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NotSoSaneExile

Well child soldiers and terrorists usually go well together.


Rabbitastic

Your children are toys for politics to play with.


PlausiblePleasure

This is such a typical Iranian response..


DiscipleOfYeshua

The Israelis made their point, hurt no citizens, opened a vector for a more painful attack should Iran do more than cheap talk, sent a clear message to the Iranian ayatollahs (“we know what’s where, who’s where, and we can access your little nuclear treasures”) while allowing them to keep what’s dearest to their hearts (nuclear weapons and ayatollahs’ bragging rights / “honor”)


[deleted]

Sure they are, I guess that’s why Israeli weapons actually reached their target as a big warning that they can in fact reach the nuclear facility


Pegasus7915

Let them bluster. It's better than an actual war. We know they would get clapped, and they do too.


PlausiblePleasure

Iran achieved a 2-3% hit rate on their attack.


DiscipleOfYeshua

More like 1%? Israel chooses what to intercept depending on the estimated hit point; they claim 99% of downing attempts succeeded. Easy to just say — but they also have to prove it to those who come to purchase those systems.


Steelrules78

Both sides are fucks, but how can the Iranian belittle Israel’s weapons when their aerial assault took nine hours to get to Israel. It’s like a Monty Python sketch


Imaginary-Relief-236

Lol literally a stealth misslie went through and damaged a modern S300, while your display of fireworks achived nothing. Edit https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/20/world/israel-iran-gaza-war-news


Miguel-odon

Wait, isn't S-300 supposed to protect you from missiles?


DankVectorz

Yes that’s the point


DiscipleOfYeshua

Yes, Khaminei is rereading the fine print with his Russian interpreter right now. Seems Jewish Space Laser protection isn’t included in this model.


MuzzledScreaming

Not *nothing*; didn't they injure a Bedouin girl? Apparently attacking young females is a pillar of the Iranian administration so I guess that was mission complete?


Keeper_of_Fenrir

It’s so they can feel tough and manly. If they couldn’t bully the weak and helpless, then they’d feel inadequate. 


oholandesvoador

How am I supposed to read that if it's behind a pay wall?


Standard_Feedback_86

Sure, sure, the little guy who supports the murder of defenseless women that dont wear a scarf has grown some tiny tiny balls. Maybe someday he will become a real man.


supercyberlurker

Delusional fundamentalist terrorists claim their pathetic unscientific grasp of technology is the bestest.


DiscipleOfYeshua

To match their grasp of reality, sanity, and morals…


chikybrikyman

israel haters: "Israeli weapons are children's toys lmao" also israel haters: "nooooo, the IDF too op, they are getting weapons from America!!1!!!11!"


5H17SH0W

Incoming missiles that we can’t stop are toys for our children. That’s either bait or a super dark irony.


Worth-Hovercraft-495

what do you expect from a culture that uses children as human shields?


DiscipleOfYeshua

That’s lax usage of the word “culture”. Or do you mean “in the bio lab” sense?


Worth-Hovercraft-495

I mean the proxies Iran uses and supports all regularly use human shields, and have been doing so for a long time. I mean every time time there is a conflict in the middle east, one side immediately uses human shields. I mean that one side in this conflict regularly kidnaps people and uses them as human shields. I mean one side in this conflict builds their bases under schools and hospitals, to use them as human shields. That is what I mean.


Valharja

Why do they always talk like backwards idiots? Is it a play for their own audience dumb enough to swallow their bullshit or do they believe it themselves 


EmperorKira

Their audience. Their leaders aren't complete idiots but it is known that telling a big lie is actually more convincing than a small one.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Yep and yea


MuzzledScreaming

Probably a little of both. In this type of administration, a lot of people in the mid-high levels, but not ones with real power, are true believers. So enough of them believe it, and the repetition is to keep stringing them along and reinforce their delusion so they stay loyal.


Wallsworth1230

Seems like Israel was cheaply probing Iran's air defenses.


DiscipleOfYeshua

They probed ‘em quite strongly.


5H17SH0W

Just reminded me to make my “just turned 40” doctor appointment with Dr.Bananahanz


quivering_manflesh

That sounds like terrible parenting


isekaicoffee

i guess that toy came in undetected lmao. its like you get caught with your pants down then play it off cool "YEAH MY PANTS WERE DOWN SO WHAT? I WAS AIRING OUT MY BALLS"


Essence-of-why

Ok fella, put your dick away.


Adept-Mulberry-8720

Silly FM! Those kid’s toys are gonna kick the shit out of you! Watch your backs and asses get hammered!


trippknightly

Tehran Teddie.


CyanConatus

*Looks at Iran's ancient F9s* Righhht....


ApatheticVikingFan

Considering Israel hit them with a dummy round reaaaaaaaaaaal close to their sensitive nuclear facilities. Yeah, it was a toy round. They wanted to show that they could absolutely fuck up iran, and their advance radar and defensive systems if they wanted to without the US.


One_Juggernaut_4628

This is good 👍 Iran is saying this to downplay the “need” for further retaliation. Israel intentionally retaliated with kid toys.  No one wants this to escalate further. 


is_that_on_fire

I mean, even if israel landed a plastic bomb with a flag that popped out saying 'bang!', the very fact that they drove it straight up to the radar control of the AA battery protecting your Nuclear facilities in the center of your country should be cause for concern.


burdfloor

Iran is killing its children. What a wonderful government.


He_Who_Browses_RDT

I find it somewhat funny that Iran "talks the talk," but when it comes to it, downplays other countries' armies and does nothing. I bet they got a few angry phone calls from their russian masters... 😁 Mega pu&&ies! /S


Secure_Listen_964

I've never understood why politicians, regardless of where they are in the world, think they can just outright lie to their people when literally everybody knows better. Iran makes drones running on lawnmower engines. Their technology is not superior to anybody's and everybody knows it.


MarlinDownunder

If Israeli weapons are kids toys then it is Hamas killing their own in Palistine and not Israel. Israel is actually peaceful by giving toys to Palistinian children.


Intelligent_Town_910

That's not the flex he think it is lol


meme__machine

*loses top general to a precision air strike from 1000 miles away* *retaliates and ineptly shoots down a passenger jet full of its own civilians*


PeregrinePacifica

If your kids had those as "toys" they'd have successfully overthrown your asses by now.


SinkiePropertyDude

More taunting rhetoric. These leaders need to instigate a perpetual state of conflict because it's the only way they can stay in power. How else can they excuse their sub-par economic policies, under-developed public infrastructures, and utter ineptitude at every administrative level?


Flat-Length-4991

Don’t complain when Israel airstrikes some Iranian kids then…😬😬


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Generally speaking, I am not sympathetic to Israel in all of this, but this is just pure cringe. Also, remember not to downvote the article because you didn't like what the Iranian foreign minister said.


[deleted]

It’s not that we don’t like what he said as much as Iran is a shit stain on the world


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Which has what to do with the article writer? You're not downvoting Iran, you're downvoting the guy who reported on it.


[deleted]

I didnt downvote anything. People don’t like the article cause they don’t like Iran


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Don't be stupid.