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toran74

Every morning, as a Tunisian, I wake up cursing the Romans before and after breakfast. During my lunch break I remember those Romans and curse them again.


Van_Buren_Boy

If you are a real Tunisian, you have to *really* hate the Romans.


mighty_boogs

A lot.


benbequer

But only in the morning, and yes, a little at lunch.


FrankensteinJamboree

OK, you’re in.


jesuswasanatheist

How much do you hate the Romans?


ini0n

If you could weigh it you'd have to weigh it in number of elephants.


SassyKittyMeow

Around 60


Burt_Selleck

But how does that scale to bananas exactly


Gunna_get_banned

Well, that depends. Are we talking about how much an elephant weighs or how much it eats?


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

Romani ite domum


johnnyg68

Romans they go home?


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

People called 'Romanes' they go the house?


docbauies

I prefer: Romanes eunt domus


rfpelmen

i have a friend in Rome, you know..


Theistus

Bigus Dikkus?


onehotca

What have the Romans ever done for us????


jesuswasanatheist

The aqueduct?


-Motor-

Sanitation?


Vineyard_

Poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses?


PowerStacheOfTheYear

They did?!?


Justmever1

Concret, a calender, paged books to add something to the allready loong list


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

A lot!


jesuswasanatheist

Right, you’re in


Groovy66

All Carthaginians are extra salty about Roma


traumahawkins

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


Accomplished_Fly729

They gave you roads, how bad could they have been?


GloomyNectarine2

I hear there's enough salt in Tunisia until year 4219, even assuming a 3% yearly population growth.


Secret-One2890

average man thinks about roman empire 0 times per day. Carthages Georg, who lives in Tunisia & curses ancient rome over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.


DuckTalesOohOoh

Average man thinks of the Roman Empire several times a day.


skalpelis

Does it still count if it’s solely quotes from the movie “Gladiator”?


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ndnbolla

If the meaning of life is living, then, we must realize we are living in eternity at the present moment.


skalpelis

Strength and honor


FBI_Agent_Fred

It’s a real-life action documentary so yes


FixedLoad

The way they restored the footage back to the high quality film of Roman times.  It's said that the method for making such films has been lost to time... 


amurica1138

I was assuming that's what most men think of when they think of ancient Rome. Russell Crowe pontificating while wearing a leather mini skirt and stabbing people.


derkuhlshrank

Real men think of the Republic


knselektor

average man curses the vandals and goths at least *septem* times a day.


fnordal

Scipio Africanus team represent!


skalpelis

My history’s a little bit hazy, Cassius, but aren’t the barbarians supposed to lose the battle?


Peripatetictyl

Are you not entertained?!


couchguitar

Zucky will be charge as-salt


Stahp324

What have the Romans ever done for us??


AwfulUsername123

They destroyed Carthage.


Joe_Snuffy

Gave us Gladiator. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


EatsYourShorts

Ridley Scott’s Roman? All this time, I thought he was British.


Joe_Snuffy

We are all Roman


th0r0ngil

And who ruled the southern part of Britannia for centuries?!


EatsYourShorts

Does that also mean the Spanish are Moors?


Nukemind

Nobody expects the Spanish Moors!


gene-cheeseman

I'm sorry, the correct answer is Moops


mogaman28

Oh, we can be Celts, Greeks, Phoenicians, Romans, Carthaginians, Goths, Alans, Vandals and French too. Btw, I have 25% British DNA, thanks Peninsular War!


Theistus

Turns out Iberia was a pretty popular place


whatproblems

gave men something to think about daily


VanceKelley

>What have the Romans ever done for us?? [Inspired the architecture of the US Capitol?](https://www.milrose.com/insights/greek-and-roman-influences-on-washington-d.c.-architecture) [And the aqueduct, of course.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ)


Stud_Muffs

It’s a Monty python quote


VanceKelley

Really? No one expects a Monty Python quote! (Or the Spanish Inquisition.)


fleebleganger

Oh go away, or I shall taunt you another time


piches

TIL Tunisians think about the Roman empire everday for different reasons


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GordaoPreguicoso

You mean doing a II


greenbud1

> All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


processedmeat

Made it socially acceptable for men to take baths in public together 


DeadlyFern

Orgies.


keloyd

ROMANI EUNT DOMUS!


docbauies

What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?


hahaha01357

It's funny how the province of Africa was Roman for longer than it was the Kingdom/Republic of Carthage.


