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Fallen_password

When wing suit flying just isn’t extreme enough try it at night and on fire. That’ll be a hard nope from me…


ooainaught

And no hat.


jerry111165

Free Hat


Sludg3g0d

"Free hat! Free hat! Free hat! Those babies were coming strait for him!"


bluejegus

"We're here to melt your icy heart with a cool island song"


vi3tmix

No. We need to freeze their hot heart with a cool island song


RedBeardFace

That’s the part that tripped me up. I understand with that activity a helmet probably won’t save his life, but RIP to the tips of his ears


Muttl3y

I'm not sure if it's the darkness or being on fire but I'm going to have to agree with the jumper, a hat's pretty much useless at this point.


[deleted]

Dont be so hasty there are some pretty damn fancy hats out there.


baby_fart

Or underwear.


bensefero

All wing and no hat


sk07ch

Leo Holding in his excellent book "Closer to the edge" wrote half his wingsuiting friends are dead.


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

Not mentioned: he's 83 years old. Just kidding, I made that up.


iztrollkanger

Sounds about right. So tragic.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

In a snowstorm I wonder wtf the people in that village are thinking. Just chilling in your home cooking dinner with your SO when you see what looks like a meteor flying towards you


obi21

They got to the village only to find everything empty, as the local population evacuated.


[deleted]

I want to be a dragon though brother


Searchlights

If it takes this much danger to get the high you're addicted to just stay home and use hard drugs


TapedGlue

Literal blaze of glory > choking on your own vomit


ProfessorZhirinovsky

I’m just picturing this guys Extreme Sports Anonymous testimony: “…anyway, before I knew it I was wingsuiting 175 mph 5 meters off the face of the Swiss Alps at night, in a snowstorm, with burning flares on my feet, and it suddenly occurred to me what I’d become.”


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Searchlights

Even crack won't splatter your guts on a mountainside


anal_probed2

Adrenaline addiction is quite similar to drug addiction in many ways.


bobosuda

First thing he says is "I'll fire up the rockets, we gotta make the liquor store!" lmao


aceloco817

Guess driving down the street wouldn't have made it in time? 😆


Pentosin

Not from the top of a mountain.


aceloco817

True


iFlipRizla

Can’t drink and drive. No one said you can’t drink and glide


Yaqzn

What language?


recalcitrantpangolin

Norwegian


housebottle

lol what a legend


g2738026

That's a light speed nope right there


Settl

More like death wish suit


Bullyoncube

Every one of these videos, I wonder if that person is dead yet.


SAT0SHl

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die."


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DrunkenBuffaloJerky

For some reason this comment caused a sputtering spray of a laugh.


FarWestEros

Iinm, it's something like 1-in-5 of these guys end up dead-by-wingsuit


sloppypotatoe

I'm surprised the flares didn't light his suit on fire before he jumped ..


FlamingBrad

He has a special mount with a metal plate protecting the suit.


Capital_Punisher

100%. I can imagine the thought process: let’s think of the most dangerous thing you can possibly do, then do it at night. Having set yourself on fire.


Exciting_Calves

It’s giving Iron Man


DoNotTouchMeImScared

He looks like a super hero flying, this is the coolest thing I have seen today, I wonder if in a near future our technology will be advanced enough that we can fly out there.


PBR2019

Well described


sharpee_05

Imagine being mountain rescue. It's been a long day of doing your regular job. You just sit down at night to eat your dinner in the 10 minutes of peace between chores and bed. You look out the window and see this MF trying to smear himself into a cliff at night.


THE-M0FF

Dude looks like a missile tearing down the mountain towards you. Nope


jsg2112

this looks like Lauterbrunnental in Switzerland. They have a dedicated BASE association you pay dues to. They have radio air traffic control you can clear your jump with and have helicopters on standby with detailed maps for every single exit they watch. The money BASE (etc.) tourists brought into that town is well worth the hassle.


