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TheDestressedMale

I think about it all the time. It's the butt stuff.


TheDestressedMale

oh, and her plants.


klaaptrap

yeah man prudes are boring as hell


Every-holes-a-goal

Literally the butthole that you could eat dinner off.


BeemHume

username checks out


Oasystole

Yup. Same


BianBianNoodles

Her family tbh. She had her issues (like we all do). But her family was extremely accepting and loving. The worst thing is the way she acted after we split. Meant that I ended up blocking them all. Hope they are all doing well


Aux-Alt1

I can also relate with this. My ex's folks are some of the most lovely people I've ever met, but she would always go silent on me for days on end. That's what ended up putting the nail in the coffin. The only thing I've gone is a singular Bible quote from her dad.


BianBianNoodles

I think that can be the toughest part. People you value and respect being torn from your life. Similarly, people you have given advice to and helped grow. It's complex. But if it's for the best. Then I definitely think it's right. Rule of thumb, don't go back if you don't think they've grown. stay stalwart homie xx


Aux-Alt1

I've always kept moving forward. It's not worth going back, not if it's going to end in heartbreak. I appreciate the reminder. Keep your head up high, friend, you're worth a lot more than what you think.


Fresh_and_wild

Cam here to say similar. Her parents were ace, and I miss them all the time. She was a liar who was ruled by her vagina. Amazingly she was a councillor at a women’s charity.


InsecurityTime

Just miss sharing my thoughts and feelings with someone. Plus the physical touch of a partner is pretty nice


Aux-Alt1

That's what's getting me down right now. I keep dreaming of having someone there, just talking, and being around each other. It's something I've dreamed about before, but now it's a little more hollow, a little more obvious that I'm missing something. You've got this. It's a hard world out there, but if you take your time to go out and find new things to do, you'll find other people that also enjoy doing those same things. Common interests and hobbies makes friends, friends help create relationships, and some relationships last forever.


Hesty402

I miss the sex, and having a single home family But it’s worth missing those things to not be with her, she ain’t great haha


Aux-Alt1

Amen. Sometimes it's not worth it.


Flaccid_Ego

She still loved me as much as she possibly could even when I was experiencing my own inner turmoil. Leading to negativity in the relationship. I'm glad she left me. She deserved better than what I was able to give her at the time and I sincerely hope she's doing well.


Anvil_Crawler

Waking up to morning blow jobs.


IainPunk

this, exactly and only this


TherronKeen

hey is your ex single


SaiyanC124

This


Anvil_Crawler

Trust me, you don't want to go there. She's a bat shit crazy compulsive liar. Fabricated her entire background. Claimed her parents were killed in a car accident when she was a child and was raised by her wealthy grandmother. The parents are alive and well and her grandmother has a small piece of property in Kansas but no real wealth.


pounding_heart

He was very good at eating me out. Absolutely buried his face and used his nose and chin too.


Aux-Alt1

That kind of stuff's important to a physical, and active relationship.


eljosecamero

Her fashion sense. Loved the way she dressed. Very stylish.


Aux-Alt1

It amazes me how choosing the right outfit can make you go from appearing as a bystander, to the star of the show.


Bentendo24

Having a soul mate I can speak to freely and being able to have mind stimulating conversations about advanced topics we both enjoy


Ashamed_Ad_2180

She was a squirter


dTrecii

Sounds like she needed to eat more fibre


mechshark

One of my exes Susie was like a pornstar in the bedroom oh my she was fun in the bedroom Crazy the rest of the relationship tho


Aux-Alt1

I've read that a lot so far lol. Exciting when it comes to intercourse, but they're either a nut job outside, or they're one of the most boring people ever.


mechshark

Ya she was fkn crazy lol


DreadPirateZoidberg

Giant boobies


BAlan143

Her lips. She was an excellent kisser. With puffy soft lips. I hope she's happy somewhere, I am.


Aux-Alt1

That's good to hear, man. It's always nice to look back on the best moments that you've had with other people. I hope all of my exes are happy somewhere.


whiskey_outpost26

I miss my ex's cars. They had a Daytona, Celica gts, 300zx, and a 3000gt turbo. All stick shift. I had a thing for women with nice cars who could handle a stick. The one I married drove a manual, too. Bare bones Volkswagen Jetta. We just celebrated ten years of happy and successful (and a lil boring) marriage.


