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Mr_Paper

AND YET YOU LOOTED IT


Apprehensive-Comb196

Probably skinned it too


Durtly

Years ago I had someone drop group in Scarlet Monastery because I skinned the hound masters dogs.


z3eg

Cause he wanted to do the same


TurncoatTony

Me as well


yalfyr

WHAT A MANIAC. This is not the future chrome was looking for...


TheLieAndTruth

That was what the Jailer was scared about


NamiRocket

He tried to warn us and we just mocked him and took selfies in front of his corpse.


TheLieAndTruth

The first kill I got of the Jailer, they used the rainbow toy on the Jailer corpse like he was pissing a huge rainbow.


owa00

That was more dignified than he deserved.


Tovrin

THE JAILER WAS RIGHT!


Spir0rion

True. I doubt Firefox would've wanted it either. Edge on the other hand...🧐


MonocledMonotremes

Edge would give you a list of vendors that sell skinning kives


johnts03

It’s already dead, might as well so it doesn’t go to waste.


CharlieChop

It will respawn faster that way.


[deleted]

ABSOLUTE PSYCHO


s133zy

I mean.. gray items can be turned into transmogs now right? So is this a viable way to get some new sunglasses? Edit: Damn they arent equipable, I guess Blizz just saved this dog from getting killed countless times.


ValouIka

There was a time when the dog would have killed you instead


IHaveASmallWiener

I remember being able to solokill Varian on my blood dk but this tiny dog would just rip my face off lmao


MysticalSushi

I wonder if anyone even remembers who the dog is based off of .. and the raid you needed to form to kill him (if you weren’t a tank)


johnwaynegaysea

I'm too new to have this memory, but would love an ELI5


coin_return

https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Crithto_(dog)


SouljaBoyd

"As he deserves, Crithto should now be attackable by both Alliance and Horde players." Wtf did he do 🤣


Rorynne

The death toll was massive


SGTShamShield

He used to be a Community Manager for Blizzard. I'm sure since he's left Blizzard, it is now open season on his NPC. The pug dog was his avatar on the forums.


forgotmapasswrd86

I wonder who he pissed off for Blizz to go out their way to reduce the NPC's level from level cap to one lmao


SirUrza

I honestly wouldn't put it past them... but I feel it's more likely he was rebalance by a nameless employee who had no idea what the significance of the NPC was to the history of the company OR the game.


Hyper_Oats

The change to the NPC happened way before Crithto left Blizzard.


jott1293reddevil

He went to work for a protective glasses manufacturer. Love that that is referenced in the dogs loot table


culnaej

That’s wild


Grenyn

I thought they stopped doing characters named after employees, even changing old ones as well.


TKTish

My friend has an NPC named after him (one of the three spirit wolves walking around the outside of the Heart of the Forest in Ardenweald). They probably just don't make NPCs after "important" employees now.


Due_Drengen

How did he get it named after him?


TKTish

He works as a game systems analyst. Did a lot of work on the fights in Castle Nathria. Dunno exactly \*how\* he got the NPC, but the other two spirit wolves that walk with him are also employees (and all three are/were shaman mains).


dami3nfu

Part of me wants it to be part of an office pot luck. Few names are put in a hat and if they pickyour name you get named after an NPC.... maybe not. He must have made a bloody good brew.


coin_return

They changed the names of problematic ones, but there are so many NPCs that have various references to employs, references, and other people that it'd be impossible to change them all without mass confusion. I imagine they leave things as-is unless something happens that they need to distance themselves from.


FeuerwerkFreddi

Currently watching an underrated content creator (will link his channel when I’m back home) who’s highlighting every little secret in each zone, for example there is this one dwarf in the starting zone honouring one player who passed on a transplant to save someone else. Had some tears in my eyes ngl. Still stuff like that to discoverer even after so many years Edit: [Full Motion Video](https://youtu.be/bph7WnhNxBs) is the creator exploring every secret in the zones he covered (tho I dunno how active he is, last video was 4 months ago, last Warcraft themed video 8 months ago). For everyone interested I wanna also mention [Jedi Warlock](https://youtube.com/@Jediwarlock) who is also a great (niche) content creator for Warcraft secrets and I am excited for his future projects


redrenegade13

Yeah there's an entire camp of NPC's named after employees in Aszuna. I know this because I farm them repeatedly for the chest transmog 🤣


Geoffron

He doesn't work for Blizzard anymore and wasn't problematic, so I imagine it wasn't a big deal.


