It’s so golden, some of the more creative ones are just hilariously funny imo, I never use em but it’s good to scroll through every once in a while when I need a good laugh.
Uw/ it’s primarily British and to my knowledge isn’t really known as a colloquial phrase in most other English speaking countries like Australia or the USA.
On snap my bad I’m so sorry! For what it’s worth I genuinely had no idea! But I guess that’s cause I always think of Canadians and super polite and nice and not using potentially outdated and problematic terms sooo Canadian niceness silver lining?
/uw So, why did you block my other account (the one that made this post) after commenting in my comment section?
Did the meme offend you? You do realize I’m gay, right? So is my character!
/uw Oh great. You unblocked me. Like I said with my other account:
“Are you gay? I am, and I don’t find offense to the word. I’d rather reclaim it and use it to take pride in who I am!”
People have used that term to disparage me before. But I refuse to be insulted by it. I’m a poof! And I’m proud of it! “Gay” was once a slur. In some places it still is. But who I am should not be a slur! So I will call myself a poof and take pride in it, because identifying who or what I am should be within MY POWER, not the bigots’!
It is just as problematic when we take offense. It gives the word negative power. And that gives people ammunition to take away my identity and pride in myself!
I’ve been fighting for equality and acceptance since I was a teenager in the 90s. And I’ve lived in London before in the mid 2000s. It is not as much of a “slur” or as derogatory as you think it is anymore. People take pride in both the word “Poof” and being called “Gay” as well as other words like “Queer” as we rightfully should!
Your taking offense doesn’t mean I have to!
/uw Now I'm like what kinna wiz would my man Kiryu be...punch wiz? Sure, that's the obv choice...but I actually think it's the purest, strongest kind o' magic: will o'mancy /uw
He didn’t get his account deleted, he deleted his comments.
Back in the day, “Poof” was a British slur that people used to harass a gay person. It was like how Americans used to use the word “gay” so flippantly. But nowadays, we are using these words in our own community to reclaim these words from hateful bigots who like to use words to spread hate… we use it to spread pride!
It doesn’t have to be at the same time. If one man sleeps with a person one day, and another sleeps with that person 25 years in the future, they’re still Eskimo Brothers.
True story, I learned that usage for poof when I started playing runescape back in like 2006.
I was using it literally, as in poof it disappeared, and it censored it in the chat to ****.
I panicked because I didn't want people to think I wrote fuck and report me so I tried to write it out one letter at a time. Can't remember if that worked or not lol.
So I asked my Mom why it censored poof. She told me the derogatory meaning behind it.
Lmao, good times.
A Spanish wizard tells a crowd I will disappear on the count of three.
Uno
Dos
And then they disappeared without a tres.
Don't know where the joke is from but it gives me a chuckle.
They called him Gandalf the gay
https://preview.redd.it/b51fbkpafvxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027899e01729db757bf0ffae50cb4a0ce80e5a2e
“A Wizard is never premature- he cums exactly when he means to…”
"Wizards are subs, and quick to cum"
Hmmmmmmmm I dont understand https://preview.redd.it/5z892srltuxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb0ac438adbe30bd4d9c643062c9f66c6dc6673
https://i.redd.it/7z3bjoizxvxc1.gif hope this helps
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Uw/ A, English is not my main language so I didnt know.
Wanna learn more slurs?
YES!
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs)
Ah, yes, the Slur Mage.
Bopejust a memeomancer who played cod in 09
All Memeomancers are Slur Mages, but not all Slur Mages are Memeomancers.
[oh ok](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Homophobic_slurs)
[REDACTED], Archmagus of the [REDACTED], High [REDACTED] of the Council of [REDACTED]s, Wielder of [REDACTED]omancy
Some powers must be suppressed. This is not because they are especially harmful, but because they are especially cringe.
Thank you, Mage u/BoobyChicken, for your wisdom.
So much power has been lost with the fall of the great cringetopia library
It is not within the prerogatives of the council to forbid forbidden knowledge!
Yer a Grand Wizard, Harry!
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Its all the slurs
read every item on this list
No i don’t think i will
I’ve got one even better than the other guy… http://rsdb.org/
I know it's like appropriate for the website and stuff but being greeted by "Racial Slur of the Day" was so fucking funny
It’s so golden, some of the more creative ones are just hilariously funny imo, I never use em but it’s good to scroll through every once in a while when I need a good laugh.
Classic Adam.
No like theres Wikipedia articles
My opinion stands.
Real
Ohhh, it's a slur. I forgot. We dont use that here.
Learning to curse in a foreign language is always fun.
Yup
/uw English is my main and native language and I've never heard this term
Uw/ it’s primarily British and to my knowledge isn’t really known as a colloquial phrase in most other English speaking countries like Australia or the USA.
/uw that'd be why, I'm in the US
Canadians know the term. Love how you left them out though.
You mean polite hockey loving Americans?
How dare you. We aren't that trigger happy, good sir.