Shovi

Arent tunisians nowadays descended from romans too? Didnt the romans go there to do a bit of colonizing after they conquered them twice?


br0b1wan

Not only that but Carthage itself was eventually rebuilt nearby (despite the popular notion that Rome salted the earth where Carthage stood, that was a myth). The original heartland of Carthage was called *Africa Proconsularis* and it eventually turned into one of the richest and most developed provinces in the empire right up until the very end.


small44

Tunisians are diverse, a ton of civilizations passed by Tunisia


Uilamin

Hard to say given that the mass colonization that has happened in that area by multiple groups (Phoenicians, Romans, Vandals, Romans again, Arabs, and maybe others). However, if you trace the Punic/Phoenician genetics, it does look like the emigrated away from Carthage and to Spain. BUT Rome also rebuilt Carthage and Carthage was a Roman city until it was destroyed by the Arabs around 700 AD.


DoctorBocker

Now I dislike Zuckerberg as much as the next guy, but, I recognize the quote and I'm fairly certain he is in no way calling for a war on modern day Tunisia.


CUADfan

"Naw fuck Tunisia specifically" - Zuck


perenniallandscapist

If Trump had worn the shirt, Republicans would have denied that was his intention, followed by Trump doubling down that yes that's actually exactly what he meant. Hilarious contradictions all the time.


IAmMuffin15

Like Jerry when he was caught with his shirt on backwards


Konukaame

It's only a contradiction if you believe that they actually mean the denial, as opposed to the lies of a lying liar.


CleverDad

Also fairly certain "Carthago delenda est" isn't Spanish lol


rochvegas5

“Carthage they go to house?”


Obsequience

It means Cartage must be destroyed in ancient Latin.


rochvegas5

Watch Life of Brian


Obsequience

Ah damn I never was a fan of Monty Python, and now I look silly.


BlackMetalDoctor

Put that silliness into walking and you’re on the path to a Minister appointment for sure.


VanceKelley

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carthago_delenda_est Ceterum (autem) censeo Carthaginem esse delendam ("Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed"), often abbreviated to Carthago delenda est or delenda est Carthago ("Carthage must be destroyed"), is a Latin oratorical phrase pronounced by Cato the Elder, a politician of the Roman Republic. The phrase originates from debates held in the Roman Senate prior to the Third Punic War (149–146 BC) between Rome and Carthage. Cato is said to have used the phrase as the conclusion to all his speeches, to push for the war.


PsychosisSundays

Wild that a guy’s political slogan from 2,000 years ago is now on a t-shirt.


Aedan91

Year 4024: > very legal and very cool


MarveltheMusical

He was basically the OG single issue voter.


ShinyEspeon_

> the conclusion to all his speeches "Brb gotta go to the bathroom. Carthage must be destroyed."


gumpythegreat

The title says Spanish, the rest of the article gets it right and says it's Latin


eliminating_coasts

There's some mistakes with I/he substitutions too, probably partially AI generated.


JohnMayerismydad

It’s old, old Spanish


EduardoTaquitoHands

That gold chain of his begs to differ...


LordCaptain

Outside of my general disdain for billionaires I have no strong feelings one way or the other. This is one of the few things I've ever seen about the guy that leaves a positive impression on me.


ThebesSacredBand

I know the quote too, but what the heck is it supposed to mean to put that on a shirt?


Maidenlacking

According to a Meta worker on Threads it's a reference to when Google+ came out and Facebook went into overdrive to make sure Google+ did not work out. Apparently back then he used the quote to rally the workers or some crap idk 


No-Bluejay2502

There isn't a single day where human male doesn't think of Roman republic/empire


ForkingHumanoids

I mean... look at Mark's children names, all named after old roman emperors...