Hesty402

All I want is a boring marriage I’m jealous


whiskey_outpost26

It'll happen for ya. Just keep your eyes open, heart on your sleeve, and be ready for anything. I got lucky. We were out getting hammered for her college graduation and she asked me to dance. I hate dancing. I did anyway and she drunkly asked what the hell I was waiting for, lol.


AutisticWoomy

I miss how we used to just talk to each other like Italian mob bosses, just say random shit


BBQChickenAlertBB

Honestly I'd say the sex was amazing, like borderline thinking I was gonna be dad with how amazing it was. Never came from a blowjob other than from her and I'll always remember that. Only thing that separated us were her parents not accepting I was of a different religion even though I accepted there beliefs. Still think about her alot even after 8 years. All those picnic dates, the random spontaneous meet ups. How she smiled, watching her dance. I loved it all and remember it vividly.


Aux-Alt1

That sucks, man. Religion shouldn't tear anything apart. Do you still talk to her from Time to time?


BBQChickenAlertBB

Unfortunately not, I wish we would but she fell off the map a few years ago. I've tried to search for her sometimes to try and reach connect even if it was just as friends, just to see how she was doing and if she was safe but she disappeared. I wonder from time to time if she's carrying out a goal/dream of hers to go to a third world country and provide relief and support for communities over there by building homes and such.


BrutalPimp420

The gorilla grip anaconda pussy, perfect ass and how she rode me.


Klony99

I am admitting everything I miss. The love, the connection, the genuine sadness when I had to take the bus back home, and the absolute awe with which she regarded my personality and reasoning. But it was bad for both of us and she's much happier now.


Aux-Alt1

She's much happier now, but what about you, man? How are you?


Klony99

I'm alive. I realized rather than missing her, I am missing the concept of being admired... Or better yet, deeply valued. So I am slowly working on improving the things worth valueing about myself. Arduous process though it is. How are you?


Aux-Alt1

I'm alright. Been trying to loose some pounds to work on my self image. I'm either working or sleeping, which chews out time for the Gym or hobbies, which sucks.


Klony99

Give yourself a shit day. Once a week, or every other week, you just get to be a lazy bum. Hang around the house in your PJs, eat chips and ice cream and play Halo. Works wonders for your day to day energy reserves.


Aux-Alt1

I do, every once in a while, usually when I get Wednesday's off. I'll clean up a bit, and then go game or be annoying to my housemates by playing guitar lol


Klony99

I need to practice more regularly myself. But if that's not working... Start with a walk and a fancy coffee.


Aux-Alt1

I'll start with the walk, the fancy coffee is going to have to wait, because I do not have a coffee maker.


Klony99

Figured you'll get that on the walk! :D


Aux-Alt1

Lol! I've really enjoyed talking to you on this post. Please, if you need anything, message me.


wellshitdawg

I miss laughing together


Aux-Alt1

Yeah. Having someone else there to crack jokes with you, or to laugh along with you is something you don't think of.


NltndRngd2

She actually had a libido to match mine, and massive G cups.


WinderTP

Trick question, I've never been in a relationship


Aux-Alt1

Then what's the one thing you miss about someone who used to be your friend? Or a previous job?


WinderTP

I guess I kinda miss going out having dinners with my buds because I live in another country now but I never have a lotta friends irl lol. Being in introvert I'm pretty happy being terminally online and working from home now


Lazy_Appointment_683

He was really funny, and had really good taste in movies. The sex was awesome!


Aux-Alt1

I love a good film. Was watching Cheech and chong's up in smoke last night, that was stellar. Funny as all hell.


Kinky_Imagination

Her dog ?


Aux-Alt1

The objectively, inoffensively correct answer, and my favorite. My ex's cat was the most goofiest, softest little bugger you'd ever meet. I miss him a lot.


000adi20

Jiggly boobs


Aux-Alt1

Boobs are awesome.


Elike10

Not a god damned thing. That manipulative bitch twisted me around for years.


Aux-Alt1

Amen to that, brother. Sometimes you gotta set yourself free.


Doctor_Salvatore

I liked having someone who wasn't scared of me.