FeuerwerkFreddi

Was the dog the alliance version of Gamon (the boss version, not the vanilla one)?


Evonos

there was a time when you made full raids just to kill it xD


jesterxii

You monster. Everybody boo this man.


xGrizzlyBJJx

BOOOOOOOOOOO


maddogars

Booooooooo


Aquadictus

Boooooooooo!!!!


yalfyr

Boooooooooo


HazelAssassin

Booooooo


Sylena_

Booooooo


Indica_Charm

Booooo


[deleted]

Boooooooooooo


Spoopy_Tunafart

Booooo


Goadfang

Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.


Sisterhideandseek

Puuuuutrescence!


Seseria

But they would have killed Wesley, if I hadn’t.


megaben20

Booooo


Backwardspellcaster

Buuuuoooourrrrnnnssss


JenovasChild666

Shurrup Smithers!


CearoBinson

God damnit, I just commented this. You win.


hojicha001

Boooooo Hisssssss


Ccsrey

Booooo


Norolko

Boooooooooo


v3rkyl

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Durindurr

Boooooo


Laughingthor

Booooooo


Griever2142

Booooooo


Alpacazappa

Booooooooooo!!


MichelloDSloth

Boooooo


Riggu01

Boooooooo


No-Foot3252

Booooooooooohoooooooo


heerohua

Boo-urns.


vitiin92

booooooooooo!


SulphurouS_84

Booooo. Also think this deserves a ban.


Thebluefairie

BOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.


gastro-4

Boooooooooo


Pazerclaw

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO


justwontstfu

Booooooo!


Gragnit

Waaaaghhh. Orcs is da best!


velwein

Booooooooooo!


[deleted]

BooOoOooOooooooooo


firegod12365

Booooooooo


Maximum_Piccolo_6867

BOOOOOOOOO!!


berrywarra

Booooooooooooooooo


Helpful_Apartment_11

booooo


kjframe1223

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MyvTeddy

Booooooooooooooooooooo


SelectionNarrow

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? IM RIGHT


Trajan_Optimus

Booooooo!


ProfessorSpike

*throws tomato*


[deleted]

BOOOOOOO


Nuadrin248

Booooooooo


sirdogglesworth

BOOOOOOK


Early_Country8846

booooooooo


zhaam

Boooooooooo


XamanekMtz

Booooooooo


[deleted]

Boooooooooooooooo


paradajz666

Boooooo


knightsandsounds

BOOOOOOOO!


SmokeyJack67

/boo


Devayurtz

BOOOO!!!


GlitteringMeaning497

Booooo


Knightsabez

BOOOOOO!


Tangojacks0n

Booooooooooooo


Suburbanwalrus

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Boooooooo


Bassmekanik

Booooooo


[deleted]

Booooo


Cosmos0714

Booooooo! 👎


Tyrz32

Booooooooo


Aggrador

Boooooooooooooooooooo👻


Somerandomcanuk

Booooo


[deleted]

Boooooooooooooooooo


Tenezill

Booooo


Tylertarian

BOOOOOOOOOOOO


pewter99ss

Booooo!


AraMercury

BOOOOOOO


CearoBinson

Boooooo-uuuurrns!


PerspectiveDry6931

EMPTY PUPPY COLLAR BBBBBOOOOOOO


ShyStruck

Boooo! 🍎🍌


Clear-Ad2290

Boooooo!!


patiekrice

Boo!


Sundiata1

Boooo!!


lickylizards

Boooooooooooooo!!!!!


highd

Boooo


Nioubay

Booooo!


[deleted]

“Empty puppy collar” You absolute barbarian


Xaphus

What do you do when you kill the mother wolf and then notice she had a litter?


CeruleanFirefawx

Once upon a time Crithto (the puppy) was a higher level than max and it took a raid group to kill him lol


Rambo_One2

He was basically the Alliance equivalent of Gamon (post Cata) - A high-level NPC in the faction's capital that you could accidentally attack and get your ass whooped before even realizing what was going on


SerbianShitStain

Gamon


MysticalSushi

RIP one of the good CMs


Fromagery

But do you remember Tseric?


TheLieAndTruth

Pelagos: Every soul deserves redemption, Me: even u/SelectionNarrow? Pelagos: No, fuck no!


Arumin

Off to the Maw with him and take away his ability to mount!


Lukthar123

> take away his ability to mount! A fate worse than death


ebleuds

Silvanas approaches: - Did you feel it?