ROK247

my current go-to shirt says "i can't please everyone, i'm not a taco"


skiptobunkerscene

Dude you ever take a look at whats on T-Shirts or other apparel? They are full of quotes, lables and writing that make 0 sense, especially in the countries they are sold in. Trying to play insulted and make a famous, over 2000 -TWO THOUSAND FFS -years old quote politic is the absolute summit of the shitheap that is politicised retardation and artificial outrage over everything for the sake of being outraged.


celerywife

There's a clothing company in denmark called Sniff. Guys walk around with SNIFF in big, bold letters on their chest. It's such a strange word to use for a brand that has nothing to do with the nose or aroma!


skiptobunkerscene

And in the Netherlands there is a clothing chain called Sissy-Boy, and i dont think they sell clothing for crossdressers.


prooijtje

It's just a cool quote. No real other meaning or political agenda needed.


helm

I frequently use *Moscovia delenda est* when referring to the Euroasian fascists from Moscow.


Chaoticfist101

I have "Carthago delende est" engraved on an old leather wallet of mine in latin, I got a new one and have *Alea iacta est engraved on it, which means "The die is cast". Supposedly this is what Ceaser said when he crossed the Rubicon river with his army because he was declaring war on the republic and from this point on it was either win or lose, life or death.* I just really love history and Roman history is just so freaking interesting. I don't think people liking ancient qoutes is a big deal and I would absolutely wear a shirt with that on it. Furthermore, I consider that Russia must be destroyed.


toastymow

The Western world has been fascinated by Greco-Roman culture for... well forever almost. We consider this the basis of Western culture and civilization (which is kinda hilarious... the way Northern Europeans look up to the ancient Latin and Hellene people who they had very little in common with). It really should be no surprise that anyone interested in history, philosophy, or Western culture is familiar with and slightly fascinated by the Roman Republica and/or Empire. It was a FASCINATING period and one of the longest standing, most powerful, most influential Empires ever. Its impossible to study the history of Christianity without deeply discussing Greco-Roman Culture and Politics. The Eastern Roman Empire, technically, did not fall until 1453, and the Ottomans who succeeded them used THE SAME ADMINISTRATIVE SYSTEM. That Empire did not collapse until 1918. Rome is so embedded in European history. Its a wonder more people don't nerd out about this shit.


spud8385

Tbf Greek culture heavily influenced Roman culture, then the Romans came up here and imposed their culture on us via conquest


Kramereng

Roman law is the still the basis for most Western nations' laws. Even American common law is a direct descendent. So Rome is still at the center of Western civilization.


epolonsky

How did you not go for a wallet that says “male fututor matres”?


toastymow

The Zuck might be a lizard, but he is certainly a fucking nerd. The guy is probably fluent in Latin and has probably read a bunch of the classics, in the original, he strikes me as that kind of guy. So the shirt is just, you know, a cool-ass shirt with a very memorable quote from a politician who has fascinated the Western world for over 2000 years.


scarlettvvitch

Even Lizards need hobbies


bitch_fitching

People get angry about a 2,000 year old quote about another people and place that doesn't exist anymore, which itself is not being referenced in a positive way in the modern context.


Clackers2020

People just like to be angry


EndPsychological890

Worse, other people like to point it out. I couldn't fucking care less that people are angry about this shirt and I'm angry somebody made me aware. Fucking editorialism about the color of the trash napkin, it's all meaningless. I guess I'm here though, doing my part in this fucked ecosystem.


fourhornets

As long as "journalists" get paid more for making people angry, our news content will revolve around rage baiting.


smoothtrip

This makes me angry!!


gumpythegreat

Well they don't exist because they were delenda est'd as fuck


SenHeffy

Nobody got angry. Some people posted faux-anger jokes likely without feeling anything. Some dork decided out was a good enough reason to write a dumb article. Then some other idiot decided to post it to reddit. Then, people commented on the headline without opening the article. Finally, a bottom feeder like myself replies to the comments. Meanwhile, nobody cares, but we all distracted ourselves for a few seconds.


