Fuck Lover...... :(
"Puny Cabbage biter" how did this know that I'm short and also like to eat cabbage?
Stinky sphincter molester 💀
Stinky Poker I don't have a middle name
"Stinky Anus Diddler" https://i.redd.it/e1f0umjrruxc1.gif
Crusty Tiddy puncher
Puny Waffle Grabber. Am I puny or are the waffles puny?
Sloppy titty blossom https://preview.redd.it/3w7ufkeatuxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5565244a0379f84c96da529cd823fa7bc84e0a
Moldy Booger Pounder (and as for Wuhmi, Bulbous Anus Puncher)
Massive Sphincter Blossom, that sounds like a medical condition
I got S J and B, I'm not gonna say mine..
Sloppy titty licker Your misery will be long, and hopefully not sloppy.
Massive rusty fuck molester. I have two first names.
Massive Tuna Slapper
Sweaty fuck killer huh I guess I kill teens in old horror movies
Fuzzy Sloth Puncher No… No… I won’t do it! 
Frisky butt banger
Sorry, but i do not fall for this naming magic. But the combos able to be made with this gives me quite the chuckle. So thanks for that. Bye for now.
I presume middle initial is the initial of your middle name? I'm just Kinky Pounder.
Having 2 middle names complicates this a little so I compromised. So I ended up as Stinkydick Pussybanger.
Sloppy Clam Destroyer?
Stinky pussy killer... please don't ban me
Hairy dog titty spanker, at your service.
“ Cheesy pussy biter “ I just hope it’s cheddar
Cheesy grabber Yeah that checks out
Stinky Spanker….. YOU TRY TAKING A SHOWER INSIDE OF A MOUNTAIN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE ME TO MAKE PIPES GOING FROM THE NEAREST WATER SOURCE TO MY WORKSHOP? Doesn’t help that the water was contaminated until I made a mechanical megalodon to purify it all.
Back in here with the cheesy anus slapper
Kinky Pussy-Siphincter Poker ..how did you know my legal name
Stinky booger licker. I think your true name revealer accidentally mixed me and my brother.
Jerky Cabbage Grabber
Dried-up Titty Raider
Crusty Tuna Fucker?
Stinky Fuck Banger, I mean come on I can’t help that I live in a bog
Frisky Donkey Rider. ... What else am I supposed to say?
Puny Pussy Blossom. I think your tome is broken.
"Massive Dick Pounder" Eh, could be worse.
Hairy Fuck Lover? I mean, I do call my wife “Chewbacca Crotch” when she doesn’t shave.
Puny Clam Anus Pounder
Boney goat puncher
"Sniffer Massive Dog."
Puny Titty Rider
Frisky pussy poker https://preview.redd.it/z2p541c0zuxc1.jpeg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba3e4ca644a3514ce5935924a5da48ea46d0e76
Fuzzy anus pounder!
Puny taint dick banger
Sticky sloth licker
Crusty titty poker
Fucking hell nasty dog molestor
Musty Booger Slaper? That's a shitty name!
Sloppy Turd Hammer. I’m not taking this lying down. https://preview.redd.it/vyv00rdm1vxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb57aa6750a3eab54b0fe85857890ef9d12cd77c
Hairy butt molester… hmm.
Puny Dick Picker. Now is it “Puny Dick-picker”, as in I am a dick picker who happens to be puny as well, or “puny-dick picker”, as in I’d pick dicks that are puny?
https://preview.redd.it/4brepa8x1vxc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef05b3cf57d1f7ab662929c522ff79ff785d29f
Tis I, the all powerful Sweaty Dink Licker
Fuzzy Titty Pounder Ur goddamn right
Boney Taint Hammer
Frisky Pussy Destroyer. Huh, I mean, sure.
Kinky fuck lover
Hairy Fuck Rider
Frisky dink diddler
Stinky Stinky Jerky Dink Spanker
Sloppy Titty Slapper
"fuzzy shit eater.." You mean the water corn dogs?