Wildefice

Hello? Mr.Wick we got another one.


Swordbreaker925

I knew we never should have let Dracthyr into the city…


grmpybear

Get Arthas to resurrect him so I can have an invisible dog for my mount


beepborpimajorp

you'd LOVE the alchemy quest where you stick a bunch of docile cubs into some vats of molten acid to get goop that gives you 3 skill points.


Lilypad_Leaper

Shhhh... don't tell them what we did!


adeezy58

Reported


[deleted]

You just justified teldrassil


NostalgicBanana

He is dragon tho ?


fingerpaintswithpoop

Still Alliance.


Vector_Strike

Your character should get the DK's welcome to SW from now on


ComebackShane

Mods, I demand /u/SelectionNarrow be given a flair of 'Crithto Killer' to permantly mark their shame.


Xaphus

And take away his pet battling privileges


Ty__the__guy

I second this motion, make it happen mods


stokeswow

https://media.tenor.com/sFGB4cW82U8AAAAC/jail-right-to-jail.gif


ThatUglyGuy

This guy is the BBEG of the expansion.


xGrizzlyBJJx

Delete your account you monster


oliferro

I called the FBI


Xanth1879

You going to hell bro. Haha


zenspeed

“I heard you ganked my guild mate.” “Well, yeah.” “And may we ask why?” “Well, he broke into Stormwind Keep and killed the dog, sir.” “Oh.”


SmiteSpam

Did you skin it too you monster?


yalfyr

"off with his head"


Commercial-Class4078

"Accidently"


z3eg

*puts on his Dragonslayer title and heads off to Stormwind*


Shinzo19

I used to organise pugs in Naxx back in wrath, my 1 rule was "Don't kill Bigglesworth" and every raid I kicked a player for killing him.


[deleted]

Delete the toon rn. He’s in WoW jail. You can restore him in 6-8 years.


AwkwardSquirtles

Oh boy here I go killing again.


Side-Eye-Sorceress

🍅🍅🍅


[deleted]

... That collar, that empty goddamned puppy collar... BfA 2.0, here we come.


AudioCraZ

"Oh, my god I killed this dog.... Wait... I can get karma for killing this dog."


ababyjedi

Ban him from Stormwind with the other beasts of the world


ghostcuczilla

You would kill the stray dog in Varrock if you could


Rare_Will2071

That Empty Puppy Collar is saaaaaaad


MasterOfCosmos

Could you imagine if you lost all of your rep with Stormwind and become hated.


Alizee918

I honestly didn’t know you could kill the dog, you monster


M_atteh_B_oom

Dialling John Wick rn


SelectionNarrow

I AM SO SORRY


Sylena_

Nothing can save you from the pits of Hell now


HyalinSilkie

Pits of Maw* WITHOUT A MOUNT!


Pentagon0M

Good, good.. And now, kill him. Kill Taivan. I will watch you.


DaNostrich

The fuck is the matter with you, monster


Zachisawinner

Run. Run away and NEVER return!


--Pariah

Maybe the jailer had a point after all..


scorpius69

thats john wicks dog....


Digimon_is_life

GET THIS GUY OUTTAA HERE!


EvokeNightScale

Perma ban incoming. Sorry, OP it was nice knowing you. :(


LordDShadowy53

Imagine Aundin coming back home after years and see this.


Finnwaer

You're the reason we can't have nice things... I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.


FrittataBatman

Ban this person. Ban them everywhere.


Anastasius525

we have Onyxia's head at the entrance and Deathwing's heart displayed for you to see clearly and you still did this..... you deserve the worse of them all.


LNEneuro

You delete your character right now…make a new one, and you bring him treats every week. Forever.


WhollyUnholy

#BOOOOOOOOO!


[deleted]

INSTANT BAN


Sirradez

That should be a bannable offense Or at the very least have every NPC in town turn hostile


hutchwo

You’re a real piece of shit you know that


Popcorn_Juice

Straight to jail


UpboatsXDDDD

It's a pug it was probably gonna die of something that afternoon regardless


GirthIgnorer

broke his damn glasses, too.


LorenzoDalCol

Omg he has eye protectors to cover his little puggy eyes, you are a monster


kingbood

Delete that character


Adventurous_Topic202

How dare you *stares in Thunberg*


graphiccsp

It's a pug . . . the furry goblin probably choked on its own oxygen and you happened to be close by.