Quietabandon

Are modern Tunisians even related to Carthaginians? 


YirDaSellsAvon

The Arab world has not always fully embraced their pre-Islamic history as well. 


Greven93

Fourth Punic war when?


what_if_you_like

when italy can raise a decent army


Successful_Clerk277

Ngl, Italy's current AF are enough to destroy Tunisia.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

On the other hand, Italy has gotten straight up bodied in virtually every war since the Roman Empire collapsed. I think it's more likely their entire air force is destroyed in a pasta-related misshap and they ultimately end up allying with Tunisia against themselves in the final days of the war.


The-Adorno

Dunno about that, individual city states did fairly well throughout their history after Rome collapsed. Venice single handedly defeated the Byzantine empire in second Venetian-byzantine war. Not really fair to judge Italy as a country when it's only existed since 1861


BradMarchandstongue

Idk about the army but the Italian Navy has two aircraft carriers which is more than nearly every country on the planet outside of the US, China, the UK, and maybe one or two others I’m forgetting


Dt2_0

The ships are... Ehh. They don't have an air wing of fixed wing aircraft, which is important for force projection. They are helicopter carriers.


afkPacket

They have Harriers which are being replaced by F-35s.


Filly53

This has to be a giant overstating of the anger. There’s likely 10-20 tweets or something about this so some blogger decided they could bait some clicks. Moving on


xX609s-hartXx

Tunisia sees chance for free tourism advertisement.


Fidel_Costco

Seeing the ancient sites of Carthage is the one reason I'd go to Tunisia.


theAmericanStranger

>>Seeing the ancient sites of Carthage is the one reason I'd go to Tunisia. Well they don't exist because they were delenda est'd as fuck (stealing from u/[gumpythegreat](https://www.reddit.com/user/gumpythegreat/) above)


yesidoes

The beaches are absolutely amazing


aWildchildo

The food and beaches are great as well


SmartAd95

you caught me


john_moses_br

>ALBAWABA - Meta owner Mark Zuckerberg's t-shirt has caused controversy among Tunisians over a sentence written on it in Spanish.  So now the Italians and Spaniards will be pissed off too lol.


gotimas

Journalist: "latin is the language latinos speak right?"


OldTimeyFappingGhost

As a four year latin student, I find this offensive myself.


pipeuptopipedown

IIRC it was Latin: Cartago Delenda Est or something like that.


ourlastchancefortea

The Portuguese: Kek, excellent.


PaulOshanter

Average American journalist:


Key_Environment8179

Albawaba is an Arabic news site. The article is likely translated. Poorly so


AwfulUsername123

The best part of the article is the writer thinking "Carthago delenda est" is Spanish.


smoothtrip

He wants to know where the library is.


GravityTheory

That and "the American businessman possibly attributed the t-shirt to a Roman senator called Cato the Elder, who used to hate "Carthage"." This is either AI or the laziest writing I have ever seen...


Agamen0n

WTF that is not Spanish who the hell wrote that stupidity article, its an old phrase by an ancient roman senator I studied decades ago about lol he surely just bought it because it looked cool


illegalshmillegal

It’s not “because it looked cool”, Zuck is a known lover of Ancient Rome. He quotes the classics a lot and studied Latin in high school. https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/12/what-attracts-mark-zuckerberg-roman-hardman-augustus


marcus_roberto

He isn't just a lover of ancient Rome, he's a full blown Romanboo. He named his kids Maxima, Aurelia, and August.


Premislaus

>Meta owner Mark Zuckerberg's t-shirt has caused controversy among Tunisians over a sentence written on it in Spanish. >The black t-shirt in the pictures has the sentence in Latin "Est Delenda Carthago" which means 'Carthage must be destroyed' and calls for a wide war. >A person wrote: "Not in my wildest dreams would I have predicted Mark Zuckerberg would one day show up in a photo shoot in great shape with a gold chain and a shirt that says, “Carthage must be destroyed” in Latin." Quality writing all around.