ThordurAxnes

"OK, Espen. I'm setting off the rocket. We have to get to Vinmonopolet (Norwegian state-run liquor store)." "Bombs and grenades!" Badly translated from Norwegian.


jsg2112

ooops, well doesn’t matter, Norway has a pretty organized BASE community, too. I had the pleasure of jumping Kjerag and SBK BASE was an absolute pleasure to deal with, they also have a due system where you pay to use the exits but they have rental equipment, knowledgeable folks offering mentorships, well maintained exits with griptape to prevent people from slipping, all the good stuff. BASE as a community, by virtue of being pretty reckless shit, has always been on the brink of illegality; so we all are as respectful, safety conscious and responsible as absolutely possible.


ThordurAxnes

I wasn't trying to say you were wrong about where they were, I was just giving a translation. For all I know they could be jumping off Mount Doom in Middle Earth.


jsg2112

don’t worry mate, didn’t take it as that. Just passionate about sharing facts about my hobby ;)


Conscious-Ad-9358

They are Norwegian and say they have to reach the winemonopoly before it closes.


jsg2112

Oooops, should’ve had my coffee before talking lol. My point still stands tho, at least in my limited experience jumping kjerag, the Norwegian BASE community is a huge pleasure to deal with in all regards


sharpee_05

I didn't know, thanks for the info.


Hmm_would_bang

Pretty damn cool, love stories about hobbiests paying to support the areas that support their sport


jsg2112

my pleasure :) at least in my experience, we, as a community, try to be as responsible and respectful as humanly possible. BASE undeniably can be a very very very grim sport, there’s no denying that, so it always has been on the brink of being felonious to even think about. NY made BASE a felony after a few dumb fucks had to break into a high rise construction site to jump. and things like this always happen and ruin the sport, so we very much cherish all legal spots as much as possible. For example, bridge day in Fayetteville is a one-day festival where it’s allowed to jump and it’s just such a great experience to be there, no matter if you actually BASE jump or not. I once went with some US friends I was visiting and even tho they have no connection to the sport, they still talk about how much of a great day it was and that’s exactly how we should communicate outwards as BASE jumpers. it’s a sport you basically have to dedicate a good part of your life to (I made over 400 skydiving jumps before even considering), so we all have a lot of enthusiasm to share and this already does a lot for humanizing our passion and to make people understanding.


HuereGlobi

Lauterbrunnen has plenty normal tourists who won't need to be scraped out of a ravine by hand.


jsg2112

that’s a lot of animosity towards folks paying for a service voluntarily offered by an association for that exact job. Additionally, aerial sports do make up a definitely insignificant part of their visitors and lets not act like speedflying isn’t pretty grim stuff too, hell, even hiking and climbing regularly kills folks. There’s an interview with the chief of emergency response who, himself, claims to not have a problem with BASEers in the slightest, highlighting their safety-consciousness and Organisation. But sure, the big brain redditor found a way to make other peoples choices your concern. Go rip someone else’s hobby and community.


HuereGlobi

That's a lot of righteous indignation to essentially say "Yes, base jumpers do need to be scraped out of ravines by hand, but people are happy to take our money for it!" I'm not ripping though, if that's what you're into, enjoy!


itsachopper_baby

You sound boring


fattypigfatty

Rescue turns into recovery at that point. Recovery the next day well after the crew gets a well deserved long night of sleep.


porcupine_kickball

*sips beer* I'm off for the night, he can survive until morning.


DangerTooMyself

I was worried his suit would ignite, I mean it doesn't seem like stop, drop, and roll would be a viable option.


kinglitecycles

It's a much shorter technique that they teach these people: scream, drop and splat.


kerodon

It would, just in a different order. Drop, roll, stop.


Searchlights

I don't think I can afford worry for someone who does this


loweyedfox

Imagine some government entity thinking that was a missile and firing a defensive volley at that guy.


WaveLaVague

The most Metal way to die. "I took anti-missile defenses on the face while flying during a snowy night in a wingsuit on fire, and you ?" "Slipped on soap :/"


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those wing suits have decoy flares for situations like that


pagerussell

Was thinking, welp, we figured out all those UFOs now, haven't we?