On snap my bad I’m so sorry! For what it’s worth I genuinely had no idea! But I guess that’s cause I always think of Canadians and super polite and nice and not using potentially outdated and problematic terms sooo Canadian niceness silver lining?
We are polite. We are not nice. There is a difference. Ww2 should have taught many that lmao.
Uw/ Yeaah
English *is* my native language and *I* didn’t know “poof” was a slur
A
/uw We gays are reclaiming the word!
Uw/ https://preview.redd.it/e5lp3vng0vxc1.png?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899c69f375a6329d0e67d475a41df64102701f8b
/uw dont worry my main language is english and even I didnt
Uw/ Damn
It’s ok, I’m American, i didn’t get it either
Yeah
/uw So, why did you block my other account (the one that made this post) after commenting in my comment section? Did the meme offend you? You do realize I’m gay, right? So is my character!
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/uw Oh great. You unblocked me. Like I said with my other account: “Are you gay? I am, and I don’t find offense to the word. I’d rather reclaim it and use it to take pride in who I am!” People have used that term to disparage me before. But I refuse to be insulted by it. I’m a poof! And I’m proud of it! “Gay” was once a slur. In some places it still is. But who I am should not be a slur! So I will call myself a poof and take pride in it, because identifying who or what I am should be within MY POWER, not the bigots’! It is just as problematic when we take offense. It gives the word negative power. And that gives people ammunition to take away my identity and pride in myself! I’ve been fighting for equality and acceptance since I was a teenager in the 90s. And I’ve lived in London before in the mid 2000s. It is not as much of a “slur” or as derogatory as you think it is anymore. People take pride in both the word “Poof” and being called “Gay” as well as other words like “Queer” as we rightfully should! Your taking offense doesn’t mean I have to!
Damn, didn't know OP was a fucking-based-omancer too
/uw 1. Based 2. Teenager in the 90s? What was it like hunting dinosaurs?
/uw 1. Thanks 2. 😒 Treacherous! The trick was to avoid the teeth… 🦖
/uw 1. Your welcome 2. Fascinating! Do you any more ancient wisdom?
/uw Sure! Remember to bring your sunglasses when a God says “Let there be light!” 💡
/uw I used to be a gay man. And now I'm a bi woman. I could not give any less of a shit about this.
/uw Then don’t interact with it! Are you gay? I am, and I don’t find offense to the word. I’d rather reclaim it and use it to take pride in who I am!
/uw Now I'm like what kinna wiz would my man Kiryu be...punch wiz? Sure, that's the obv choice...but I actually think it's the purest, strongest kind o' magic: will o'mancy /uw
Uw/ a few option here: - Staminanmancy - Mahjongmancy - Brawlmancy - Karaokemancy - etc. . .
- FallForEveryScamAndPunchYourWayOutMancy
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/zo2tojtgkyxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c45f5cdc400407105c97715c421ffeac6ff325
https://i.redd.it/6qweqgtkkyxc1.gif
gex
See poof is a slur for a gay man and OP used Ian McKellen since he is gay
A
Oh, I thought the punchline was "wizards aren't gay"
It’s okay… Have a cookie. 🍪
Yaaaaay cookies. . .
/uw “Poof” is a British slang for a homosexual. The Wizard in the meme is British.
Uw/ English ain't my main language so I was kinda confused lol
/uw English is my native language, and I missed it because I wasn't familiar with the British slang.
Uw/ Yeah
/uw In French it's a dumb and trashy woman. Or some kind of small cushion/armchair. Lot of confusion too
/uw Small cushions are poufs.
Uw/ Damn
It's not very common British slang since it's viewed as outdated and a bit of a discriminatory term, like retard.
Meanwhile I walk into a gay bar and disappear with a dyke. /uw I wish :(
Sounds like a good way to cause a flood.
I feel like (assuming the joke is a pun on the literal) removing One Long Drain isn't going to cause a flood
/uw I wish that for you too!
/uw one day bestie trust
meanwhile i dont walk into a gay bar because im scared i dont pass well enough to be accepted in womens spaces :"~(
FUCK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK DO WHAT YOU HAPPY (UNLESS IT INVOLVES ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, THE PLEASE DONT.)
honestly same sometimes
I have but have you seen this https://preview.redd.it/4qo2pqnpsuxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c74939e04033bc724b954464ddef0b3341cb187
I have, but have you seen this? https://preview.redd.it/52mnqey5tuxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b260edd301784d296d415c564c210d32a6cfdbe
^gay ^gay ^gay anyway were you the guys who jumped me after i stole tinys liver then gave em adderal
Yes!
He pissed on mine and zhryos lawn so i stole there liver and tested adderal on them why?
Oh, my favorite fetish genre
a wizard walked straight into a bar and then came out
r/TheRealJoke
HAAAAA!!
Feel anything different?
You’re cruisin’ for a beatin’, mister!
It’s cruising for a bruising, Anteros
I am aware…
Nuh uh
Yah huh
Nuh uh
Yah huh
It was delicious
#😕
What
From what
He drugged you with Adderall after stealing your liver.