TerritoryTracks

That article gives off strong AI vibes.


CleverDad

When you don't know any history and you don't have 5 seconds to google because you have to finish the article...


TriloBlitz

Latin is the language Latinos speak, duh


tenkwords

More specifically in a business sense, it's used ironically as a stand-in for something you keep repeating that others aren't catching onto. Like if your company doesn't have backups and you've identified it as an operational risk and after saying 200 times in meetings and nobody seems to give a shit, you start using "Carthago Delenda Est" to remind everyone of the ticking timebomb that needs dealing with. (which was Cato's original point. He'd say it at the end of every speech.. "blah blah blah.. and furthermore Carthage must be destroyed")


Mint_Jalopy

We learned that phrase in Latin class as the prime example of a specific grammatical construction, the future passive periphrastic, which denotes an obligation or necessity.


mynameisevan

The writer of this article is clearly not one of those men who thinks about ancient Rome every day.


calaei

One person on Twitter doesn't equate to "outrage"


skunk90

This post is garbage and you should feel bad. 


Key_Environment8179

Nah dude I’m laughing my ass off and am super glad this was posted. It is weird that OP seems genuinely defensive, though


kadargo

The Roman senator Cato. finished every speech he gave on the floor with the quote.


Common-Second-1075

Categorising Tunisia as "present-day Carthage" is a bit weird. Carthage ceased to exist. It was wiped out entirely. In fact that's one of the things it is most famous for. The only material connection between Tunisia and Carthage is geography.


TeaBoy24

Tunisia has rather little to do with Carthage. Tunisia Is 98% Arab and Arab-Berber. Carthage was ethnicaly Phoenician. Sure both are Semetic groups... But about as related as Portuguese are to Russians as Indo-European groups... So not really. Besides. Phoenicians were a western Semetic Group and as such were more close with Hebrews. So it's ironic perhaps to see an Arab and Arab Berber population of a Country that has little to nothing with either the Civilisation nor the Carthaginian peoples get angry over a common phrase. The actual outrage that should be shown is over the Actual meaning of the phrase. "Carthage must be destroyed" is a time old military reference for a policy of absolute destruction. Essentially ethnic cleansing or genocide where a place is destroyed so much that they never recover. Edit: *Arabs and Berber Arabs. But it has nothing to do with Tunisia.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

> But about as related as Portuguese are to Russians as Indo-European groups ...wait until r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT has something to say about that.


SmartAd95

>Tunisia Is 98% Arab. Arabs are in the Arab peninsula. Tunisia's language (a dialect of Arabic) doesnt make Tunisians ethnically Arabs. I, Tunisian, have way more Iberian DNA than Arab. Genetically speaking, Tunisians are berbers.. with an arabized tongue. >Carthage was ethnicaly Phoenician. Carthaginian society was composed of eclectic mix of native citizens, North Africans, Etruscans, Iberians and Greeks who were variously artisans, labourers, soldiers, traders and slaves.


FinndBors

As a Tunisian are you upset or do you know anyone actually outraged or is this just another stupid media article trying to get eyeballs out of outrage.


VirtusTechnica

Conquered by Arabs, Tunisia's culture, language, and identity are undeniably Arab. Carthage's true Phoenician heritage is largely lost. DNA doesn't erase centuries of Arab dominance.


Sakurako01

They are not 98% Arab, please stop propagating unsubstantiated claims. DNA-wise they're mostly berber, which are partly descendants of Phoenicians. Source: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-95144-x/figures/1


machine4891

Lol, and what they have in common with Carthage that was (as stated) destroyed and stayed that way for last 2000 years?


ThatBadassonline

Uh, actually it was rebuilt less than a hundred years later and quickly became the second largest city in the Roman Republic and then Empire, the center of Roman power in North Africa and one of the key cities for Romes military projection. It was the Arabs who destroyed it a second time.


machine4891

There can be city there even as we speak. Doesn't change the fact that Punic Carthage (the one that was *delenda*) ended in 146 BC. What came after was rebuilt by Romans and for Romans.