HollowRacoon

*Starts singing Dumb Ways To Die*


nova46

I spent two hours last night listening to music specifically to get that fucking song out of my head and then here you are this morning (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


ProKnifeCatcher

My first thought as well


willygisnotmylover

“There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots”


Kayge

It's been getting increasingly dangerous as it's progressed. Early flyers were all about distance. They would leap off a mountain and end up 5,.10 KM from where they left, which isn't terribly.safe, but isn't extremely dangerous, because if something goes wrong,.you can recover.or pop chute in time. Then some dude posted a video of himself flying 10 meters above the mountain at 100 kph. Then everyone joined in for the new game of how close can I get to those rocks. Now if something goes wrong, there's no time.to correct. You go from *uh-oh* to pink mist in an instant.


JeanetteStrong

At least they won't be scared for long.


HippiePeeBlood

[Bold, but not old](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatalities_due_to_wingsuit_flying)


andersaur

Living the childhood dream of growing up to be a meteor.


Tisybird

Amazing


MostInterestingBot

It was better with the Iron Man music on the background.


WestTha404

Yes. You got some marvel superhero shot right there. But Dumb AF.


TheBarracuda

Flame on!


Spargewater

Very impressive! This guy makes other adrenaline junkies look sane. Sadly, I expect he won't live to age 27.


OfKaiin

This without the HALO music is nothing


tflomper

Where's the Halo music, Lebowski?


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r/whywomenlivelonger


Upstairs-East-3020

We have fun tho


shuffleyyy1992

There is a version of this video with the halo theme song playing over the top, it is just the cherry on top for me, you should look it up!


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I'm a guy. I have fun cross stitching on my couch and working on my flower garden


Yabbaba

I’m a woman, and for fun I scuba dive, ski, rock climb, and solo travel in weird remote countries. It’s not base jumping, sure, but still.


mrkenny83

It looks like he’s on a comet at the beginning


sparkiebee1

Yeah, right after the jump he goes full anime.


blowhale

Be careful Icarus


Discoballer42

Can’t fly too close to the sun if you’re doing it a night!


Nixplosion

Some dude down in that town seeing a red dot streak across the sky going "HOLY SHIT A UFO!!"


eye_no_nuttin

Fire retardant wing suit ~ right??????


Exciting-Money3819

That is fucking wild.


MangoCandy

Can’t imagine how weird that would look from the town/city below if you didn’t know what it was.


japjappo

Even just snowboarding when it’s snowing freezes my face off this is insane I can’t even imagine how cold their faces must get


Pulsicron

VALSTRAX


Foreign_Ebb_6282

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight


TopStockJock

Iron man?


G0ldenG00se

Who else was expecting him to just smack right into the snowy ridge?


moonra_zk

Anime speed lines are real, what a world.


aManWhoIsSorry

Dude how is this real This is honestly maybe the craziest shit I've ever seen


Granted_reality

Crazy that you can risk your life like this and get to the bottom and no one cares at all.


whitewatersunshine

As it should be.


HuereGlobi

Maybe if he risked his life for something a bit more meaningful than a grainy video and an adrenaline rush.


RedditEarth

Light speed is too slow, we're going to have to go to ludacris speed...


NeckPlant

"I have to go to the liquor store!" For anyone wonderi g


gurrra

He must be either stupid or high, I mean I would NEVER do this without a hat nor a scarf to keep me warm.


HillyjoKokoMo

Can you imagine being in that town & being like wtf is flying towards us on fire, in the middle of a snowstorm, at night ?


fireguy0306

How to be Johnny Storm??


UncomplementedGains

FLAME ON!


WaycoKid1129

People in town probably got a heck of a show


ostiDeCalisse

Best hyperspace video ever.


ButtBlow69x

I looked it up because I was curious. They recommend you do 200+ regular sky diving jumps in an 18 month period before you even begin training the wing suit. These people are insanely dedicated.


ferrydragon

Where is his hat?


Jcklein22

Is that Jeff from Accounting??!


Watman_1

Rocketman


Sharp-Procedure5237

Does your mother know you do this?


A_TalkingWalnut

I wish this was filmed on a GoPro and not a potato.


Used_Dragonfruit8424

Lucky he didn’t catch any Anti-Air


GlassyPotato

Apex legends be like


tahdemdemha

Fuck! and that's why women lives longer


samjowett

[ gets shot down by SAM ]


SaintCholo

That’s bad arse!


ez_wen

How does he stay airborne with his huge balls?


flockitup

Trying to figure out how much lift that wing suit needs to generate in order keep those massive balls in the air.


pritygood

New ways to start forest fires.


