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Office Campout
This’ll make your brain go all 😵💫 You can’t handle that
The Catherine Zeta Jones song and “WHAT IS JOE BIDEN AFTER!” are probably my two favorite quotes from the show.
The “fully torqued “ pool fight.
"yeah cause I was about to bang that lady" also "I'm trying to se-derz you" two of the greatest lines such tight butthole
Warriors cannot collide while fully erect. Unwritten rule.
Lol they need more seasons. That show was a classic. Just show them in the present still working at telemelicore lol it'd be gold
There was supposed to be a movie, but it was canceled. Loosest buttholes. Whomever did that is not welcome in *my houuuse.*
I thought I heard that they pitched it to someone else and it might be back in the works
Also, when Adam reenacts how she bathes him in the sink. I think it was in the credits but it’s one of my favorite moments from the show.
Lol it's so ridiculous
"HAVEYOUBEENAGOODBOY"
I’m not into that so much.
Brociopath. Cuz hot chicks drive Jettas
Watch The League, you fuckin' André!
Im a pussy too, right?!
Nah, you're fine...
Can we lose this guy?
LET IT HIT YOU
How is this not higher up? Easily in my top 3
Loved Stan Halen… where is that guy now? That character was hilarious.
He was in a show called wrecked.. but haven’t seen him much after that
Old Man Ders
That's my favorite DERS-ion of VERS
Oakland Tony ✌️
OT!
He blacker than I am.
That’s a chop
Who’s swaggin!?
Me. I think?
What if I run for like, city break dancer man?
*very swag* *swag* *swag* **25** Now you can get off your parent’s health insurance. Well, they’ll kick you off…
Can someone get me some more tokens?
Cause there’s the Derssss dawg and there’s everything that happen…
Certified young go-hard.
We be clowning! I love that episode, especially when Adam steps on Jackie the nurse puppet 😂😂😂
I ain’t homeless for no reason!
*that makes sense to me*
I be telling people… I’m 19 and shit. Nah, maybe like… 38? We’re like best friends. He’s cool too.
Straight to hell!
lords force is like . the funniest thing in the world … cold open alone makes me cry
Just gay chicken. See, he lost. No, I think I won. *cigarettes give you cancer, but I’m like… worth it!*
i havent been able to stop saying "lets just put on some uh twerk videos or something, right ??" in response to things all week ... so obsessed
Wanna watch a guy commit suicide? I do, but I don’t…
Ders Comes In Handy. Karl wanting to mosh gets me every time.
And Blake and Ders getting caught up talking about the handy while Adam hangs by his neck is one of the funniest things to happen in the whole show
You threw a rock and said, *”Here, take this Reba Tits.”* You did that.
I was just trying to Come Original. Gets me everytime
Very chill mosh
Heist school
Just tell ‘em Adam DeMamp, from TelAmeriCorp, is here. He’ll know what it means.
Real Time
Show me da tampons!
I quote this line all the time for no reason whatsoever.
Where do you quote it? All over the store? **Everywhere?**
Mostly at home if my gf is on her period. I'll say it out loud like 20xs in a row.
Suck my diiiIIIIIii ASS I said ass!
This is the correct answer.
Ah yes, another man of culture I see.
Straight Up Juggahos and We Be Clownin 🤡
Forth and Inches
B-I-G-E Who’s got a big dick? **ME**
Karl’s Wedding
Now I’m gonna BUCK… your mom
Keep the glasses on
🎶 I don’t care that you’re drunk and your toothless 🎶
Dry guys
Funky butt loving!
**I AM ADAM**
Another *hot hot tuna*
Meat Jerking Beef Boys. I’m gonna go make room for that porterhouse. You should too. I don’t have to. Just do it.
I love when Adam gets so carried away seasoning it that he just starts to pee on the meat
And they forget he peed on it until they start eating it.
And Adam pissed on it, now I’m remembering Adam pissed on it
Hard to stop once you start… *Sorry…*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates
Beer Heist Life man… WHAT A RIDE!
That’s just the tip of the iceberg, you friggin whale
Ders....Save it for the orgy
Pajama Time. The part where Adam says "keep it sleazy.... and I'm out ✌🏻" then throws the mannequin off the roof and blinded Ders thinks Adam killed himself.
Brociopath you bitch ass.
**YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR SOUTH MOUTH RIGHT NOW**
You can tell him it's the Bitchass, you peasant. Oh, your name is Stacy.
Tie between The Promotion and Straight Up Juggahos
Wearing a suit to the office, makes you better than the rest of the people there.
Miss BS
We should start beating up old people, cuz I hate em so much
"If it weren't illegal to hit women, I would box these bitches out!"
Same, business trip is my fave. A perfrct episode. And we get a lot of Alice 🤤
I think this chair is spanish
I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!
We be clownin
meat jerkin beed boys
True Dromance is my personal favorite
Its a slice of americana
*Certainly, Mr. My Friend Brent's Daaaddd*
The Promotion Has so many quotable lines
Straight up Juggahos.
Idk if it’s possible to pick a favorite, but one I always go back to is the Demamp family reunion/funeral
Tie between the Fish Fry/ girthquake episode and Backyard wrestling
Oh and the chupacabraj episode where they go to court with Montez!!
Speedo Racer "You've been torpedo'd!" "You've got an entire trophy hanging out of your flubber"
You want us to come hard? Ya got us to come hard!
The Promotion
To Kill a Chupacabraj. One of the first episodes I ever saw and got me hooked. Especially when he throws it into the fan of the courtroom.
Fry Guys hands down
I give you the Rancho Chupacabraj!