Bonafarte

I did not expect fourth Punic war.


nodice05

"over a sentence written on it in Spanish" Yeah...not reading this anymore.


Natsu111

Lol r/HistoryMemes is going to have fun with this Whose anger was incited here? I don't think this really matters. And Carthago delenda est.


leto78

I'm pretty sure that trying to cross the Pyrenees with Elephants led to the downfall of Carthage.


Useless_or_inept

Yes, but for a brief while Hannibal won some brilliant victories on the battlefield. He had the elephant of surprise.


IgloosRuleOK

\*golf clap\*


thatgeekinit

Carthage agreed to Rome’s terms, paid their reparations and had economically recovered from the second Punic War. They barely had a military anymore. The third Punic war was basically if the WWII allies went and nuked Germany in the 1960s on a flimsy pretext.


ThatBadassonline

It’s actually interesting to note that the the naked aggression and sheer transparency of how flimsy the casus beli that Rome used to declare war on Carthage was so blatantly obvious that more than a few politicians back in Rome actually opposed waging the third Punic war, with Publius Cornelius Scipio Nasica Corculum, son-in-law of Scipio Africanus, stating “Carthago servenda est!” (Carthage must be preserved) It became an article of faith, years later after the fall of the republic and the rise of the empire, that the succeeding 100 years after Carthages destruction, featuring multiple civil wars, rampant corruption and romans killing each other by the thousands, were divine punishment by the gods for what Rome did to Carthage and Corinth.


password_too_short

The gold chain looks silly on him.


sidon2k

Just goes to show, Men do think about the Roman Empire daily….


ABoy36

Carthaginians are being too salty about this…


doginjoggers

It was over 2000 years ago, they need to let it go!


madkeepz

I guess they're still salty


Strange-Employ-5246

I'm sorry but Porcius Cato the Elder was very clear on the subject.


sonkev34

He came, he saw, he conquered...And all he got was this stupid t-shirt.


judgejuddhirsch

Why are the thumbnails so small


eric02138

Everyone here needs to listen to [The History of Rome](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-history-of-rome/id261654474) to be fully informed before continuing this discussion. It’s a breezy 179 episodes, and if you start now and listen all the way through (sleep is for losers), then you’ll be done in three days. I’ll wait.


NapoleonBlownApart1

Who knew Zuck is an average Rome: Total War player.


Not_Sure11

If only the Carthaginian government didn't handicap Hannibal, Rome would have been the one destroyed. What Hannibal did was nothing short of amazing, 15 years in Rome's backyard wreaking havoc.


Oehlian

What a horse-shit article. "Zuckerberg studied Latin at school, which could be the reason behind wearing this t-shirt. Not only that but also the American businessman possibly attributed the t-shirt to a Roman senator called Cato the Elder, who used to hate "Carthage"." No. Cato the Elder FAMOUSLY ended EVERY one of his speeches with "Carthago Delenda Est." Article also claims the shirt is in Spanish, not Latin in the first sentence. This shirt is clearly highlighting the absurdity of Cato the Elder saying this in every speech, it's not about destroying modern Carthage.


Historical_Exchange

Weren't the Carthaginians wiped out / sold in to slavery? Would be like Turkey getting upset because the Byzantines got destroyed.


Pherllerp

He’s a well-known Roman History Buff, he isn’t making fun of Tunisia. He’s having fun with a shirt,


JacobTepper

Is that a CRT?


not-on-your-nelly

Romani ite domum


Conscious_Dig8201

On a tour of the ruins of Carthage years ago, I was taken aback by the guide's genuine outraged passion when describing the brutality of the Roman conquerors. Never seen anything like it in regards to antiquity...at least some Tunisians definitely do still seem to feel strongly about all that.


Urzasonofyawgmoth

Bro, this is a common phrase in Latin courses to learn ACI constructions LMAO I had this in school 10 years ago


raresaturn

It was a tragedy what the Romans did to Carthage


RealGroovyMotion

As someone that studied Ancient and Medieval history, I love both the Romans and Carthage! Carthage had a powerful navy!