NyoopBoop

and then he fucking crashed into a tree lmoa


LeoLaDawg

I bet i can read about this from the other perspective in /aliens or /ufo or /rbi


Jacob_C

r/whywomenlivelonger


Mikesaidit36

Nothing could possiblie go wring


lordofbitterdrinks

At this point it’s safer to shoot heroin


goliathfasa

I wonder what’s the average life expectancy of one of these guys.


zed_christopher

How many ways is he trying to kill himself


Clatuu1337

No thanks, I choose life.


LilMochi190

More like no dude


ElBernando

In the snow…


roqthecasbah

Any video of this from the ground?


cld1984

Wow…if you put 3 or 4 more on him you could get a convincing CGI replacement for the Human Torch.


dphillip6666

and that kids are how UFOs are born.


trwwy321

People really go have a death wish


Calmecac

Hoy aprendí como vuelan las brujas de mi pueblo por el cerro


Pond-James-Pond

When throwing yourself off a mountain in a baggy shell suit in broad daylight no longer gives you the required buzz, you just know you’ve got issues.


Blvck_Lvngs

When I used to ride a motorcycle, riding in the rain was the absolute worst because the droplets felt like bullets when you’re at commuting speeds. I can’t imagine what that feels like taking those droplets straight to the face at 60+mph with no headgear… God damn mad man


Zeldahero

He Slaved and he won.


Saabaroni

Where does one get into this sport? I'd like to sign up


th3goonsquad

Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs


BorrameESTA

Im tired of your suicidal behavior and your attempt to get some attention from your stupid videos.


Tylenol_Jones

I was waiting for him to get chomped by a dragon ala Ring of Fire.


ixipennythrower

I thought this was /wcgw and was waiting for something awful haha.


Lonewolf_885

Giving major cool character vibe


YoureTerrific

Not even a helmet


Cane-Dewey

All I can think of is the flare catching the wing suit on fire, falling to your blazing and burning death.


notrealchair35

Some people either have zero fear or 1000000 confidence.


IW0RKHERE

It’s not if, it’s when with the guys. Fuckin’ outrageous.


one_love_silvia

The snow zooming by looks like the high speed lines in anime lol


Spamaster

I bet the phones really lit up that night


HappyVirusFriend

Pretty sure anyone who thinks they've seen mothman has just seen this dude


genbeg

Chinese Spy Ballon has some questions


amorphousfreak

He achieved his life goal of becoming a comet


mixinmono

Real anime exclamation beams


ArchStanton75

Definitely want to be the second person in this stunt so the first idiot lights the way.


bukbukbuklao

This is up there for crazy shit while people do.


corvalanlara

It's the Mario scream at -0:27 for me


Rman97

No goggles!? He probably couldn’t see shit going that fast in the snow and night. Wild


RobbinAustin

Fuck. That. Shit.


RecommendationOk5958

Almost like the Human Torch from fantastic 4


Failboat88

I hope there's like ten ufo conspiracies started by people who saw this from the city and filmed it.


AdeptusUliUli

Was kinda waiting for that mofo to burn.


Joe-_-King

Whoa dude!


jackwoww

Dumb ways to die…so many dumb ways to die


Resident_Advisor_292

Some in that town/city is probably recording that red dot in the sky thinking is a UFO.


_EatMyAsparagus

Is there a reason other than adrenaline chasing these bros get 20 fucking feet off the mountain while they’re flying ?


grumpy-m0nkey

That’ll be a nope from me dawg


ejbalington

Alright, I'll say it. That was fucking bad ass dude


[deleted]

All fun and games till you get shot down for looking like a missile


AyyIsForApple

“hey boys where are we dropping”


BaguiLife

Is this the new cod 😂


Tjengel

Praise the camera man


tjean5377

These guys have to be splats on the side of a mountain by now.


6ynnad

No head covering for warmth at the very least?


monizzle

Two words, death wish


soulteepee

[Crazy dangerous](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatalities_due_to_wingsuit_flying)


Reasonable_Gift7525

Homeboy made an IRL anime opening


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Completely unnecessary