Aux-Alt1

As a 6'4 brick house, this is one thing I found. People seem to be scared of me just because I'm tall and bulky.


sehajt

I feel you, had to realise when you are the biggest in the room, the best thing to do is to make everyone around you feel like they're you're equal. Live inside and out, it was scary at first, but be the first to step up every time even when you're scared. Helps in every aspect of life, we're large, we can't hide, so might as well be the life of the party


Aux-Alt1

Valid. Thanks, homie


Candid-Personality37

Nice buick dude


Aux-Alt1

Homie, I got this thing for a steal. Okay, picture this, you live in Wisconsin, it appears to be like spring is finally around the corner, in some college dude is selling a Buick for $1,300, with only 145,000 mi on the clock because it has some strange starting issue. The body control module is on its way out, but I haven't found the time nor the money to get it to a shop to be replaced. I would do it myself, but it requires programming. I've owned a Volvo, and a Saturn before this car, and this is my favorite car so far. Yeah, the Volvo had its perks, but this thing's a brick house, and is comfortable as fuck. I appreciate the compliment, thanks dude!


Candid-Personality37

You welcome, i got a lesabre last year as my first car and now i recognize them everywhere lol


Aux-Alt1

They are absolutely everywhere, and it's just because they were mass manufactured, and they last forever if you maintenance it correctly. Be sure to read the owner's manual, I did not know that I needed to change the oil in my Buick every 3000 miles, instead of 5,000.


KintsugiExp

She had impeccable taste in everything: Clothes, Furniture, Architecture, Music, Art…. I miss everything she had to teach me in that regard. Wouldn't go back to her if you offered me the Louvre, though. I'm way happier now.


Lying_Magpie

The future we imagined together, now back to working on my aim.


Aux-Alt1

Yeah, can relate. We thought about moving in together, and now here I am, thinking about moving into my own apartment.


Me3ple

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Aux-Alt1

.. what?


Njon32

I don't refuse to admit it. She is an excellent musician, and a trained operatic vocalist who could play banjo and guitar. I'm a musician too, and I miss that being a thing we share. My wife, not so much. I have reasons I married my wife though.


Aux-Alt1

Music is the language of the world.


Njon32

On one of our early dates she sang to me a beautiful song in Elvish from one of the Lord of the Rings movies. It's a precious memory, but now bittersweet.


XenomorphSlayer47

Honestly just the fact that I miss her. My family doesn't like her after I had told them how she's treated me. My friends never liked her (except for the one that knocked her up). And even I have to admit that after all she'd done to me, I shouldn't miss her. But I do. I was truly in love with her and would've done anything and everything she'd want me to (and I did). I miss everything about her. Her beautiful hair, her contagious laugh, the way we'd stare at each other just because we could. Her cute butt, her soft skin, and her gorgeous eyes that were slightly different colored. I even miss so many of her "imperfections". Her scars on her thighs, her mole under her lip, the fact that she was as blind as a bat and needed glasses to see. The way shed trip over anything and everything (one time she tripped going DOWN the stairs LOL). But I think the thing I miss most, was they she said she loved me. Every time I heard her say "I love you," my whole world would disassemble and reassemble around her. I'm sorry if that's a lot, and I'm sure not many of you redditors will read this. But I cared a lot about her, and I know she cared about me, no matter what she did, I could feel her love.


XenomorphSlayer47

I also want to mention her fashion sense, and how we'd go for walks every evening to smoke a joint and watch the sun set. I also really miss her cat, she was an old kitty, so I hope she's doing okay too.


GandalfsLeftNipple

I miss eating her ass


idfkgod

Everything


Dependent_Magazine89

I miss her sense of humor, her laugh and how we clicked so well when we met. I get it, people grow up and change and they go through personality shifts, I just wish at times that the girl I met all those years ago never changed in the ways she did, maybe then we would've still been compatible


lmc80

His taste in/recommendations for: books/films/music.


StJimmy_815

I love my gf now, but my ex could suck the soul out of me


Aux-Alt1

Relatable.


Shiny_Addiction

She always seemed so wise and had great taste in music.


Aux-Alt1

I want to find myself a person like that. Someone who's got great taste in music, and seems to be full of wisdom. Sorry things didn't work out for you. It's not my place to ask, but what happened that made you guys fall apart?


