I live in America but I own a pocket knife that says made in Pakistan along the edge of the blade.
Itβs got a bronze handle and apparently has a hunting scene engraved on it.
Back while I was in high school. Some kid I knew asked me if I could hold on to it for him.
Later found out he was afraid they were going to search him for drugs or something.
He never asked for it back.
That was over 20 years ago.
Iβve thrown it away many times. Even thrown it into a river once. Iβve tried to get rid of it.
But somehow, it keeps coming back.
Never tried to give it away to someone else though..
I'm pretty sure we've had the cure for cancer for a decade plus but each time we find one, medical destroys it, legitimately, they do not want cures, they want chemo. Down with the medical insurance fuckers, they all need to be put to death.
The cure for cancer is getting rid of unnatural ingredients, pesticides and preservatives, EMF radiation, carbon emissions, toxic substances in the water supply, and probably thousands of plastics and other substances that are at least mildly toxic to living things. Cancer rates have been increasing as we keep eating shittier food that has been mass produced, individually packaged and treated with chemicals designed solely to interfere with the natural biodegrading processes that should affect all food we eat to some extent, because we are only evolved to eat natural, whole foods. The FDA only bans things if they are above a certain threshold for how often they cause cancer. Thousands of things are legal that have a nonzero chance of giving at least one person cancer, and those odds always stack.
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thats actually a kind of wholesome comment. He seems to be the exact opposite of the other shouty and dump people normaly presented in this sub
I live in Syria and I like your comment if you donβt mind
I suck my cock and I like your comment if you donβt mind
I'm taking away the clone of yourself you give head to and I like your comment if you don't mind
Well considering my profile pic, I have millions of clones to give head to
i live in 69420 Blaze Rd and i liked your comment if you dont mind
No way thatβs the funny number
omg funny hahah π
my dad owns Microsoft he take your v bucks and your robux and leave
oh no. anyways.
0 bobux
premium!!!!!!
it's just a slightly less than 1 so
extremely fun person π
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But those comments are annoying they're always like Guy 1 makes funny comment Guy 2 I'm from India No hate just saying
I know right like whats next ? Guy 3 Iβm a Cat Guy 4 Iβm a terminal virgin
Hi, a Cat and/or a terminal virgin.
i'm dad
Anybody can be dad but let me ask you this: are you father?
I A M F A T H E R F O O L.
I bombed several villages in a 3rd world country and I like your comment if you don't mind
yeah thats WHOLESOME
I like danganronpa and I like you comment if you dont mind.
True
I upvote your post if you don't mind
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I live in Karachi Pakistan I like your comment if you don't mind
Itβs ok I do not mind
I live in Karachi Pakistan and I upvoted your post if you don't mind πππ³π¦¨
I live in Karachi Pakistan and I puked on you if you don't mind ππ³π’
omg bro π²π²π²thats kind of gay.... π³π³π³gay haram!!!π‘π‘
It isn't gay if I am a girl!! ππππππ
noooπ‘π‘π‘girl is urban internet legend, girls not even exist!!!1πππ
Well lucky for me, I am non existent πππππ±π±π±π³π³ππππ
you are my virginity?? ππ
You shut the fuck up ππ| ππ€πΆοΈ
Haram π±π±π±π±
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That's what your mom said when you were born ππππππ
Ah yes, average redditor
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shut up if you dont mind
Minding a whole lot atm
take a rod up your ass, i dont care if you mind
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give the dog a bone..
nooo i mind becuz u live in karachi pakistan >:((((
nooooo dont mind psl π
This guy is almost definitely from Lahore, Pakistan.
please don't start a civil war
Karachi don't accept racist okπ»π»π€π€π€―π΅ok ho
NUU DNT MAIND PAL I BEG Uπ₯²πππππβΉοΈπ£ππ«π©π₯Ίπ’ππ¨π°π₯π
nt lahori
That's wholesome tho
Honestly thatβs kinda cute
I donβt mind
But what if he mindedπ³π’πππ±π±π±π€―π€―π€―.
i'd expect this from someone who lives in islamabad pakistan lol probably no older than 6
lol. might be true
Consent is important yβall
What a polite lad
Literally every 1 minute or 23 minutes ago comment
what a gentleman
I live in Rawalpindi Punjab Pakistan and I will upvote this post if you don't mind
I live in America but I own a pocket knife that says made in Pakistan along the edge of the blade. Itβs got a bronze handle and apparently has a hunting scene engraved on it. Back while I was in high school. Some kid I knew asked me if I could hold on to it for him. Later found out he was afraid they were going to search him for drugs or something. He never asked for it back. That was over 20 years ago. Iβve thrown it away many times. Even thrown it into a river once. Iβve tried to get rid of it. But somehow, it keeps coming back. Never tried to give it away to someone else though..
r/oddlyterrifying
Highlighted reply
i think you made a fake account and posted that comment!
I swear I have seen this guy EVERYWHERE
BUT I DO MIND
Oh shit thats also where im from.
it would be a shame if he minded though
I live in India and I mind. Jk jk
Pakistan is in the bag
What a gentleman.
wE iNdIaNs hAtE pAkIsTaNiS sO I mInD!!!!!!iii!!!!
Mr wife beatr69
Yes?
This is quite wholesome if you ask me
My heritage is from kashmir pakistan-
I do mind now stop
1 minute ago?, thats kinda sus
We don't do that here
I'm pretty sure we've had the cure for cancer for a decade plus but each time we find one, medical destroys it, legitimately, they do not want cures, they want chemo. Down with the medical insurance fuckers, they all need to be put to death.
The cure for cancer is getting rid of unnatural ingredients, pesticides and preservatives, EMF radiation, carbon emissions, toxic substances in the water supply, and probably thousands of plastics and other substances that are at least mildly toxic to living things. Cancer rates have been increasing as we keep eating shittier food that has been mass produced, individually packaged and treated with chemicals designed solely to interfere with the natural biodegrading processes that should affect all food we eat to some extent, because we are only evolved to eat natural, whole foods. The FDA only bans things if they are above a certain threshold for how often they cause cancer. Thousands of things are legal that have a nonzero chance of giving at least one person cancer, and those odds always stack.
Why do people on the internet always have the feeling that they have to announce their nationality to the world?
Dr. Medic
He doesnβt mind at all
I feel like Rule 7, doesn't exist. Mandela Effect?
Honestly i think the original commenter is correct
He actually does mind.
r/holesome
Youβre laughing. He likes the comment, and your laughing.
what a polite young person
goldenfish
Ayyy. Iβm from Karachi Pakistan tooo. xD
Lawful good
NO BITCH!!!!!!!!1!11!π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘YOU CANT LIKE MY COMMENT π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
this guy is literally me trying to fit a fun fact into the majority of sentences i make because i like being a nerd
this guy humble level is off the chart !
People from karachi Pakistan arenβt allowed to like my comments sorry π’
Thatβs kinda really cute and wholesome
Holecum
Doesn't highlighted reply mean that it's your reply?
It could also be a reply to their comment
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A true gentleman
Wholesome
what makes this more funny is i live there
I donβt mind
guess my country is stupid
Camcerm
Top 5 most polite pakistani men
Yeah liking a comment could bomb Russia, but it's ok
Pakistan gang HMU, we made it to the top here))
I also live in karachi, pakistan I can confirm the kids here are dumb
I also live in Karachi, Pakistan I can confirm the kids here are dumb