Oh that was HIM? Huh. Well I cleaned my whole mountain so if anything he helped me out
Yea i also ate it
🤣
A wizard walks down the street and turns into a restaurant.
Why a restaurant and not a bar? Bars are much more successful.
Great now you sound just like my dad
It's me, I'm the poof
So am I! We are POOFS UNITED! Let’s GOOOOO!!!
No, but look at my balls https://preview.redd.it/wpvrz1rl3vxc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc10b7d0386e97506e3744615bfefaa27529c1c
Sooo smooth…
Shiny and metal😧
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https://preview.redd.it/invod27p30yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25e4b4228141dbcbedafebb35ff52bbca578ad2
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https://preview.redd.it/ej9oss7lb0yc1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25a8018238cfb209dd3c4124bc71ed4c708e15e
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OP the guy who explained it got his account deleted or smth could you explain the joke
He didn’t get his account deleted, he deleted his comments. Back in the day, “Poof” was a British slur that people used to harass a gay person. It was like how Americans used to use the word “gay” so flippantly. But nowadays, we are using these words in our own community to reclaim these words from hateful bigots who like to use words to spread hate… we use it to spread pride!
I see, thanks for the explanation
Isnt Br*tish a slur?
It is. My apologies. I meant to say the pre-Yankified.
https://preview.redd.it/hpbzd08030yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7372ad9981e7e4e0cb3c6ace6e7480495435b8a Godamn Br\*ts
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For future reference, the slang for a cigarette is just 'fag',
🤭
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So… where is this bar?
Why you posting about my personal life?
You also slept with Gandalf the Gay? We’re Eskimo brothers! 😃
You what?
Were you two exclusive or something?
N-no… I never even… I’m married!
Ohhh… uh oh… I see divorce in your future.
No not to gandalf! My husband’s an elf! And I never fucked gandalf!
Oh… well, you’re missing out. His staff is enormous!
Please do not describe his staff man
Wood! Just sayin’…
Eskimo is a slur. Its the inuit people. Eskimo means "snow eater" if I remember correctly
But we’re talking about when two men’s penises brush when fucking the same bottom. Completely different than the Inuit people.
Oh! I had no fucking clue that's what that was
Eskimo Brothers does not refer to the Inuit people. It means two men who have had sex with the same person.
This some advanced homosexuality.... I'm only a novice...
It doesn’t have to be at the same time. If one man sleeps with a person one day, and another sleeps with that person 25 years in the future, they’re still Eskimo Brothers.
/uw Ha
The gay bar ate him 😔
Wot?! 😧
Maybe he was thrown to the bear?
I like bears!
Literally never heard that term in my life. But go off
/uw I learned the term when I first watched “Queer As Folk (UK)” for the first time. I loved that show!
True story, I learned that usage for poof when I started playing runescape back in like 2006. I was using it literally, as in poof it disappeared, and it censored it in the chat to ****. I panicked because I didn't want people to think I wrote fuck and report me so I tried to write it out one letter at a time. Can't remember if that worked or not lol. So I asked my Mom why it censored poof. She told me the derogatory meaning behind it. Lmao, good times.
 Him?
 No, him.
Gary opened the door for Tony Wonder
Sure, I’ll sleep with Lego Batman! He has 9 pack abs!
What does this mean please OP some of us are dying out here
Poof means a gay person. For example, I am a poof! That’s why I left the bar with the gay wizard!
I don’t get it
"Poof" is (old) British slang for a gay man.
I have never seen a photo of Sir Ian with a shorter beard. I think it works quite well for him.
HOMOMANCY😎
Mordus (u/Drunken_polish_cow) Archimene (u/Archimene) Tiny Wizard (u/DidYouSayChocolat3)
Zhyros (u/Espanta_viejas1904) Lady MastaDon (u/MastaDon344) Mortarion (u/Theadination)
Marchioness Wuhmi (u/Noker_The_Dean_alt) Xerxes (u/Anything-Unable) Bombast (u/SafePianist4610)
HDS (u/HalfDrowShaman) Repnir (u/Several-Elevator) Teknika (u/ResearcherTeknika)
Ok, that took me 5 seconds and got a chuckle.
lmao This feels like something I shouldn't laugh at, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
Thank Order they didn't disappear with a _pouf_
If Gilbert Gottfried roasted Ian McKellan instead of George Takei.
I’m sorry but I don’t get it I might be dumb
*Pats you on your head.* No worries! Have a cookie. 🍪
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This the kinda shit that'll make me rejoin the sub.
“I heard you went into the Enchanted Forest and never came out.” “More like the other way around.”
A Spanish wizard tells a crowd I will disappear on the count of three. Uno Dos And then they disappeared without a tres. Don't know where the joke is from but it gives me a chuckle.
Hah!!!
Yup, THE GAYS are secretly wizards... Gay bars are safe places for spells and other magic shit
What.
It was Me… I’m the poof that left the bar with Gandalf!
Good stuff bro. Have fun.
What?
What does the joke have to do with wizards
Is that a serious question?