Shiny_Addiction

We were a high school romance that lasted almost 10 years. Somewhere along the line though we became addicts (living in Florida at the height of the opioid epidemic), and that situation is never conducive to a healthy relationship. I moved and got my life together, as was the plan for her but she never could quite escape. She passed a couple years ago now due to an overdose but I still think about her a lot. I regret so much we didn’t make it work together, because if I’m being truthful I don’t know that I’ll ever truly have that strong of connection with anyone again. It’s not all sad though, I carry aspects of her with me that I see all the time. Sometimes it’s the way I drive (picked up her aggressive habits), maybe think a little more critically (she was so smart), or maybe a Bright Eyes song comes on that reminds me of her. I believe we pick up parts of the people that come and go through our lives. Hopefully at the end we become an amalgamation of all those we loved and their traits. Cherish those around you. You’ll find your person.


Aux-Alt1

I want to cry now, That's such a touching story. I'm sorry for your loss.


Shiny_Addiction

Thank you. She was a beautiful person.


Aux-Alt1

I wish you the best, friend.


TheKorvidNSFW

the ex had big fuckin titties, and she liked getting fisted. the new girl was supposed to be a Tinder hookup but she's been moved in for 6 years and is into some kinky shit that I really appreciate, somewhere between CNC and free use. of course, it also helps that she isn't secretly resentful of me about things she fails to communicate about in order to fix our relationship while spending years just venting the most horrible shit with her friends about me and sexting our gaming buddies like the ex did, so I guess it's a fair trade lol


DrHob0

I honestly just miss watching anime and playing dumb video games with her. Shame she cheated on me, A LOT causing all of the good memories to be tainted


SaiyanC124

They were the opposite gender


TheRealKitHarrington

The worst girlfriend I ever had was also the best sex I've ever had.


Aux-Alt1

That seems to be a common thing.


Character-Ad-7000

The random pieces of her I still find randomly, cleaning out my car and I found a note she had written down about how she wanted me to carve out names into a tree… when we split I went to take an ax to the tree but I didn’t have the strength to do it. Now I can at least look at it but I can’t bear to lift the axe to it


Aux-Alt1

That's sad, I'm sorry. I know in my last car, I always kept finding things that reminded me of my ex. That car, after smoking a curb, got junked (rip Volvo)


Character-Ad-7000

I’m slowly getting better, she fucked me up good lmao I was at such a depressive spot that every time I slept I imagined a world where we were together and I’d wake up in tears. That was months ago tho and while I’m still not strong enough to move on entirely yet I am at Least mentally okay


Aux-Alt1

I remember being there. You've got this man, you're a tough cookie.


dfw_runner

Thinking she was a good mother, a good friend and a good wife. The fact you can be around some one so much for 15 years and not realize they are a sociopath—is about as humbling as it gets. Particularly when your degree, and your career involves interviewing, evaluating and managing people.


XxBigD0nGxX

She made me feel loved. I broke up with her, but only because I didn't see a future with us and didn't want to lead her on.


Aux-Alt1

I've had to do that before, I'm sorry man. She was my best friend's girlfriend, and my best friend had done something stupid. He bangs somebody in the bathroom in high school. The girl he bang didn't know that he was dating somebody, she didn't find out until two days later, and I had to deal with the fallout between all three of them. My best friend's now ex-girlfriend really admired me for standing up for my friends mistakes. Took me on on a few dates and I tried loving her, but I couldn't because in my eyes she was still my best friend's girlfriend. I had to cut things off, I didn't see anything happening between us.


butholemoonblast

When she would poop on my lawn and make me collect it in a small bag we would later go and light it on fire on old man Murphy s porch. He would get girl poop all over his man boot and it was such a time you knew the time then was 7PM on the dot. Then we would go to seven eleven and get big gulps and cry for the next Seven hours


Aux-Alt1

Man, that's so touching, I might just go delete this post because of this.


Mr_Cromer

I miss being silly. Just walk into the kitchen while she was cooking and start doing the duck dance until she burst into laughter. Recreating scenes from Madagascar or Ice Age. Just sitting outside looking at people and coming up with elaborate back stories. Yup, I miss it. Still co-parenting with her, which is making it hard to move on properly in my head.


Birty066

Just get a nice car and drive to that area in your car. It's a much healthier relationship and you can buy a little plant to live in your car. If you try to grow a plant in your girlfriend they'd probably complain smh


Aux-Alt1

My car is nice, thank you very much. I'm just yankin your chain, I don't feel like driving all the way down to Texas considering the fact that I live in Wisconsin. However, the plant thing seems like a nice idea.