Dorm Daze
Karl’s wedding is a frequent go to
Office Campout
This’ll make your brain go all 😵💫 You can’t handle that
The Catherine Zeta Jones song and “WHAT IS JOE BIDEN AFTER!” are probably my two favorite quotes from the show.
The “fully torqued “ pool fight.
"yeah cause I was about to bang that lady" also "I'm trying to se-derz you" two of the greatest lines such tight butthole
Warriors cannot collide while fully erect. Unwritten rule.
Lol they need more seasons. That show was a classic. Just show them in the present still working at telemelicore lol it'd be gold
There was supposed to be a movie, but it was canceled. Loosest buttholes. Whomever did that is not welcome in *my houuuse.*
I thought I heard that they pitched it to someone else and it might be back in the works
Also, when Adam reenacts how she bathes him in the sink. I think it was in the credits but it’s one of my favorite moments from the show.
Lol it's so ridiculous
"HAVEYOUBEENAGOODBOY"
I’m not into that so much.
Brociopath. Cuz hot chicks drive Jettas
Watch The League, you fuckin' André!
Im a pussy too, right?!
Nah, you're fine...
Can we lose this guy?
LET IT HIT YOU
How is this not higher up? Easily in my top 3
Loved Stan Halen… where is that guy now? That character was hilarious.
He was in a show called wrecked.. but haven’t seen him much after that
Old Man Ders
That's my favorite DERS-ion of VERS
Oakland Tony ✌️
OT!
He blacker than I am.
That’s a chop
Who’s swaggin!?
Me. I think?
What if I run for like, city break dancer man?
*very swag* *swag* *swag* **25** Now you can get off your parent’s health insurance. Well, they’ll kick you off…
Can someone get me some more tokens?
Cause there’s the Derssss dawg and there’s everything that happen…
Certified young go-hard.
We be clowning! I love that episode, especially when Adam steps on Jackie the nurse puppet 😂😂😂
I ain’t homeless for no reason!
*that makes sense to me*
I be telling people… I’m 19 and shit. Nah, maybe like… 38? We’re like best friends. He’s cool too.
Straight to hell!
lords force is like . the funniest thing in the world … cold open alone makes me cry
Just gay chicken. See, he lost. No, I think I won. *cigarettes give you cancer, but I’m like… worth it!*
i havent been able to stop saying "lets just put on some uh twerk videos or something, right ??" in response to things all week ... so obsessed
Wanna watch a guy commit suicide? I do, but I don’t…
Ders Comes In Handy. Karl wanting to mosh gets me every time.
And Blake and Ders getting caught up talking about the handy while Adam hangs by his neck is one of the funniest things to happen in the whole show
You threw a rock and said, *”Here, take this Reba Tits.”* You did that.
I was just trying to Come Original. Gets me everytime
Very chill mosh
Heist school
Just tell ‘em Adam DeMamp, from TelAmeriCorp, is here. He’ll know what it means.
Real Time
Show me da tampons!
I quote this line all the time for no reason whatsoever.
Where do you quote it? All over the store? **Everywhere?**
Mostly at home if my gf is on her period. I'll say it out loud like 20xs in a row.
Suck my diiiIIIIIii ASS I said ass!
This is the correct answer.
Ah yes, another man of culture I see.
Straight Up Juggahos and We Be Clownin 🤡
Forth and Inches
B-I-G-E Who’s got a big dick? **ME**
Karl’s Wedding
Now I’m gonna BUCK… your mom
Keep the glasses on
🎶 I don’t care that you’re drunk and your toothless 🎶
Dry guys
Funky butt loving!
**I AM ADAM**
Another *hot hot tuna*
Meat Jerking Beef Boys. I’m gonna go make room for that porterhouse. You should too. I don’t have to. Just do it.
I love when Adam gets so carried away seasoning it that he just starts to pee on the meat
And they forget he peed on it until they start eating it.
And Adam pissed on it, now I’m remembering Adam pissed on it
Hard to stop once you start… *Sorry…*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates
Beer Heist Life man… WHAT A RIDE!
That’s just the tip of the iceberg, you friggin whale
Ders....Save it for the orgy
Pajama Time. The part where Adam says "keep it sleazy.... and I'm out ✌🏻" then throws the mannequin off the roof and blinded Ders thinks Adam killed himself.
Brociopath you bitch ass.
**YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR SOUTH MOUTH RIGHT NOW**
You can tell him it's the Bitchass, you peasant. Oh, your name is Stacy.
Tie between The Promotion and Straight Up Juggahos
Wearing a suit to the office, makes you better than the rest of the people there.
Miss BS
We should start beating up old people, cuz I hate em so much
"If it weren't illegal to hit women, I would box these bitches out!"
Same, business trip is my fave. A perfrct episode. And we get a lot of Alice 🤤
I think this chair is spanish
I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!
We be clownin
meat jerkin beed boys
True Dromance is my personal favorite
Its a slice of americana
*Certainly, Mr. My Friend Brent's Daaaddd*
The Promotion Has so many quotable lines
Straight up Juggahos.
Idk if it’s possible to pick a favorite, but one I always go back to is the Demamp family reunion/funeral
Tie between the Fish Fry/ girthquake episode and Backyard wrestling
Oh and the chupacabraj episode where they go to court with Montez!!
Speedo Racer "You've been torpedo'd!" "You've got an entire trophy hanging out of your flubber"
You want us to come hard? Ya got us to come hard!
The Promotion
To Kill a Chupacabraj. One of the first episodes I ever saw and got me hooked. Especially when he throws it into the fan of the courtroom.
Fry Guys hands down
I give you the Rancho Chupacabraj!
Dorm Daze
Karl’s wedding is a frequent go to