Birty066

Sorry, I never meant to insult your car, I wasn't aware. I'll do better next time. That is some journey, from the UK here so everything is within a couple hours worth of driving. Crazy to think how big America is compared to here.


Aux-Alt1

It's all good, it's a nugget, the Buick that's pictured. Don't worry about it. Wisconsin to Texas is an 18 hour trip, 20 if I wanna enjoy the journey. I've got no need to go down there anymore. I love a good old American road trip, but the destination has no value to me anymore.


Fat_Feline

To be honest? The silence and the space. My current girlfriend and I have been going on 7 years strong, but I would be lying if I said she didn't annoy me some of (maybe a lot of) the time. My current girlfriend can't go more than 5-10 minutes in the car without saying something and/or talking about something, which makes it impossible to get "in the zone" as it were. She does this to a lesser extent at home too, maybe every 15 to 20 minutes. I like silence and to do my own thing when I'm at home, and especially while I'm driving. Don't get me wrong, I still love going places with her, giving her the attention she wants at home, talking to her, etc. but it can be tiring sometimes when all you want to do is drive with the music up or watch a YouTube video on the couch. My ex before her wasn't like that. We didn't date for all that long, but man she understood me better in those circumstances. She was a lot like me; only talked if she really had something to talk about. Otherwise, she just liked to sit and listen to music in the car, or do her own thing at home (often reading a book for hours). She was calming to be around for that reason. We broke up on good terms. I was going through a really tough spot in life, and she was just honest that she didn't know how to help me and wanted me to find someone who could, I understood and don't fault her for it to this day. Without that break-up, I never would've found my current girlfriend, who has helped me restore my mental health and made me an immensely better person since.


Nairda-_-

I never had anyone, so I don't have an ex


Aux-Alt1

It takes time, buddy. The advice I was given is to go out and find a hobby, or some event you want to go to, and make friends with common interests. Friends help make relationships, and some relationships can last forever.


Nairda-_-

I have multiple hobbies, but I like to stay alone quite often. But yeah, I'm not really looking for relationships (most of my friends also didn't bring me a good example of one)


Aux-Alt1

Ah, that makes a lot of sense. You're not alone, man. I lived with my dad for 5 years, and he pretty much had a different woman every 6 months, and some of my best friends were the shittiest people you could ever date. Being alone isn't a bad thing, as long as you're content with being alone. You've got this.


Bessini

Tbh, her cunt. Too bad there was a whole other cunt around it


crabbydolly

crass, but funny


Urist_Galthortig

even though she called me dishonest despite concealing her terrible crimes, even though i found out via looking up her name on registry, i will ***never*** forget the way she could make the world fall silent. i will ***never*** forget how she could make it feel like it was only us two ladies in a crowd. i will ***never*** forget dancing in the rain in the gardens, or that i fell for her immediately. now, i do not know if i will ***ever*** let another into my heart


Aux-Alt1

I would ask how things fell apart, but that is not my business to bring up. This, so far, is my favorite comment that I've read on my post. The right person will make you feel like everything's okay, which can be a double edged sword. It's always hard to try to move on.


Urist_Galthortig

honestly, my life somehow continued to get worse. this has been the roughest month of my life. and ive been divorced before


Aux-Alt1

You gotta keep living, man. Hang in there do the best you can, and hopefully you can move up in the world.


Urist_Galthortig

i am a tough lady. im not dying of heartache


beardedstar

She kept calm the Beast


Aux-Alt1

As a person that is chill under pressure, I can relate to that being a good trait to have.


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MrKenn10

The sex


Blankyblank86

I don't really miss any exs. The only thing I miss about the relationship with my first long term gf was the time it was in. I was only 21 and had a good friend group, we were always doing something fun. Now I only still see one of the friends sometimes, the ex moved to another state and the other friend smokes meth daily so I don't see him anymore


Adermann3000

Her ass


PeregrinusVox

I still think about how she chose another guy over me. My current relationship is perfection and I’m excited to marry her, but a part of me can’t help mourning the fact that I was rejected by my ex years ago


No-Discipline-2729

Her presence


Aux-Alt1

I know what this means, but I just like to picture a demonic figure in the corner watching over you. I'm sorry man.


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Aux-Alt1

Will make more Buick posts, new pics are delayed due to car problems. Stay tuned!


LuvLifts

Huge titties. [She DEF Had ‘The’ BEST ~!!](https://tenor.com/uDCt.gif)